I am going to pretend that my Leni Klum coverage is basically my LEWINSKY. I’ve used this reference before and it’s that the site DrudgeReport was apparently launched because they had the Lewinsky story…..

I have been doing this site for close to 20 years, I think we’re at 19 years this November, and I’ve yet to have a real viral story, other than an exclusive SQUIRT clip of Farrah Abraham that got posted on Gawker and pushed 500k people here, only to never come back again….

So like Heidi Klum, Leni is my last hope, but unlike Heidi Klum, I’m not rich or able to sit on my pile of money if this doesn’t work out, so I’m going to milk these big German / Italian tits like a countryside farmer getting milk for our German Alp hot chocolate….

The hot daughter has an exposed nipple that looks like a small and pale nipple, which is an exciting nipple on such a large tit.

She also has some ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs going on, even though the internet incel community think her ass lacks shape and excitement, it’s still got an asshole to be seen, coveted or jerked off to….

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I kept the Leni Klum bikini pics as the top post over the weekend, because it was single-handedly the most important post of the month on the site, which may say a lot about the lack of original content produced at this site, but since I’ve always been a lazy content creator who prefers reposting instagram pics and commenting on them here instead of for free on instagram, you know why not pay for a server that I can’t afford to support my shitty instagram comments that I don’t post on instagram so that the people can’t ban or delete my comments on actual instagram, even though I was running the site 10 years before instagram existed….

So yeah, her big tits were big news….

People argue they are fake, I doubt it, they are just big, it happens, they are tits and some tits have a mind of their own…

I don’t doubt that Heidi is behind them, that Heidi is exploiting them, or that Heidi would have made her get some fake tits had she not naturally had these massive tits because they are the new generation of Heidi to keep Heidi alive……

You see, Heidi knows how to party and by party I mean whore herself proper, so that you can assume that she really knows how to whore another person out, even or especially her daughter like the experienced prostitute who gets put on a desk job after the menopause is too present to avoid.

People also argue that Leni has a flat ass, forgetting that you can build an ass through fitness, more importantly that big tits are usually grown into, meaning if they are big now, the ass may follow, so her young ass that isn’t a huge round fat instagram ass, isn’t a BAD ass, but to the nerds of the internet it is enraging, how dare a rich hot big busty half Italian half German rich kid with her trust fund and opportunities wear an ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG with a little ass like that, not realizing the little ass makes the dick look bigger…and thus NEVER a bad thing so long as it’s over 18 years of age.

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Leni Klum is one of the artifacts of Heidi Klum being passed around rich dudes when she was at the top of her career as a Victoria’s Secret model, because when she ended up with Kissed by a Rose Seal with the adult arm sized penis, she was already pregnant with this one….

Maybe Seal’s massive penis affected something in the birth development womb, disrupting the natural growth of the child, because she’s developed some ridiculously huge tits on her small frame, that don’t seem to have much give to them, almost like one of those breast plates dudes buy on Amazon for their Cosplay outfits or to game nerds into thinking they are Cosplay chicks on Onlyfans, you know, like they are sex doll made not human grade….which adds to her impressiveness…

Sure, she’s a rich kid, her dad owns yachts, her stepdad is Seal, her mom Heidi Klum, and sure she’s a product of nepotism, but I support nepotism, especially when it’s hot and busty, even when the mom is trying to exploit the tits harder than the tits, because she knows the tits are hugely marketable, possible attention generating money makers, which allows her own existence to last longer as the womb that made the monster tits I want to be ravaged by…where are the rich kid may like the attention, but doesn’t have the need to use them for money, she’s already rich…

Point of the story, dudes are bitching about her having a flat ass, with tits like that, she doesn’t need to have a head, limbs, even a vagina….she could be full downs sydrome and a midget…and I’d appreciate the tits just the same….

I am a fan of LENI KLUM’S big boobs…

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