Topless Protest
iHOP Classiness
Man Survives a Jump
Crazy Carpet Pull
Playing with Calf
Spider Hatches on Bananas
Train tracks in Pakistan
Philly Cigarette Stabbing
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2016
06
May
American Already Declaring War on Cuba of the Day
You know the Cubans are like “put back the embargo in place”…
You open the floodgates and you let the fucking trash that they’ve been lucky enough to avoid enter their borders..
It is a total lack of respect by America to allow a Kardashian, especially the monster one, from OJ sperm, who despite all her plastic surgery…is still a monster…basically take a disgusting shit on their country…
They want McDonalds and Heinz ketchup, they don’t fucking want Kardashians…but I guess now that Cuba is the cool, it spot for Americans to go before everyone else can, so you get these rich and famous people in…
As a Canadian, we’ve always been allowed in CuBA, most dudes I know move there for the winter to drink rum and fuck 18 year old hookers…and have for decades…and I guess all that is now ruined…
It is the place all the french trash went because it was 300 dollars for an all inclusive – fight,drinks, food..
You can still get there for 500 bucks, but no one wants to go there..unless you have no choice, or you’re a rich American and you think it’s exclusive.
Either way, I guess you can call this “The Bay of Pigs…The Next Generation”….
Garbage –
Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW
2016
06
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I ask girls to spread their asses wide enough to show me what they ate for
dinner….
They never do it….
I ask girls to stop my cum with their faces…
They never do it….
I ask girls to be my forever girl, who I sing love songs to and build memories with…
They never do it.
I offer girls free trips to exotic places –
They always do it…
Girls fucking love free trips..
Here are some stepLINKS
Mirror Selfies
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Karreuche Tran in a Tight Leather Skirt
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Rihanna and drake Dating…
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Tara Reid is a Goddess
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The New Han Solo
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Justin Timberlake has a new Catchy Song You’ll Hate
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Riding a Rocket – Launch
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Impractical Joke Show Makes Dude Speak on Feminist Panel
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How Tequila is Made
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Dog Becomes Best Friends with Hummingbird
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standoff on the 91 Freeway
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Chantel Zales is the Slut of the Day
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Ball Juggler
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
05
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I read an article that if you gamify something or anything, people get addicted to the game….
So I am trying to find a way to trick girls, key word being TRICKED, because I am a predator and girls I talk to are morons, so I can’t be blamed for it, into sending me nude pics.
So far the only game I came up with is “send me 3 pussy pics, one of them yours, and I’ll guess which one is yours”…
Zero people have gone along with it…but there is hope it is Cinco De Mayo – the holiest of holy days for a Mexican like me..
PS – THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO CINCO DE MAYONNAISE WAS THIS TRUMP POST – BRILLIANT:
Here are some stepLINKS….of the Day
Girls Who aren’t in Bras
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Madonna’s Asshole at the Met was a Political Statement – Obviously.
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Sara Underwood is Old and Proving How Easy Social Media Is
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Catilin Jenner is Posing Naked for Sports Illustraed Cuz It Loves Attention and Showing Off the Tits and New Vagina it Made by Aging Kylie’s Twat
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Ola Jordan Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Says Nigga in a New Song…Because She’s a Rapper but more a rapist who pollutes our life with her shit
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Sluts in Yoga Pants
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Riding a BMX in NYC
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J.Lo Panty Flash
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Demi Lovato Lost her Shit on Twitter Last Night – Probbaly Paid For by Twitter
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Engaged Kate Upton in Leggigns
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Dakota Johnson is Terrifying
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WEt
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Naked Abigail Ratchford
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Rihanna Ass Cheeks in Concert
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Homemade Hover Bike
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Braless
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Chanel Iman Legs
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Hoverboard Front Flip
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50 Cent making fun of AUstic Janitor cost him 100,000 Dollars
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New Robert Rodrigues Movie to be Released in 100 Years
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Marcella Braga in a Bikini
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Claudia Romani Crawls Around on ALl Fours
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Chilean Cops End a Chase
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Rachel McAdams in a Weird Outfit
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Sports Illustrated Underboob
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Racist White Girls for Cinco
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Krysten Ritter Feet for Netflix
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Arsenio Hall is Suing Sinead O’Connor
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Student Trolling Teacher
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People Love Kate Beckinsale
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Ten Pound 50 Dollar Sandwich
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Taking VR Too Seriously
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Miranda Kerr in the Parking Lot
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Soap Opera Slut in a Hot Dress
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Kristen Stewart Dressed like a Girl – Now that She’s a Lesbian
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Pro Finger Boarder
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Dude Asks Cop to Find His Drugs
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Tuna Eats a Seagull
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KFC is Making Flavored Nail Polish
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Spy Cam Captures Amazingness
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Really Huge Tits
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Sheer Panties!
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Hot Naked Slut
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Naked and Wet
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Big Nipple Babe
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Adult Only Theme Park in BRazil Amongst ZIKA VIRUS
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
05
May
This is the Number 1 Paid Woman not Person in Hollywood of the Day
Jennifer Lawrence is at some Vice produced show or movie by Gloria Steinem called Woman on Feminism…because Jennifer Lawrence gets the struggle of pay inequality…let her be an ambassador for women everywhere…you unrelatable over casted cunt.
I love that this is the Number 1 Paid Woman in Hollywood, who complains about being the number 1 paid woman in Hollywood, when she feels like she should be paid on par with the 1 paid men in Hollywood and is vocal about that glass ceiling…instead of just taking her own money and producing her own movies that pay everyone the fucking same…
It’s like who fucking cares, just be happy you get work, so much fucking work, endless fucking work, like there are no other female actors out there when clearly there are, many of whom would do her job for fucking free, just for the chance to be in such high profile roles…
Stop fucking whining, you’ve won the fucking lottery, you’re not a fucking feminist ambassador, you’re a rich as fuck delusional puppet…fuck off…
Women and men should get paid the same, but actors should never get paid as much as they do, they are terrible, vapid, vain people who represent the fall of society because of the “Importance” people give them…
What I am saying is her tits are better in her nude selfies that got a guy locked up…because that’s how powerful the tits are…
I’m surprised she’s dressed like a little party slut at a dance club…and not showing off armpit hair like all these get naked for feminism, grow armpit hair for feminism idiots who don’t understand politically theory…they just say it’s their body, their empowered because they love giving it up for free to show the men jerking off to them that naked isn’t a big deal…just be sure to follow on instagram for me…
To see her at this event, average AT best looking CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW
2016
05
May
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy
I guess what we can all learn from these recent Behind the Scenes pics of Alessandra Ambrosio on set…is that even the early models, or should we call them the old model of the Victoria’s Secret marketing robot, have nipples…
That brand built that pussy you want to fuck, so that you buy the mall brand panties for your wife to help make the fantasy that you’re fucking their sex doll real…a little too real thanks to your wife’s belly and stretch marks…but when you close your eyes and see that matching bra and panty set – while on sedatives after drinking two bottles of wine…it’s probably as good as the real thing, less obnoxious, spoiled, high maintenance…but the good news is, they all die off eventually..
Alessandra Ambrosio is on her way out, she’s old now, been around forever…but on her demise..and this is a test to see if people still care about her nipple.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2016
05
May
Irina Shayk Gets Paid of the Day
Irina Shayk is perfect. Really the only model in the last 5 years who has anything substantial about her. Which is how she escaped Communist Russia, and land a series of A-Listers…like Brad Cooper…
Yes, over photoshopped catalog pics of some shitty mall brand is not what I consider hot, exciting, stimulating…I actually hate them and the produce they are trying to selll..
But Irina Shayk, even amongst the dog shit that is shit shoot,that may be like the shit she was hiding in on the train she escaped out of Russia on..before becoming rich, famous and the pussy to the rich and famous…she’s still fucking spectacular…
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2016
05
May
Kelly Rohrbach Wet on Set of Baywatch of the Day
Kelly Rohrbach is wet on set of Baywatch which is probably more wet than she’s ever been for Leo, because rumors I’ve heard about Leo include he doesn’t really fuck girls anymore, they are boring to him, he gets too many of them…he just hangs out with them in exchange for the PR they get for it…launching their careers…leading to a SI borderline porno/glamour model getting her big break – like she was Pam Anderson in the 90s…playing Pam Anderson in 2016s….
I think it’s safe to say that we can all agree that Baywatch didn’t need a redux. It didn’t need s redo. It didn’t need to a new movie.
Sure these paparazzi pics of the movie are popular, especailly amongst the 35 year olds, and probably the highlight of the movie…because one thing I know for sure is that these pics are better than the movie will be…
It’s a garbage idea, but I guess we’ll see how many lame 35 – 50 year old pervert dudes are still around on opening night…no one under 35 even know what Baywatch is…and that alone makes this existing so weird to me…
Not to mention, you can see these girls naked online, you don’t need a shitty storyline and shitty acting and THE ROCK to get to the tits…go for the tits…
TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW
2016
05
May
J.Lo’s Tits of the Day
J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing…
She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay…
I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000…
Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience…
TO SEE ALL THE BAYwATCH PICS CLICK HERE
2016
05
May
Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day
I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies..
I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline…
Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying…
If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash.
Posted in:Kristin Wiig|SFW