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2016

02

Aug

McKayla Maroney Gymnast Butt of the Day

McKayla Maroney was created by the Olympics, she got famous from the Olympics, when she was an underage gymnast that dudes jerked off to and celebrated – not because they were perverts but because they were patriotic and because Gymnastics is perverted – those young girls in little leotards bending in cartoon porn ways….

She’s not in the Olympics this year, her career is done, but she’s a social media star because of the Olympics and will always have a life teaching Gymnastics to kids or doing whatever it is she does on her endorsement money…

It’s probably better that she’s not going to the Rio Olympics, even though the Rio olympics are pretty hilarious so far, I am not much of an Olympic fan, but I went to the 2010 Olympics and it was really easy to have sex with international girls looking for a good time while drunk and celebrating their country’s stupid win….

But the Rio olympics are funny because they are fucked, there is ZIKA virus, raw sewage in the water, super bacteria in the water making athletes sick and hospitalized, there is so much crime, athletes have been robbed and kidnapped, the infrastructure totally fucked in a massive fail…and even the athlete village forgot their damn shower heads in the bathrooms…what the fuck…pretty funny..and amazing.

But not as interesting as McKayla Maroney’s crazy fitness booty…from doing SQUATS all day…seriously – because ass is the answer and here she’s demonstrating her booty upside down – crazy…

Here are those Olympic showers – because they make me laugh…

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2016

02

Aug

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini with Farm Animals Like the Inbred Hick She Is of the Day

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Miley Cyrus looks well rested and normal – because her whole Miley Cyrus nude hipster from tumblr who liked crazy patterns and weird and obscure cartoon things – like Emojis and prosthetic tits – trying to claim being feminist, activist and it really connected to the kids who follow her – since kids these days are so fucking shallow and exposed to pop culture, pop music, and love everything about it – when I remember a time when the cool kids discounted that shit, wouldn’t be caught dead at the shit – but the media industry has won…they have Josie and the Pussycat-ed us – with social media and constant reminders – making a girl semi relatable – semi cool – forcing the world to think she’s legit, an artist and not the Disney trained media expert fucking you all out of your money and time – listening to her music she is….why? Because the people who think of her as cool or an artist are just as shallow and vapid as she is. The same kind of girl taking a selfie on the toilet and writing something dark and ironic about shitting out their soul or something – while cutting themselves to act like they have depth…but really they are just bullshit mall shoppers.

It’s all a lie…

What isn’t a lie is that this barely a farm girl, yet rocks a southern accent, despite having been raised in LA and trained to make accents in acting school after her parents sold her off….loves playing up the inbred hick thing and not just with her face, but also with pigs….she’s feeding in a bikini….

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2016

02

Aug

Lady Gaga’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Lady Gaga may have been a contrived and calculated performer and probably still is. I didn’t ever buy into her bullshit performance art angle, but the rest of the world did, and luckily for her she had song writing skills that allowed her to make music that brain washed the world into knowing every lyric – even those of us who never listened to her.

I am sure there was science at the label behind her music – they know how to brainwash people, as people are retards, to like and buy into something. So much money on the line to make it happen…sp they made it happen…but throughout it all – she was pretty fucking ugly the entire time – even when she got naked and weird….and for that reason alone – I don’t mind her or her tits – and I’m not just saying that because I molested her ass without her knowing – I am saying because when you’re fucking ugly but still put yourself out there – it’s less annoying than when some vapid hot chick does it. More importantly, when Gaga did it, ugly girls weren’t being celebrated and shaming wasn’t a thing – meaning she had to really put in a fight for it….and that’s more intersting than some jacked up faced contrived full of shit…..

I am not a Gaga fan, but her tits happened…they aren’t exciting or great but I’ll stare at any tit…I am so versatile…it’s my art.

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2016

02

Aug

Kylie Jenner Is Garbage and Here’s her Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 19th birthday – which is amazing – not in a “how quickly they grow up when they are thrown into the media at the age of 4 thanks to their sister releasing a porn – before the mom strapped down and turned it into a business after realizing whoring everyone out is the answer America is ready for….and her dad becoming a woman”…..but in a “bitch looks 45, she’s even got a GUNT like a mom of 4 shades of black at the trailer park….you know the chip eating, chocolate eating, McDonald’s eating kind of body you see at ghetto stripclubs that offer you blowjobs for 40 dollars..or 2 for 1 coupons at any or all fast food spots”….

She’s wearing some tight lace bodysuit, bold for a regular girl, tame for attention seeking trash bred for this…and the only question I have is – does she jack up her pussy lips with her face fillers to give it extra puff…or is she more of a “these are my inner labia, deal”…seeing as she’s doing liposuction / fat transfers and everything else to influence young girls to look like aged haggard strippers.

She’s fucking garbage…..the kind of birthday you wish was a funeral…die for your sins and bad influence on the world…

She’s a fucking monster…or a clown…either way…a pretty jacked up 19 year old who is not pretty at all…

People are loving Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians – some could say it was the best thing that happened to them since being choked out by some 11 inch black cock trying to feel validated in their shallow, materialisitic, money grubbing, useless existence….via my other site no one visits StepfatherPresents

Here she is whoring some dress…..

If that’s not bad enough for you – here’s Kim K’s panty flash

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2016

02

Aug

Cara Delevingne: “I have a nipple detector” of the DAy

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Here’s a video from the Suicide Squad press tour, they had their premiere last night and they want it to be the biggest thing ever….in going viral, which she calls out as “going viral” because these are all contrived idiots, here she is pinching Margot Robbie, the interviewer and the asian looking one’s nipples…

I saw this yesterday – but I am posting it today – because that’s how life as an irrelevant blogger who isn’t very good at blogging works..

I think more male hosts need to start showing this skill to the celebs they interview – because a lesbian who fucks women can objectify a woman and reduce her to her nipples – but not a man – down with the patriarchy…

VIA MY VIDEO SITE NO ONE VISITS StepfatherPresents

THE SUICIDE SQUAD PREMIERE HAPPENED – CARA DELEVINGNE WAS THERE – BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE MOVIE – WEIRD….BUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY GIVES ANY “IT-GIRL” ATTENTION IF IT CAN HELP SELL SEATS…NOT THAT SHE SELLS SEATS BUT IT IS GOOD FOR HER EGO…

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SO WAS MARGOT ROBBIE – BECAUSE SHE’S THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY – THEY CREATED HER CELEBRITY TO GET FUNDING – THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S NOT OVERRATED….

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2016

02

Aug

Holly Horne Naked of the Day

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Holly Horne is a british “actress” at least that is what she wrote on her not so followed instagram – after much research – because I am an investigative journalist who digs to the bottom of the lies instagram fame whores trying to get famous tell – in their delusional low level – self starting – DIY whoring to get noticed do….well it turns out she’s got an IMDB and has been announced as the lead in the worst fucking movie ever…written by a make-up artist…on her first productions…hilarious…

But at least Holly Horne has figured out the best kind of PR hustle, get fucking naked, some pervert like JESUS will notice and post the pics, EVEN though they are awful and the filtering on it is fucking OFFENSIVE…it is on some DONALD TRUMP level of tones – but I guess anyone can take a pic these days and instagram photographer – like anyone can be a naked instagram model – and as long as girls like this think they need to get naked to get work – the public casting couch…instead of doing it behind closed doors with producers as they look out the window to the Hollywood sign…letting some of us regulars in on the slut…

Garbage..but she’s alright…if you can see past how lame this is…

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2016

02

Aug

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on tour, I’ve posted some of these pictures of her self promoting half naked in a bathing suit – but I don’t think I posted the ass shot and I’m too lazy to look at the shit I posted – I don’t need to be reminded of how repetitive I am about these whores – like Selena Gomez – who has decided to get some face fillers, some tits, maybe some LIPOSUCTION while pretending her hospital visits were for her LUPUS CHEMO treatments she milked, as any manipulative money making pop star who has no talent – but is well trained by Disney…and can pull off the bullshit…

She’s garbage, but rich and that alone makes me like her, it’s what makes most of the world like her, but it makes me really like her because of the K-Fed fantasy of tricking one of these broken retards into funding the rest of my life – you know to get me to stop blogging – and making the world a better place…

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2016

02

Aug

Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

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I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy…

Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters…

She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is….

Nice ass for an old lady though…

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2016

02

Aug

Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

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Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts…

That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH…

I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end…