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2016

Jun

Iggy Azalea in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some fake bitch, who annoys me because she tries to generate so much buzz around herself and it is irritating, all while pushing some bullshit storyline of being some poor Australian stripper, something most people probably believe but the real story is probably that she had her student visa and got her green card after signing a record deal with some dude she was probably banging – because he figured they could make her white ass a white rapper ear rapist…and I guess they pulled it off – since she exists…

And she’s in a bikini on a boat, so I’ll post it because I have a sickness – but don’t think I like it…

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2016

Jun

The New Ghostbusters do Elle Because they ARe Women of the Day

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I don’t have any issue with the modern day feminism.

I am all for keeping women happy so they shut the fuck up and stop complaining. I understand that women are the deciding force, especially when it comes to going to movies, so now movies are being produced for women, empowering them, whatever…because guys are just as happy sitting on the couch jerking off….going to the theatre takes away from that….

I don’t even care that they took “iconic” characters from our youth and repurposed them for women – girl power or some shit…

I just think it looks like a shitty cash grab for writer / creator and original star Dan Ackroyd, who was writing this movie when his BFF Jon Belushi died….cursed…and more importantly…it looks like garbage….

But let’s put them in ELLE magazine, even the fat ones….because women read Elle and they need them to get in the damn theatre dammit…they have money to make…

So here’s Kristen Wigg – the hottest who isn’t that hot one…and the others…who gives a fuck what their names are…

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2016

Jun

Tranny Model Hari Nef for Some Purse Company of the Day

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I prefer my Tranny Models to be in my classic Corvette….but if I have to fixate on the other kind of Tranny, who would have at one point been in Brazilian porn – helping perpetuate the aids virus, and/ or on the side of the street turning tricks for hormone money, before Trans becoming trendy, I’d rather see them spread ass with boner, not because I’m into Tranny Porn or trans hookers, in fact I find it weird, not quite human and anyone with a tranny fetish, which is a lot of fucking people, pretty fucking terrifying….even if they like tranny on woman porn because there are 4 sets of tits instead of one set of tits with standard porn…

I have worked in porn, in the late 90s, and trans was top selling category back then…

I have known men who love tranny porn, which would make sense because it is the top selling category…

I know people who have fucked trannies, some who hadn’t even had their tits done yet, like dude – that’s just a dude with long hair…

I have no problem with any of that…but seeing this Tranny Model named Hari Nef isn’t very innovative, it just looks like she’s playing a girl for fashion, I mean…let’s push some fucking boundaries…and get a little more controversial…more than just a brand thinking “let’s cast the tranny for press”…getting press…MAKE some noise…

Hair Nef is a great name for a tranny BTW…reminds me of a hairy pussy…which is what it would have thanks to being born with a cock.

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2016

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room.

These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win.

Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit…

Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits.

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2016

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

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I call this Bitches on Bitches..

Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring…

Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick…

But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won…

What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that…

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Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

Jun

Selena Gomez Slutting Out her Over Produced Music of the Day

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She released a video called “Kill Em With Kindness”…which I guess is a good strategy, since she’s not killing us with good quality songs – with natural and amazing singing talent…with lyrics like an autotuned “put down your weapons and kill em with kindness” that she repeats over and over again…as she poses for a photoshoot – because that’s the depth of this cunt…

Let her have her fun and make her money with such low grade garbage, because she’ll be killed by LUPUS…not kindness…

Obviously she’s in underwear, making dramatic facial expressions, while her over produced anthem seems more like a rich person’s attempt to rebrand herself, from Disney to “artist” with new tits and everything, even though she’s just commercial shit…but at least she’s trying…even though I’m sure after listening to her music, music no one has ever celebrated, or complimented because it’s known it’s just garbage, you wish she hadn’t tried…

This isn’t music, this is cheating, but in 2016…nothing is real…

SEE HER CONCERT PICS HERE

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2016

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day

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I guess Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are best friends – not that these kinds of people have any feelings besides self love – but they can pretend they are best friends because they are actors and can pretend that only they understand each other – you know overpaid not quite hot enough to deserve all the attention they get – but they probably don’t realize that…in their delusions and constant feedback by the parents who made them and their careers…both being in the industry from a young enough age to have parents who robbed them of their youth…coupled with an insane amount of executives who pay them and suck up to them and market them – because they make exponentially more money than they do on their performances…but they don’t know that, or care, because they always had money – and have lots of money – so it’s like not having money at all..it doesn’t exist to them….

They are so egotistical, self involved, they don’t even need to get in bikinis at their beach media event for the paparazzi, they can show up in blankets because they are just that fucking important..too good for fucking bikinis, and in Benson’s face, probably too fat…

I prefer girls who are less lazy and comfortable – who are getting in bikinis in the Midwest on a Sunny Day in March to get that bikini selfie for their instagram – that magical bikini pic that will open all their doors for them – like they were some other slut like Em Rat Cow – who went from naked fame hungry whore – to black dress at the CFDA last night ….dreams do come true…but once they do, all these bitches get lazy.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

Jun

Bikini Cat Fight Leads to Topless Pig and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Goes Airborne – Aftermath

Hatchet Man Gets Pepper Spray and Tased….

Trump Protest in San Jose – Mr President

The Last Goodbye

Drug Dealer Wants to Get Paid – GetS Owned….

Camera Guy on MSNBC Says “What the Fuck”

Drug User of the Day

Naked Man Attempts Rape on Street

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the night wasn’t Hilary Clinton running for President. I liked the socialist better. It wasn’t Kimbo Slice the porn bodyguard and internet sensation dying. It wasn’t even staring at tits, or making girls send me butt shots that I try to direct from the comfort of my own house to include more anus…but rather it was Monday night, a great time to go to a bar because all the lame people with jobs don’t go out monday nights…

I started the night by sitting table next to the two girls in the place, in a completely empty bar to see what their reaction was, which wasn’t good. Rape culture hate creepy men. Uptight bitches…

The actual highlight was when a group of girls, who must have been legit midgets, but were dressed like normals….because they were all so fucking short…struggled to get onto the hightop chairs….one really struggled, her thong assed exposed thanks to the mini skirt she wore, because everything she wears has to be mini….hoping up and failing over and over until some homeless looking dude picked her up and dropped her on the chair like she was a little kid.

Yes, my life is pretty fucking uninteresting…but the alcohol…gives me strength to go on…

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Nicole Kidman – Terrifying…
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700 Horse Power Camaro Catches on Fire
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Riley Keough Cleavage
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Some No Name Sluts in Bikinis
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Kate Moss and her Daughter in a Cover Shoot
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Bobby Brown Admits He’s a Bad Parent – How
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Girl Thinks DC is in South America…
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Ariel Winter Side Tit
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with nice weather is wanting to fuck every single girl who leaves her house half naked – not because you have no self control and can’t control yourself in that setting – but because they get mad at you when you stare at their tits and “objectify them”…while they are clearly just objectifiying themselves, otherwise my dick wouldn’t be telling my brain a whole different fucking story….

I’m not a sexual predator, but I probably would be if my dick worked…because today, I’ve seen at least 18 sets of hard nipples, for those of you who can’t count, that’s 39 nipples…three intense cameltoes and about 400 ass cheecks…and it’s not even that hot out…

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Sarah Hyland – Cleavage
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Kate Hudson on Parenting.
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Cyclist Gets Instant Justice
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Bobby Brown Admits He Was a Bad Parent…
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Sara Jean Underwood Sucking Popsicle….
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Catholic Priest Slaps Kids
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Strap-Boob is a Great for Perverts with a Seatbelt Fetish
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Hero Plays Drums Stuck in Traffic
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#IDumpedTaylorSwiftBecause is the Hashtag of the Week
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Olivia Munn is Whore
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Angry Bear Charges Hunter….
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Richard Simmons – is About to Die
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Sharon Stone Tits
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Kelly Rohrbach TIts
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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Demi Rose is an Escort – Really? Shocking!
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Lindsay Lohan Boring and Bloated
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Some Throwback – to Teen Witch
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Left Lane Passing…
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Christina Milian Slut in Red
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Emily Rat Cow with her Rich Boyfriedn
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Two Birds Tug of War Over a Meat…
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Kate Moss Boring Photoshoot
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Slutty Girl Butt Shot…
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Bella Thorne White Sports Bra
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Cleava
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Pregnant Candice Swanepoel…
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Some Chick Ashley James in a Sports Bra
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Hotel Key Opens Every Door! What the Fuck…
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