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2016

08

Jun

Olivia Culpo’s See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

Olivia Culpo is pretty low level, but she banged a few famous people to establish her own “relevance”…you’ve probably never heard of her, but she was some Pageant girl a few years ago and who got all LA by banging a Jonas brother….getting her a following that allowed her to build her personal brand….

A strategy that included being a NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile – because that’s how it is done these days…and no one wants to be basic…even if all their tactis are basic…

She’s in a bathing suit, that you can makeout the definition of her pussy lips, it’s a bit of an outty and we like pussy lips, even the outty kind…so I have no choice but to post this, even though I prefer ignoring these kinds of people navigating the high society scene of LA…the modern version of what we can assume Kris Jenner did…it’s just fucking lame…but my creepy pervert can’t ignore….

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2016

08

Jun

Daisy Lea’s Shameless Self Promotions of the Day

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Daisy Lea is one of these LA based escorts who does really low level campaigns for water companies run by terrible paparazzi people – that turned to water to try to get out of the paparazzi business – a company that tired to sue me but that don’t actually sell their water – they instead just use it as a fake way to import escorts into the USA, telling them they’ll make the famous, but that they just sell off to LA rich guys as party favors…

So you’ve never heard of Daisy Lea, she’s so low level, just a stripper who wants fame and money and signed onto this shit, but she’s clearly attempting to be known, with a public, for the paparazzi who staged this shoot, pussy flash…because people like pussy flashes…I like pussy flashes…we all like pussy flashes…

But a pussy flash alone isn’t what makes a girl “famous” and they are more fun when the pussy isn’t a prostitute pussy, but rather a pussy on a girl who was of interest or famous pre-pussy flash, but like you, I’ll look at all pussy being flashed. From girl at the bar sending on the second floor balcony, to girl in the park tanning in a bikini with a lip hanging out, to girl walking up stairs in a skirt at the mall..I am up for it…I just know when it’s done like thi s – there’s no authenticity to the pussy flash – I mean obviously….that dress…hilarious.

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2016

08

Jun

Becca Hiller is the Norwegian LA Based Model Who Gets Topless of the Day

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Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy – to models….all they need is to be published once and to have a model agency, which is often times an escort agency…and that alone gets them into the country for 2-5 years, making them eligible for a Green Card…all for being hot and not even that accomplished…it’s the scam…the scam where America powers that be…like Trump…and I guess all of us…appreciate hot slutty bitches…

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s pretty lovely, even if low level…even if these piss soaked, instagram-like filtering – low concept but featuring hot fashionable tits photoshoots are repetitive as fuck…I still don’t mind staring at new pussy..that will go onto Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated swim because they are actually models and not just instagram models who know their angles…even though all these bitches are instagram models…it’s part of their very easy fucking jobs….that don’t actually pay them that much…but that do hang with rich dudes who like models…and LA is way better than Norway for that…making moves Becca Hiller. Making moves. Hope that throat’s numb and ready for America dreams….

This vibe / look / phootshoot is so done….but people still doing it….

Posted in:Becca Hiller|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Christina Milian for Maxim of the Day

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Christina Milian is almost fascinating to me, I say almost because she totally misses the mark and ultimately she comes across as a vapid attention seeker who thinks she’s hotter than she is – who is just doing what all the instagram whores are doing – getting slutty on social media in this over sexualized world – to get followers – only unlike those whores looking for rich guys to fund their social media life – she’s already rich. She already found her wallet that she fucked and she even had a hit song – that she probably get paid on – back when she was Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj…not to mention credits on a bunch of pop songs her husband at the time hooked her up on so that she’d always have money coming in and couldn’t fuck him for alimony…like she was Amber Rose…and I guess she is like Amber Rose…a mom – whore – who doesn’t need to be – but they are trashy and this is what fuels them…it’s what they think their worth is…

So she’s in Maxim, instead of just kickin’ it on a pile of fucking money, because Maxim is that stamp of you’re pussy’s not too banged out yet…even though it is.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Lindsay Pelas Has Big Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics –

She uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderfully huge talent and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them before the rest of her fattens up, and catches up to her tits, like every busty girl I’ve ever known, when her metabolism slows down at 30…

It’s safe to assume she uses her social media to get paid for sex, because the brands hiring her are not paying much, because they know her audience and worth is all in the tits…to jerk off to…for big titty fetishists, which is pretty much everyone, even if big tits aren’t a prerequisite to fuck, they are magical when they happen without obesity.

I don’t like giving these low level attention seeking whores attention or credibility – but magical tits always win…they always get the best of me – when I get nothing from them because they are cheesy, Vegas-y and into money..but for the record – I posted her first tit video that went viral before 99 percent of people – so she owes me a motorboat / full contact lap dance…etc.

Posted in:LIndsay Pelas|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Maitland Ward Shows Her Tits of the Day

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I hate encouraging Maitland Ward on her quest for attention to emulate the attention she once had many decades ago where she was at the top of her career -as the hot girl in a shitty yet popular show…

I feel like it’s just adding fuel to the fiery bush that she should be showing off since that’s her actual skill set – and that no good will come from giving her any more attention than she’s trying to get – if anything she’s on a slippery slope to losing her fucking mind – and possibly dying of a drug overdose like other fucked up child stars.. who never really mattered beyond the one job they booked…I don’t want to help her by making her think people care – when really they are laughing…

But at the same time, she’s great in her desperation, she fucking loves every second of this low quality titty flash nonsense – hoping that at 40 – her big tits will be celebrated again –

And I fucking love the low level fame whores obsessed with fame – especially when they are who are too old to be social media stars, because they are pre-internet – but they pull out their tits anyway – to get some opens and feel like they are on the right track…

It’s a passion of mine…Maitland Ward…not so much…but I do consider her a friend who I make fun of and who ignores me – who has tits I’d never jerk off to because they are 100 years old…

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2016

08

Jun

Exploring the Mystical Roni Rose of the Day

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Getting that good good sun!!!

A video posted by Roni Rose (@getit_rose) on Jun 3, 2016 at 10:39am PDT

Roni Rose is some girl who has 153,000 followers – because she’s like so many other girls – trying to be an instagram whore – rocking her fake tits – probably an escort – hoping at least one rich guy will fuck her and knock her up like she was Amber Rose….with a face that looks like a tranny – lips that look like they were injected – tits that are round and clown like – all living the trashy, hope to be a Karadashian, or at least in a rap video, when not out fucking athlete DREAM…

It’s almost insane how many instagram whores there are in each market.

From hipster, to tattoo bitches, to hip hop, to cheesy bikini models, to travel bloggers, to fashion models, to naked models who think they do fashion – all while hoping to fucking win at life…

It’s almost unmanageable, that’s why when you’ve got goood seats because you fuck athletes – or want to – make good use of it – when Steph Curry is in the frame – innocently trying to work him into getting his sperm inside you – while the world watches…

If you want to learn more about this athlete fucker – or wannabe athlete fucking – I have everything you need to know and that is that she bowls…

Bowling with the bros big sis had to show them how its done. I would have got all strikes if I didn't have long nails lol. ????????????

A video posted by Roni Rose (@getit_rose) on Jun 7, 2016 at 10:57am PDT

and she whores…

Posted in:Roni Rose|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Mom Wrestles Dude Trying to Abduct Her 13 Year Old in Dollar Tree and Other videos of the Day

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Spencer Tunick – Who Does Mass Nude Photos – And Has Been for as Long as I Can Remember – Even Pre-Internet – Got 6000 Nude in Bogota! HOT

Road Rage Guy Shows his Small Dick

Mom Slaps Daughter for Having Sex with her Boyfriend

Restaurant Brawl

Woman Withdraws 8 Million RMB from Chinese Bank – About 1.2 Million USD – I like Her

Girl Passes Out on Train

Dad Throws Baby From Third Floor Fire…

Man Falls from Bridge – With Safety Hat that Probably Doesn’t Save Him

Firecracker Down Pants

Pretty Great Golf Trick Shot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Watch out for creepy dudes pretending to be against rape culture to garner the trust of unsuspecting women – so that he can get them alone to discuss current events and issues – maybe even starting a rape safe space for victims to be heard – only to get them drunk so he can try to have sex with them…..

I just fear putting my dick on unsuspecting faces, like I did last night, because in this era of drunken silly antics, a girl at the bar drunk could either love it and laugh at the shock of a dick in her unsuspecting face, or she could call rape…because in theory it’s on the rape scale even if your intent isn’t rape…and this whole rape culture thing is taking the surprise out of sex…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning for my hangover…

Popping Champagne like a Boss
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A Bunch of Really Wet Girls
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Meryl Streep in Donald Trump Drag is Terrifying..
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Amber Rose – Feminist Sex Worker is on her Husband’s Pay Roll
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Leo’s Lover – Lukas Haas is Fucking Leo in Greece
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Boring Sluts in Crop T0ps
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Comedian Gets the Entire to Audience to Say Ni**er
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Guy Wakes Up his Chicken
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Dude Destroys a 70,000 Dollar Camera – Amazing
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THe Making of Predator
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2016

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to play with self proclaimed Social Justice Warriors…you know the kind of person who pretends to be about being ALL-INCLUSIVE but only to those people who are in agreement with their ideals….

All I wrote was “is fingering rape”…and people went CRAZY..name calling, all because you know, I’m trans..

You can fuck with these people but using trigger words…it can be pretty funny…either they’ve all been molested or raped or hurt by men…or they are just white people….

Here’s that shirt:

Yes everyone has heighten rape culture soap boxes – because of that Micahel Cera looking dude being SUperbad – getting 6 months – when her’s a rapist…which makes it all more hilarious…

Not a time to say rape is an overused term….especially not on social media…

It’s also not a good time to talk about being raped while drunk – with statuses like

I am having a pretty rough day. I just discovered that every time I was black out drunk and had sex with an ugly fat girl who was less drunk than me – and on top of me – restraining me with her weight until I finished – I was raped.

The reality is that I blame porn for rape culture.

All you primates don’t just watch but are addicted to some vile violent shit that would probably fuck with any 12 year old , especially one who looks like Michael Cera, who eventually turns 20 and goes frat boy in college….

Romance is dead, sure rape always existed, but in a world with no moral code where idiots obsessively watch abuse porn women pretend empowers them – makes for some fucked up ideals….on how to treat people, including themselves…

But then again, girls have always feared being raped walking home, I know…because I’ve followed girls home and they go crazy..it’s like bitch, we’re just going in the same direction…

Get your rape whistle because here are some steplinks..

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Guy Fieri Johnny Cash Hurt Edit is the Fucking Worst..
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Amber Rose Gets 15,000 Dollars Child Support from Wiz – Don’t Cheat on your Whore
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Michelle Hunziker in Bikini
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Ashley Graham – Photoshopped in a Bikini
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Check out this Big Tit Whore
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New Tarzan Trailer
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Thick Neck Chloe Grace in Leggings
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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13 Year Old Opera Singing….
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Em Rat Cow at Some Event Looking Good Enough Thanks to her Dead Face and Big Tits
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Amber Heard Arrested in 2009 for Domestic Abuse Against Some Lesbian
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Betsey Johnson – Upskirt
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Hot Model of the Day
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Grandma Does VR
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Russian Driver Starts a Fight
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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra
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Olivia wilde Pregnant at some Event in a Slutty Dress
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The Olsen Twins and the Other Sister – Together – Scary
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Woman Goes Crazy on Modified Subaru
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Trailer – If you Care
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Life in Armour is Dumb as Fuck
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Elle Fanning Young Cleavage in a White Dress
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Rihanna See Through
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Axl Rose VS Google
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Olivia Culpo’s Wet See Through Bathing Suit
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John Oliver Rants are Getting So Lame
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Guy VS Cops
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Chloe Grace Nipple Pierce
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Idiot Defending his Son Who Fingered a Girl
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Models Boring at Some Fashion Event
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Roni Rose Eye Fucking Steph Curry
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Bird BOuncing Golf Ball
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How Much Everyone on a 200 Million Dollar Makes…
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Random Tumblr Porn Curated By Me – Because I’m a CUrator of the Day
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Topless Jog…
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Naked Bitch with a Great Body
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Rough Toy Use
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Grandma Takes a Shit
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Caught Masturbating Compilation
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Wild Girl on the Street Corner
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Tranny Looking Busty Chick
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Some Naked Bitch By the Pool
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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