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2016

09

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day

Olympic gymnast living the Olympic gymnast dream…who is no longer a Gymnast but is still an Olympic winner who is actually living her gymnast stage mom dreams…stage mom that probably saw that glimmer of talent in and that she in turned into a reality thanks to hard work, hormone therapy and teaching your kid a lessing in whoring their happiness for bigger dreams..

You know there was some negotiation every time Mckayla Maroney tried to quit growing up, because kids don’t care about this shit, they just want a normal life…they don’t care about getting up at 5 am to do cartwheels, they just want to go to the mall….

And I guess some of those concessions were that once she got a gold, she could quit and become an instagram whore for her fans…which is what she’s been doing since she won…

I know you don’t really care about her and her fit ass now that she’s not 14 anymore…but thanks to all she’s been through – she still looks 14…and in a tight dress…so go go go …

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Marina Orlova’s Russian Leaked Pics of the Day

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Marina Orlova is a Russian youtube celebrity who did or does some video called HotForWords – that I have a feeling I’ve seen over the years – where she explains the definition of a word or something – I am far too lazy to look into it…I just know she’s American based….

Apparently these are leaked nudes, that we know were probably not leaked at all – because once you’ve made that youtube money – you gotta do something to next level it…and nudity or softcore nudity – seems to be the answer…

She’s Russian, and Russians are hyper intelligent, well trained and disciplined and she knows what she’s doing….

She’s Russian and even with average at best tits, is still amazing…

Sure I prefer when the RUssia we all liked, back when it was communist and very fucking poor, where the people just craved Levis and Michael Jackson….while fighting for rationed toilet paper.. I liked Russia when it was regulated, when their TV and video equipment was from the 1950s, when their whores had to actually escape and risk their lives…that’s when all these hot Russians were bred.

But these hot Russians taking over the free world, while sex working strategically – you know as models or instagram stars – or hyper intelligent youtube stars – also works…even if it’s not the workcamp kind of work I’m sure their mother’s had to work while raising them in their cold water communist ruled flat…

Posted in:Marina Orlova

2016

09

Jun

Man Puts His Wife in the Trunk and Other Videos of the Day

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Young Dolphin Rescue

Public Shitter of the Day

Weird Scene of a Dude Shot on a Scooter

Bear in the Pool

Motel Robber

Gun of the Day

Robber Throws Jerky at Store Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Video

2016

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People on my social media are still going on and on about rape – and how fucking a drunk chick who blacks out because women can’t handle their liquor and like short skirts is rape – even if that drunk chick is the one pushing you onto her and making you put your dick in her mouth – it’s rape because she’s drunk and no one can be accountable for their actions when drunk – except the one with a dick.

Just don’t have sex with drunk girls, which may put a damper on your sex like because only drunk girls will fuck you and hopefully forget and hate you for it.

Jerking off has far less issues, and you’re already so well versed in it…and even that could viewed as rape, if there’s a set of drunk tits your jerking off on, or if you do it on the bus….so don’t jerk off either you fucking rapist and join the church, find a moral code, then fuck some kids….and remember to do the right thing – and that’s to carry a breathalizer around and not let any girl talk to you if she blows over the limit…and always leave the drunk girl wasted on the street with her skirt up around her waist on the street. Do not approach her, or bring her home or assume she’s of sound mind or try to help her because that is the gateway to rape. Just call 911 and let them know there’s a publicly drunk horny girl trying to get laid on the street corner…

I guess the point of all this is to say – rape is rape – there are no grey areas except when it comes to being mislead by the girl into thinking it is consenual…only for her to do the switcheroo….so just don’t fuck…

The other point of the story is to never trust anyone named Brock.

The other point of the story is – I didn’t rape or get raped last night – I only drank one bottle of wine in the park to dull down hating my life, my site, my wife and you….

Here are some morning links even though it’s noon – I just awoke – fuck you.

Hot Redheads…
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Julianne Hough – Spandex
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Lindsay Pelas – Big Tits
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Old Man Sings Rock Song
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Chloe Grace Moretz Camel Toe
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Some Ashley James in a Bikini
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People who Defend Amber HEard – and People Who Defend Johnny Depp
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Amanda Seyfried Voted
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Sports Team Loving Bitches
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2016

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It must be mating season, because girls around me are acting fucking crazy.

From the girls who never talk sex – telling me how all they need is dick…to walking down the street drunk from bar to bar and seeing three different girls at three different locations crying at dudes about who the fuck knows – when I see a crying girl, even if I like it, I cross the street to avoid being implicated in any legal issues for making fun of their tears…because there are always legal issues…even when you have sober sex with someone with short term memory loss…”he raped me I swear”…

So get out there and take advantage of what must be cyclical – because we are all animals and breeding is really our only purpose in life, besides working shit jobs, clicking steplinks, and dying unfulfilled, miserable and in debt…just make sure the girls sign consent forms…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Whole Bunch of Ass
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Prince Harry & Ellie Goulding are Fucking….Smart Play Ellie Goulding….
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J.K Simmons on Steroids
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Ariana Grande’s New Video for the Perverts Who Jerk off to Music Videos
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Kendall and Kylie Model Bikinis
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Ariany Celeste and Her New Look – Underboob
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Meryl Streep as Donald Trump is Crazy
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Mother of the Year
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Mila Kunis Has Huge Tits
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Bobby Brown Had Sex with a Ghost
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Karreuche Tran in Short Shorts
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Lamborghini Turbo VS Non Turbo Lamborghini…
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What To Do With All That Vaped WEED You Have
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Ariel Winter Fat Tits on Set
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Amber Heard is Pregnant
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Lady Gaga Pokies – I Forgot She Existed
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Julianne Hough has Rockin’ Body
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Memorial for The Last 9/11 Rescue Job – Bretagne the 16 Year Old Retriever
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Parrot Activates Siri
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Brazilians are Scared by Conjuring 2 Prank
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipplle
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Krysten Ritter in a Tight Dress
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Salma Hayek Lives
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Drone Battles -Featuring Liam Hemsworth and Jeff Goldblum
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Victim of a Patent Troll – I Always Dreamt of Being a Patent Troll – True Story
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Karlie Kloss – Weird Dress
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Adriana Lima Still Models Bikinis
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Sluts Who Like Sports
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Michelle HUnziker in a BIkini
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Mentally Challenged and Naked
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Some Naked Babe
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Rough Masturbating
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Spying on Tits in the Shower
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Girls Get Caught
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Naked Yoga
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Jun

Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day

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I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me…

What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way.

There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying…

This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands…..

They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird..

Garbage…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a professional dancer – who should have been a stripper – but I guess white privledge got in the way of that – allowing her to have a career as a professional dancer in the entertainment industry and I guess dance schools need a few of these pros to act as a beacon of hope that their students who are spending money getting their degree in dancing has a purpose – before being forced to become strippers a few years later when student debt needs to be paid off..

She’s also the dancer rumored to fuck her dancing brother – when she’s not having sex with Ryan Seacrest – and if your sister looked like this – you’d probably fuck her too…and not just on Christmas with the family after too much egg nog, but for your entire life…because sometimes genetics don’t outweigh hot pussy…

She’s pretty good…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Apparently these are pictures of Miley Cyrus that were never released before, but as you can see it was when she was playing the Miley Cyrus character she had created after fake splitting up with her fiance for the media, the tour, the press and the money that will set them up for less – all it took was a year of work…

Now that the tour is over, her celebrity, her relevance, everything about her just died the fuck off, as she probably expected…because her and her family are media trained and know how it all works…

But in the process, she really did put herself out there, I’ve seen her pussy, I’ve heard her shit music, I appreciated the hustle, it was so modern and inspiring to the youth – leading to way more tumblr porn I need to go on…

So cultural appropriation by a rich Disney kid – playing hipster who didn’t give a fuck – was a great era for this puppet…and here’s some artifacts from that time..and by artifacts I mean pussy…pussy with bush…because all that matters is pussy even if the pics are a year old..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2016

08

Jun

Jessica Alba for Instyle of the Day

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Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over.

But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done….

Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

08

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp’s Prom Dress to Celebrate Amber Heard’s Pregnancy of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is 17 years old, so don’t sexualize her you pervert, I am just posting her prom dress to celebrate youth, that is probably pretty racy, because she is rich and this is the era of 12 year olds at anal sex gangbang parties thanks to growing up on porn, not to mention she’s got a French mother, and historically the french are pretty laid back about sex and partying and she’s got crazy domestic abusing dad and a crazier opportunist step mom who is also a domestic abuser – trying to get in on her inheritance that are too busy being ridiculous to pay attention to her…

I have friends who have been at parties drinking next to her, not knowing she was 15 at the time, it was during Coachella, and while most 15 year olds go to concerts with their parental subervision, she was being hollywood glamourous…the kind of 15 year old 25 year olds in bands probably had sex with – but don’t sexualize her…she’s 17..you have to wait 11 months before she becomes a sexual object – unless you’re a school teacher – in which case you probably love this prom dress porn – prom dresses that once represented lost virginity….an that last night of innocence…something I’m sure Lily Rose is…at least based on living that model life…

She’s definitely – one of my favorites to look out for, the future, and this look, this hair is what all the the young youngs are about – they are all also skinny, not on Facebook or really instagram – and are a lot more interesting than the 27 year old social media whores before them.

I’m just surprised she went to school / graduated school….one of her homies is Kevin Smith’s daughter – in black…trouble…

The latest news is that her stepmom is pregnant with her future half sister – because that’s how dysfunctional behavior works…when you get in with a gold digging opportunist lesbian…idiot…Johnny Depp, but at least he made this…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW