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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like tormenting people with very vulgar text messages…you know just to make them feel really uncomfortable.

Today, I told a girl that I wanted her to smash me in the face with her pussy until I died…you know from drowning on her fluids…

To which she responded saying “pretend I am 16 and you’re going to get arrested for writing this stuff”….to which I said “Oh, you like role playing….you’re to camp councillor and I’m the poor kid with no family that got in from a charity organization with the big dick you’ve been admiring in my swim trunks…”

Waiting for a response…Here are some links…

Sluts who Like Sports
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Demi Lovato – Hating on Taylor Swift and her Girl Club
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Nicki Minaj Big Tits in Concert
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Screech on Being in Jail
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Do you like hot chicks how like to get high?
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Leo in the Club with Models and Some Whores
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Gigi Hadid in Leggings
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TOugh Mudder Sluts
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Ellen Let Kanye Talk for 8 Minutes
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Rats Run Up a Hole in the Kitchen Ceiling
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Loch Ness Monster Caught on Camera
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Ali Larter Fake Tits at an Event
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Coco and her New Baby Whoring
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Muslim Woman Threatens Germans
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Gigi Hadid Skinny Stomach
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Selena Gomez in Concert
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Some Slut Named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Cessna with 17 Sky Divers Crashes into a Vineyard
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Elle Fanning at the Airport!
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Paris Thugs Set Fire to Police Car
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Some Band in Bikinis – Called Fifth Harmony
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Woman’s Face Falls Off After Using Acne Cream….
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Irina Shayk is Great
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Olivia Holt Dressed in Black Looking Hot
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Playing on Trampoline with Hundreds of Water Balloons
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Hailey Clauson Looks Like Bootleg Claudia Schiffer in Paris
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World Record Basketball Trick Shot
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Olivia Munn Walking Dogs
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Bella Thorne in White
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Christina Milian is Such a Whore
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Kristen Stewart No Bra
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Jenna Elfman – TITS
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Iggy Azalea – Hard Nipples
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Christina Milian FHM Indonesia
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Slutty Brazilian Jiu Jitsu….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Naked Pornstar
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Big Ass Takes Up the Whole Shower
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Romantic Cam Girl
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Itchy Pussy GIF
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Naked in Bed
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Blowing Random Dudes on the Beach
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Amateur Eating Out Her Friend
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Sex News of the Week
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Great Fake Tits
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Slutty Greek Ass!
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

May

Bella Hadid StilL Doing It of the Day

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How funny is it that we live in a world where a rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up less successful sister of another rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up – but with softer features who has positioned herself as a “model” some people even call her a “supermodel”…because that’s just the way things work….

Social media decides what matters, rich people can invest in social media, and idiot out of college 22 year old media buyers and bookers at the brands, buy into it…but it’s all a fucking rich kid lie…this is like a couple of rich kids going to a studio with a studio producer their dad hired and becoming Lana Del Rey…while actual talent is stuck working at SUBWAY….

So Bella Hadid, the less interesting, more exotic, dating the Weeknd from Toronto, who still fucks girls I know in Toronto shows up to an event in Cannes…in a skimpy, revealing dress….

Firstly, it’s France, this is like wearing a snowsuit. Secondly, this is Cannes and filled with trashy half naked hookers with no class, who should be dressed a little classier, but why bother since they know who and what they are…whores…lastly, she’s naked on the fucking internet…if you want to see her fake tits…google that shit…

I just don’t believe people actually care, I just assume they are like me and we post this shit because we fear our sites dying off without the sluts…banking on the perverts looking for pictures already posted all over the internet – but served by me…right?

She’s really fucking milking this….and you’re all buying into it…

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2016

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Ass with her Boyfriend Brooklyn Beckham of the Day

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I like making fun of 18 year old Chloe Grace Moretz and her underdeveloped tits because I am a fucked up old man who hates myself and likes to take it out on the youth that have their lives ahead of them and have already achieved more than I have in my lifetime….

It turns out that, she also has an ass that she shows off in short shorts while walking around with her David Beckham and Posh Spice son, who I can assume is the most annoying spoiled kid running around LA in his sports cars…buying bottles at clubs…but I could be wrong…maybe he’s down to earth…LOL…you know as he slides his cock in and out of this girl who all you nerds want to fuck because you liked her in some superhero movie and feel that she’s not overrated at all…but instead not the star you feel she is in your soul…

I love posting the nerd iconic girls with their boyfriends because I know the nerd fans freak out and hate seeing this shit…like they are being cheated on…losers…but they already know that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I want to Tsunami all over her womb….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…never to come between us…I want to trap her in my basement…so I can have her all for myself….and she ends with her pregnant…if she’s not too old for that…so that like the last Tsunami, she can have nightmares about it for the rest of her life….

You can never have too many TSUNAMIS…..

She’s in Cannes, she’s in a bikini, she’s resurfaced after being off the radar for a while, something she’s becoming known for, we call it CLASSIC Petra…”where did she go”….”did you look up the tree”….and I guess in everything she does…it’s to keep her lost Fiance’s memory alive…even photoshoots with other photographers…like they did together..like he didn’t matter…like life can go on without him…because it can and it does…

I like her hair, it looks cum curled…my favorite.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

May

La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day

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Seems like a lot of whores went to the premiere of this movie in Cannes:

The Unknown Girl (French: La Fille inconnue) is a 2016 Belgian film directed by the Dardenne brothers and starring Adèle Haenel. It tells the story of a female medical doctor who sets out to find the identity of an unknown young woman who died after she was refused surgery.

It was the place to jerk off…in your tuxedo, or if you’re like me, in your janitor’s bucket after sneaking onto the the scene…

Seriously, so many models…I guess these Belgian dudes work in fashion…why else would all these opportunists who already have rich husbands be there…other than for a luxury red carpet media hit..

I guess what I am saying is that this looks a lot like my summer pool parties…except less obesity, exposed mouth herpes, and teeth….

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Implants were there:

TO SEE THE REST OF ALESSANDRA CLICK HERE

Eva Herzigova was There Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe

TO SEE THE REST OF EVA CLICK HERE

Rosie Huntington Whitely was there in Red

TO SEE THE REST OF ROSIE CLICK HERE

Laetitia Casta wore some Slutty Outfit Like the 90s

TO SEE THE REST OF CASTA CLICK HERE

Irina Shayk Was There – She’s Perfect – But Looks Horrible…

TO SEE THE REST OF Irina CLICK HERE

Helen Mirren Was There

TO SEE THE REST OF Mirren CLICK HERE

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2016

May

Kate HUdson Too Old to be in Shape Magazine of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Kate Hudson is that her well versed pussy, a pussy that had been working the Hollywood scene since she was probably 14 or 15, thanks to her parents being Vapid celebrities who don’t really care so much about traditional parenting, but know their kids have it made and can really do nothing if they want, party if they want, or become hit comedic actresses through family friends…if they want….

We all know what Kate Hudson chose, getting knocked up young by an old man she met at a rock show…and carrying that behavior dating everyone all while financing her lifestyle with shitty fucking movies that paid well….I always saw her as a young mom who probably didn’t raise her own kid…a beat up vagina at a young age….far too stretched out for my micropenis…so I never really bothered paying attention…

But now she’s in Shape Magazine at 40, a magazine for people in their 40s, perfect for a star who only people in their 40s would care to read up on…

She can pull this well lit, well shot even if the pics are lame…now that she’s got fake tits…and a toned mom body….but she’s still photoshopped so hard that you can’t see her broken soul….

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2016

May

Selena Gomez Trending with Ripping Up “Marry Justin Sign” of the Day

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Selena Gomez is fucking annoying…..

She’s a media manipulator, one of the more brilliant, Disney trained with a team of the industry’s best and highest paid…so anything and everything she does is a fucking lie for attention…including all the Bieber shit…and the slutty titty focused tits…and playing up that she had a chemo treatment for her lupus…and it works, she’s making huge money, when really she’s average at best on all fronts…an average singer, average dancer, average actor…but rich enough and smart enough to get everything lined up properly so the moron consumer buys into it…

She’s on tour in Canada, selling out shows, and the video of her ripping up this “Marry Bieber” poster that she probably planted in the audience so that people would talk about it…or maybe she’s just so mad that people only care about Bieber and the fact he stuck his dick in her when she was leveraging his underage ass to get more audience and keep her career alive…but whether it’s legit, and it’s not, or played up because it is…or not..it’s so fucking stupid..but not as stupid as a 46 year old man writing about it…

I know, I suck at life..

I guess this is a week old video – I’ve probably already posted but it was trending on facebook so I figure I’ll try to fit in with the evil that is Facebook, the same evil that promotes SELENA in your newsfeed because she sucks Zuckerberg dick…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

May

Niykee Heaton’s On Set in a Bikini of the Day

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Youtuber – turned signed music artist – turned social media slut who loves showing off her tits and ass to black guys and white guys who want to be black guys because that’s how the pop culture pop music charts work now….I guess it’s part of her marketing…doing the whole

From what I remember – she got a record deal from Justin Timberlake a bunch of years ago for a cover she did of his song, trying to be like the other child molesting pervert popstar Usher, only going for a girl, because it’s less gay that way….

I don’t know why she has no hit songs, or why she’s not a Bieber, but that’s a good thing because that taste of fame and huge audience has allowed her to tap into her inner thirst… a thirst that like so many stars before her keeps people talking about her, because no one cares about the music anymore man…

She’s in a bikini -filming a video maybe – working on being the next Rihanna like every single girl who sings….

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2016

May

The Blake Lively LA Face Oakland Booty Racism of the Day

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I saw the pictures of a pregnant Blake Lively in this tight dress, a theme sh’es been carrying out while at Cannes….because I guess she doesn’t think she’s too pregnant to pull it off…she’s still in the stage of you can bang her and cum in her without any concern of knocking her up…not that knocking up Blake Lively would be a problem unless you’re richer than Blake Lively…because if you’re not, you can be set for fucking life…but she’s not fucking people who aren’t richer than her, so it’s a non issue…just a fantasy…a really bad fantasy for people into Deadpool and wanting all he has..including cumming all over his unborn fetus before the bitch is too fucking disgusting to stick a dick in…because breeding is always the fucking worst…

What is an issue, is that she posted “LA Face and Oakland Booty”…and the internet is mad, because it’s racist and reference to black ass…even though white people live in Oakland, white people have fat asses, and it’s probably a fucking song lyric..

It’s trending on Facebook, I saw it on blogs yesterday, I don’t follow her on social media, or care…

But her public apology that she’s probably already made is as funny as me being sued by a panty supplier…

It’s pretty ridiculous that this is a thing, or that bitch would even make that comment, what doesn’t she just call herself “nig rich” or something…while she’s at it…

However…it’s probably her PR team trying to get press for her new movie where she’s wet on a rock tormented by sharks…erotic..something her baby probably feels in her womb.

Not to mention, what’s an LA face, one with a face injected with fillers, too much make-up…haggard rich women who look like washed up pornstars? Amazing.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIG PREGNANT ASS IN CANNES – IN A BLUE DRESS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW

2016

May