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2016

26

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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2016

26

Jul

Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin announce that her and Eniko Mihalik are the Hungarian Mafia while in St Tropez and no one arrested them.

Everyone just passed it off as “oh she’s just being funny when posting bikini pics on a vacation we’re sure she paid for – since these models don’t just tag on with rich guys and pay for nothing – they are money makers who can pay for their own shit – got it”….

But I think this is the oldest form of deception, announce truth and people will assume you’re joking…and I think her speciality in the Hungarian mafia…is Human Trafficking, recruiting girls and getting them pissing and fucking and filling their assholes on webcam…it’s good money – since the girls don’t get paid….and if you don’t believe me…just read her damn status where she says she the HUNGARIAN mafia and then look at HUNGARY and realize that all they have going for them is human trafficking….

SHE EXPOSED HERSELF YOU IDIOTS…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now…

Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Modles Licking Shit of the Day

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This is a feature by Love Magazine called ‘Lick It’ by Phil Poynter….

It features modes Aamito Lagum, Anna Ewers, Grace Bol, Pooja Mor, Sara Sampaio, & Stella Maxwell…

They are licking it…where as it is random objects and not what they actually licked to get their careers…whether it was Stella Maxwell licking Terry Richardson’s ass, before licking Barbara Palvin’s ass, before licking her agent’s ass, before the Victoria’s Secret ass, then Miley’s ass…to now exist…

It takes a lot of ass licking to build a model…making this hardly as stretch in their work, but let’s face it – models never work even when they are working…they have the dumbest and easiest job ever…

Posted in:Photos|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Janet Montgomery Hot Outfit of the Day

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Janet Montgomery is from SKINS…the UK version, that I never watched, but I am sure was better than the USA version, because the USA ruins everything, they just rape and pillage, it’s their colonial, missionary, GIVE ME YOUR oil way. It’s like why come up with their own show, let the people in the UK be edgy, or cutting edge, or interesting with their brains and education – and repurpose it for AMERICA..make it bigger…with more money…

So as USA turns everything they touch to shit, it is also the HUB, the place to be, the industry lives there…and if you’re a citizen of the world, you’ll know that the USA, despite their shitty content and execution on good ideas, is the place to be, it is the best world in the country, and that’s probably why this Janet bitch lives in the USA…to get fucking paid…and like all international actors – she’s in the USA living the fucking dream…

Going to premieres in see through dresses – because get noticed when you can – it’s hard to stand out amongst all the noise out there…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Janet Montgomery|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the horse face with massive tits – who wants you to know she also has a butt – because she’s that kind of girl – who likes to objectify herself to get ahead and it works….

So if you’re a girl and you have tits – and you probably do – get those tits out there, just pretend it is empowering, your body to do what you want with, because it is your body, do what you want with it – but if you do what men want you to do with it – you’ll go a lot further in life…

She was a dancing with the star before being a star – and now she’s probably scrambling to find her place, so she’s gone to Canada..

Now I don’t know what she’s doing in Canada, maybe she’s fucking Drake and the Weekend….or maybe she’s working on a Canadian production of some bullshit…I could IMDB it but the fact that she has an IMDB is offensive to the entertainment industry I envision in my head, which is far from the entertainment industry that actually exists…because you give people with bad ideas, their heads up their asses and a lot of money all the decision making power – and shit like Blair Witch Project get remade or Flatliners….instead of just creating NEW ideas…it’s fucking crazy…but put some tits in it and it’ll be ok…

I guess this isn’t exciting to anyone but me…you know because of the Canada connection – tits that are only one hour flight from me…I just came.

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Here she is working out at the gym….subtle spread legged.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Harper’s Bazaar Greece of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model, who was originally a nude model, because nude models can break into the mainstream unlike pornstars – so long as they fuck the right people…

Being a Victoria’s Secret model means she’s doing press and this shoot is for Harper’s Bazaar Greece that is far less Greek than I’d want it to be, if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, I mean ANAL…they built an ancient civilization off ANAL sex which I guess is what Hollywood did too, but not in the same way…because Greece celebrated anal sex, while hollywood pretends it doesn’t happen as to not upset the Christians…

EITHER WAY…there’s one semi panty in what looks like plastic wrap…or what you’d use if you killed her and had to dispose of her body…and if you know me…you know how much I love fabric that doesn’t breathe – especially when it comes in contact with pussy…

FETISHES EVERYWHERE…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

26

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

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Here is an Alexis Ren butt shot for David Bellemere…he’s a Victoria’s Secret model and I am sure her end game is to work for Victoria’s Secret…and what better way to do it than get naked for their photographer –

I guess she’s on a hustle to figure things out now that her and her fake boyfriend from the internet that have given them each 5 or more million followers, despite not being that hot, all because of posting weird rich brat luxury romance that women everywhere fell in love with – despite it being a lie – and she was just using social media to her advantage – leverage, create the illusion, people believe…when you know both were fucking other people…but women who followed them would never believe it…and now she’s bare assed on instagram – because DREAMS come true

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

26

Jul

New York Park Bench Star and Other Videos of the Day

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Terrifyuing Truck Accident…

This is What Happens When You Cheat on your Husband in China

Classy Topless Chick Fight

Kit Hit by Car – Hard

Classy Rochester New York

Bull VS Person…in Mexico

Tiger VS Woman in China who Gets Out of Car in a Nature Reserve like an Idiot

Rio Training for Terrorist Attack

Man Tried to Kill a Guy Getting Dialysis in ALbania – Ends Up Killing Two Other Women

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the DNC which was far more boring than the RNC – but the RNC wasn’t exciting in a fun – these guys get down kind of way – but in a these idiots are hicks with a totally delusional vision of the country and world – like backwoods inbreds who fuck their sisters – wearing suits like they were going to church – acting like they don’t fuck their sister – because they are the preacher and have an image to upheld in the lies they perpetuate….then there’s Trump, the grossest out for himself asshole narcissist who fucks people over…pretending that he can save the world like a fucking hero…who has been coddled his entire life and probably couldn’t even book his own hotel room…seriously…

I’m Canadian, but still appreciate the ridiculousness…but I am a pervert first…and all I keep thinking about is …when will we see Hillary’s vagina for proof that she’s the first woman president…her pussy is the Obama Birth Certificate of this campaign..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…while I reflect on not having sexted enough the last 24 hours….it’s my only joy and human experience in this oppressive, politically correct, no fun world filled with censorship to appease the uptight whiners and the ad agencies..

A Bunch of Fan Girls on the Tail End of Comic Con
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Margot Robbie for you Perverts
CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

Slutty Genevieve Morton and Her Busty Nipples
CLICK HERE

Lohan’s Boyfriend Moves Out
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Trainspotting 2 – the Trailer
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Adam Savage Undercover at Comic Con
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People Transporting Weird Shit on Motorcycle
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They are redoing Blair Witch Project – are you fucking kdiding me
CLICK HERE

24 Hours Le Mans
CLICK HERE

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