2016
30
Jun
Kate Hudson posted of her ass… magic didn’t happen…life didn’t change for anyone involved…
That’s all i have to say about a pussy that’s been everywhere – and that’s even made people Owen Wilson try to kill himself.
Fascinating. Needs more anus.
Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW
2016
30
Jun
Apparently this is a Selena Gomez nipple slip.
I don’t see it but nerds have the ability to see nipples in everything and there is something fleshy that looks like it is stabled to her shirt, and it would make sense because this girl does anything and everything to get noticed, whether milking her disease, or her breakup or her CHEMO – it’s just all about getting as much buzz about her, around her, to make her money so she can cash in over and over again like she was Taylor Swift, everyone is winning, upside for everyone, keep the industry under their control, while idiots feed into them…
I don’t care about her tits, her new face, the way she’s trying to sexualize herself, even if this was a nip slit, I’d rather it it was a slit slip – because I love slit..on slut…even if it is tainted…SLIT…
Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW
2016
30
Jun
I don’t know if these are new or old, but I do know that Kate Moss is old, but her nipples being exposed, although something constant over the last 25 years, always feels new and refreshing, whether at the beach, on a yacht or looking at her phone on a Baclony, I never get annoyed of this gutter, glamorous, girl who fucks needle using dirt bags, questionable mom, cocaine using rockstar from the model world, living that rockstar life…she just exudes amazing….and even at 100, she’s worth trying to jerk off to, if you can still jerk off to model tits…
I guess the lesson we can learn from all this is that – if you’re skinny as fuck at 20, to the point you get made fun of and criticized doing the whole HEROIN chic…she’ll fill out nicely by 50….when things start to slow down..
The condition of her pussy – is a whole other situation probably not worth investigating, even if I am into at least smelling the vagina that has been though the insane journey her vagina has been through…I feel it will have a rotting flesh bouquet…like a fine wine that has gone sour….because it’d be Kate Moss rotting vagina, which is the best kind of rotting vagina…because she’s just that great…if you know what I mean..
Posted in:Kate Moss
2016
30
Jun
Ariel Winter, 18 year old, unlike most 18 year olds, who is unlike most 18 year olds, thanks to her parents whoring her out to the media / entertainment industry where she spent time on set with TITS who made it from her TITS, Sofia Vergara to Den Mother her and teachthe valuable lesson of tits…
She’s decided to post a picture of hee in a bath tub, covered in bubbles, hiding her gunt, and reassuring the perverts that she’s still got tits – even though she’s cut off the tits – they are still growing – because that’s the kind of chubby girl she is – FULL OF TIT.
It’s nice to see how egotistical and exhibitionist these puppets are, back in the day the PR and Management teams would never allow this, but here they are creating mini glamour models to speak to the fact that there are way HOTTER girls without the big marketing budgets doing better on social media than the ones that are supposed to be stars, in this world of no more fame…since everyone is famous…it’s weird…
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2016
30
Jun
Bella Thorne is still on the hustle, because this fame whore has become more and more famous with her whoring on social media – since Social Media is life. We’re all a bunch of vapid robots, into building up an audience of people we don’t know and may never meet, but who we want to have follow us – and distract us from things that are of actual substance…
Adventures and activities are designed to stage pictures and posts, people are there to like your shit, but life has zero actual substance, no one actually cares about real fucking life, and living a real good life, because being dialed in and plugged in is some security blanket…it’s just craziness…
But in Bella Thorne’s case, it’s taken a low level actor – and made her a household name to perverts and posting topless selfies, so subtle you have to look in the mirror reflection, is a small price to pay to have fun with all her and her family ever wanted…
She’s ridiculous….but winning at it..so let this be a lesson to all fame whores, do what this one is doing…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
30
Jun
I love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, a socialist with hot tits who doesn’t look like most Danish girls – but who looks as tasty as most Danish, something you are contractually oblicated to say every time you post a Dane…a Great Dane….
According her MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her to fuck, since the real deal won’t fuck you….you’re not rich enough, connected enough, unless you’re googling her because you met her at a party and ended up here – which I doubt – since no one ends up here – it’s the asshole of the internet that no one bothers wiping…
Posted in:Maja Krag
2016
30
Jun
I originally thought these were pictures of Emma Watson because I don’t actually look at the pictures I look at and post…so I was going to go on about how Harry Potter fans are creeps which is why these Emma Watson’s nipples from 2011 or 2012 are resurfaced and are circulating the internet – you know committed to the cause nerds..
But it turns out it’s Emma Stone, who is also the kind of girl who is adorned by the nerds, so -I guess if you want to make it in Hollywood – do something that reaches the nerds, they are loyal, they will love you, and most importantly. ..they’ll allow you to hve a lucrative career so that you can spend your time – with the money they make you with cool people who don’t care that you’re Emma Watson or Emma Stone, because cool people don’t get that into this kind of thing..
Well. Here are Emma Stone’s nipples, I never claimed to be cool, actually I’m a loser, but not a nerd loser, a legit loser, who lost, but I don’t get excited about this stuff, but I do post it to pander to the nerds, hoping they make me money, but realize nerds are so loyal I must praise these whores they love and not point, laught and call out the scam…
Oh well…
Posted in:Emma Stone
2016
30
Jun
This is a photoshoot from when Miley Cyrus was in character – because she’s a method actor trained by Disney – who played the loud, crazy, drugged out, modern day hippie with a bush, who was always naked, that spoke to the new generation of drone followers who think they are suburban based artists, the Hot Topic of today’s generation – all naked all the time….
It is not the Miley Cyrus who has cashed the fuck in, faded out of the limelight, abandoned her brand and tour to live a little normalcy on her pile of money with her fiance from before she was the Miley Cyrus we loved…
But I guess the photographers she worked with still have outtakes of her – and some of these are never released….and as annoying as all Disney kids are, there’s something magical about seeing Miley, Disney Star, naked…she just figured it out and executed her lie so on point…it was almost promising, inspiring and made me hopeful of a better tomorrow in a world filled with shit content…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2016
30
Jun
Azlin Nicolette is some model, but in a world where everyone is a model, I don’t think she can actually call herself a model, but rather just a girl….a girl who gets into bathing suits for photoshoots, like every other girl, even fat girls, some who even get paid….
Never heard of her, but I never hear of anyone, I’m pretty out of touch but she exists and wears bathing suits for a comapny and not just for herself – and her instagram – which I didn’t bother looking up – and I guess that makes her more important than all other girls – and that works out well while she looks for rockstars and rich guys to fuck even though It’s uneventful as fuck.
Posted in:Azlin Nicolette|SFW
2016
30
Jun
When this was emailed to me last night – I appreciated the joke….I thought – yes, his daughter deserved to be trolled, even if we are the ones being trolled, since nothing on the internet is real, but it does remind me that not enough people call out these idiots and their selfies / posing / instragram behavior that is all the same, equally lame, staged, and sometimes you need a fat man to solidify that fact…brilliant…well not really – but funny and a reminder that it is this easy to go viral, like fucking Lohan, doesn’t take much, I bet he’ll end up on Ellen and with his own show within 18 months. EASY.
His instagram is @therealburrmartin
