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2023

16

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

I was talking to a real man hating, potentially lesbian, granola hippie type of woman the other day, who is VERY much about being an independent women, not relying on men for their existence, or any of that shit…..someone you’d expect to be fat, with blue hair and angry about bullshit rumors that women don’t get fair treatment and that white men are the problem….but this girl was going off on FEMINISTS…

She fucking hates feminists more than she hates men because the modern feminist is anti-woman, and reduces women to the stereotype of women, or some shit….

She was still feminist enough to get mad when I said “It all went wrong when we allowed women to vote”….but at the same time…her hating feminists was a good sign…THE TIDES ARE TURNING…

I’m not saying these are feminists, they’re just braless and that’s hot to me…TITS through SHIRTS without bras…BONERS!

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

16

Jun

Renee Olstead’s Big Bolt Ons In Action of the Day

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Renee Olstead is one of those girls who sells nudes on the internet and you wonder how that happened…..

It’s not like selling nudes is a terrible thing to do, I don’t care about that shit on a moral level, I get that it’s easy money.

I just find it weird that she was a celebrity, working on a TV show at some point in her life, only to hop right into the peddling of nudes….

I have to assume she was molested as a kid, or the industry made her feel like a commodity and this is the easiest way to get money out of her bolt ons, and it’s just not the natural way this normally unfolds….they sell the nudes because they aren’t able to get on TV, not after they’ve been on TV, or at least not for a LONG time after they’ve been on TV like the other GINGER Maitland Ward…but even that was weird….the whole thing weird..

Here’s some of her pics…

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2023

16

Jun

Jane Seymour Swimsuit of the Day

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I remember when Dr Quinn Medicine Woman was on my free-to-air antenna TV back in the day and not once did I think “I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman” besides my standard “she’s got a pussy so I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman”…which applies to ANY woman on TV, except MAYBE a handful that repulse me, from Lena Dunham to other fat chicks, for the most part, I would FUCK each and every woman ever cast in a TV show, Movie, Commercial….Game Show, Reality Show, News Broadcast, on the street interview for the local news…you get what I am saying…which is that I didn’t have any Dr Quinn Medicine Woman fantasies when watching Dr Quinn Medicine woman, I had other shit to jerk off to…

HOWEVER, 30 years later, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman’s got her tits out in a racy one piece, all strappy and slutty, like some kind of Sugar Baby on a YACHT PARTY being a YACHT GIRL, sun kissed at 100 fucking years old, in the SEATED position which is the most daring of position a bitch can pose in a bikini in and I’m like….Dr Quinn Medicine Woman should have had more nudity…because if she’s this good now, maybe I just wasn’t seeing how good she was then….but then again, it could just be AI, Fillers, FILTERS, Photoshop and LIES….

Who cares, hot granny tits…

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Posted in:Jane Seymour

2023

16

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties may be the kind of panties you’d jerk off to when visiting your granny’s house on summer vacation, or maybe your mom and sister also wore these kinds of comfortable underwear that had as much sex appeal as any other panty since they were panties…and luckily thanks to NOSTALGIA and remembering all those first hand experiences you had with bikini panties throughout your life, coupled with the fact that they are STILL panties and we all love panties….they are still as hot as they’ve always been…

Remember, it’s women who decided that panties had to be thongs, they’ll blame dudes for it, and maybe dudes perpetuated the propaganda, but ultimately, we’d be as into their underwear if it was a soiled diaper or treated like a soiled diaper, since we all KNOW what HOLES soil diapers and that WORKS for us…

It’s like women can collectively protest against men, being like “we’re going to get fat, hairy and shit ourselves” and men, thanks to our sex drives will ADAPT to the new obstacles presented to us….

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2023

16

Jun

Alicia Silverstone Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why Alicia Silverstone is posing with Bob Saget, I thought he died or was murdered for being a creeper and/or vaccinated depending on what conspiracy theory you’re into….

I don’t really keep up to speed on Alicia Silverstone’s schedule or doings, since even at the TOP of her career as Clueless, I didn’t think she was hot….it had something to do with her Bells Palsy face which I guess could also be a vaccine injury, depending on what conspiracy theory you’re into.

I do remember her feeding her kid like a bird a bunch of years ago, that was weird, and I had no Idea the mom in her 40s was packing some tits, so I guess if you’re going to do a 90s revival with an iconic character from the 90s, she might as well bring those tits to the frontlines, since the rest of her is 30 fucking years older, which is never a hot tagline or descriptive text or closed caption on a bitch you MAY have jerked off to at one time, but tits have the ability to offset that, just not the power to offset her offset face to even it all out…

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Posted in:Alicia Silverstone

2023

16

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday, a great day to go fishing and when you don’t live near any body of water, or when women in the park don’t find it cute when you try to entrap them with a giant net because you’re a playful romantic and you know that in this high estrogen era, a little caveman masculinity of taking what you want can go a long way, at least in theory….

As it turns out those women of the internet saying “where are all the real men” don’t actually like THAT kind of REAL man….

But the good news is that some of them, not just the goths cross dressers, but everyday hot chicks, FISHNET themselves like old hookers working a brothel in the COWBOY era, so there’s that….

NETTING fetishes can exist, you just can’t take the lead on them….which works since none of us are really self starters around here, now are we?

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Posted in:Fishnets

2023

16

Jun

Underwater Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Hot Outfit Girl Gets a Rose

Surfers in Bali

Getting Ready…..

Washing the Mirror

A Better Wipe Down

Hot Pottery Chick Makes a Dick

Fat Ass Works Out

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

16

Jun

Eva Longoria Gets Rubbed Down by The President of the Day

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I saw some story about how Eva Longoria was hosting a movie night at the White House, which is almost as weird of a thing to do at the White House as inviting topless trannies to dance around with the commander in chief, but these are weird modern times, and that’s just how thing work out.

I was wondering if the screening was a paid ad by the movie company, you know part their marketing initiatives, because the movie “Flamin’ Hot” about the guy who created the Flaming Hot Cheetos flavor, who it was probably stolen from as he was a low level worker, but I don’t actually care to find out what the real story is because it’s fucking Cheetos man….who fucking cares…

So the White House isn’t screening any historical movie, any WAR movie, and America is amazing, look at what we’ve done movie…but rather Eva Longoria directed Cheetos smut…it’s fucking odd…..

Then I realized, “how did Longoria get famous anyway”, I know the official story is that she was born in Texas, first generation but couldn’t that be faked, and couldn’t she actually be one of the human trafficked kids who they just allowed into Hollywood based on good dick sucking behavior? I mean the elites can’t KILL every kid they traffic, can they? Some must end up somewhere, doing some work as the mind controlled slaves they’ve been abused into being….but that’s probably all just CONSPIRACY.

Well, there’s a clip circulating of Longoria and the President from the event, which could definitely be AI from the ALT RIGHT to push some agendas they push, or it could in fact be real, where they CLEARLY seem to know each other well.

You gotta give it to the President, if Longoria is that close to you and you don’t cop a feel or do an accidental RUB down, you’re kinda missing the point…and it’s that GRAB THEM BY THE BALLS attitude that allows you to lead the FREE world into the greatness he’s led you into.

I’m Canadian, so our dude’s rubbing down Drag Queens not top stars dudes jerk off to, so America remains more masculine to us cucks….

She seems to have liked the presidential rub down, some JFk / Marilyn Monroe shit right here? Right?!

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2023

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why you would sit on a computer screen clicking stepLINKS, I mean, I guess that is why you don’t really do that shit anymore because to rot away on a screen when there’s a whole real actual world out there filled with real actual hot chicks dressed half naked seems far more fulfilling…

I still do the stepLINKS out of habit while I rot behind the computer, seeing my life pass before me, but only because I still make time to get outside and see as many slutty outfits in real life form as possible….so many tits, so much possibility….and sure there’s a few too many 8 or 9 year old boys with their parents dressed like a parody of a college aged chick in crop top and booty shorts….but there are SO MANY college aged girls in crop top and booty shorts to explain why trans boys are parodying them…and that’s what fucking counts…

Get outside…and here are some stepLINKS…

Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Barbara Palvin is Engaged
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Race Car Driver Lindsey Brewer on a Boat
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Emma Roberts Bikinis with the Heels on
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Rita Ora’s Swimsuit Pokies
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20 Historical Photos that are Hard to Believe
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Khloe Kardashian Surfer Girl
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Kara Del Toro Hot at Sunset
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On Set with Cami Mendes
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ASS JIGGLE
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Cassandra Naud Naked in Influencer
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Scarlett Johansson’s in a Summer Dress at an Appearance
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Connie Constance in a Sheer bra
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Billie Eilish’ New Tattoo in a Bikini Top
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Genie Bouchard Trains on the Grass Court
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Lana Rhoades Bikini Tim
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Kara Del Toro is her Own Sugar Baby
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Marta Sango See Through at a Premiere
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Rihanna Selling Beverly Hills Home
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Red Bellied Piranha
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Throwback to Salma Hayek Skinny Dipping
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Margot Robbie for the Premiere
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Changing the Tires While Driving
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Lindsey Vonn Does Circuit Training
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Kim Kardashian’s Pink Bikini
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Irina Shayk’s Wet Summer
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Jason Bateman in 8 Ep Show Called Daddy Ball
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Expired Milk Under the Microscope
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Car Chase on I-69
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Man Kicks Bear – Gets Attacked
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Jutta Leerdam’s Training Video
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Sheer Outfit
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Ela Hosk in the Hall Lookin’ Hot
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Honey in Zero Gravity – Assuming Space isn’t Fake
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Gabby Epstein in Sheer Lingerie
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Off-Road Crashes
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F1 WAG Kika is Posing Pretty
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Carmella Rose Bikinis in Ibiza
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Nicki Minaj Confirms Breast Explant
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How the Body Digest Alcohol
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The Viscous Grasshopper Mouse
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Alex Melanson – College Gymnast
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Debbie St Pierre Gets Wet
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Cameron Diaz On Goop
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Waking Up Sleeping Seagull
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Golf WAG Lili Schneider for the US Open
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Get Ready with Faith Schroder
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Millie Bobbie Brown and her Dogs
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Demi Rose – Naked Booty
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Trans Actress Andreja Pejic Nude ina Movie
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Another Cam Girl of the Day
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Apple in Water for 365 Days
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Stirling Engine Model Tank
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Instant Karma on Camera
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Carissa Clay – College Gymnast
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Sami Sheen Celebrates 1 Year of Being Naked on the Internet
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World’s Largest Horn Shatters Glass
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Asleep at the Wheel Crash
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Hot Cavinder Twins in Miami
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Rare Deep Sea Octopus
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Riley Shaffer – College Gymnast
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Sara Sampaio – Cowgirl
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Fast Motorcycle Crashes
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Drivers Climbing the Batu Jomba Rise
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Gracie Hunt in a Red Dress for her Ring Gala
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Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Margot Robbie at a Premiere
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Maya Hawke at a Premiere in a Retard Helmet
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Victoria Justice – Crop Top
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Olivia Ponton in a Black Dress
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Anna de Armas in a One Piece
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Em Rata on the Streets
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Dress
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Salma Hayek in a Black Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a White T-Shirt
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Liz Olsen in a Pant Suit
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Elsa Pataky Still Hot on the Red Carpet
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Elle Bamber in a Black Dress
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Eva Longoria in a Bra Top for Romper
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Kendall Jenner in a Short Dress and Sheer Top
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Richa Moorjani has Big Indian Tits
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Slutty Stage Show
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Zoey Deutch at a Car Event
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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DP
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Tits So Big they Broke the Straps
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Butt Plug Reveal
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Big Titty Bounce
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Fight Night
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The Worst of Porn Hub
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Reddit Amateur Bailey Eilish
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Booty Girl Pulls the Panties Down
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Weird Toy Alert
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Slow Motion Tits
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TITTY
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Weird Toy Rider
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Nude Black Model Posing
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Slow and Steady Dildo Show
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MILF Masturbating
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Crotchless Pants
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Naked Outdoors
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Angie Savage Tits Out in Pink
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Short Skirt Table Topper
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23 Shit Days
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Bush Reveal
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The Porn Waking
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Spread Ass
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Ready for the Beach – Mirror Fuck
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Messy Squirter
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18 Year Old Slut
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Backseat Driver
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Girl Next Door Quickie
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Hotel Fuck
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Cosplay Amateur Fuck
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Picnic PEEING
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

15

Jun

Salma Hayek is Not Giving Up of the Day

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Here’s a 3 or 4 day old picture of Salma Hayek that I think I original saw on People Magazine’s feed because People Magazine is coming to terms with people not giving a shit about celebrity gossip, and the only people still around for anything celebrity are the 40+ crowd looking to jerk off to their old classic celeb favorite’s tits…

Works out nicely for Hayek, who has made a career with the tits, one that got her bought by a billionaire, allowing her to continue using her tits as if it is all she knows, because it is probably all she knows, since she still can hardly speak english despite making a career as an english speaking actress, because why bother learning complex languages when you can put on the thick accent to just let everyone know you’re only here cuz the tits….all this to say the old timer’s STILL got the tits and they are in a bikini.

Posted in:Salma Hayek