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2016

17

May

Bella Thorne Knows You’re Watching of the Day

Bella Thorne keeps going…because you keep encouraging her…and I am just getting ready for the “over exposure” to happen, since no one deserves this much press and this much of an audience, without having much to offer but a fit, strong, body and the crazy sexual deviance of a redhead, who is smart enough to keep it DISNEY friendly to make her hireable.. but I assume it’ll only last a year or two before we get bored, because I am already bored, but in her defence I am bored of the whole industry being on repeat and uninspiring smut that isn’t even smart, compelling, interesting, thought provoking, or exciting…it’s just the same low level shit over and over again and it works because thanks to expensive education..America is a bunch of fucking retards who only know how to process tits and ass and that’s the depth of who they are…

The government wants to keep you dumb and hating each other…distracting you with things like this…that we could all agree on won’t lead to any uprisings as we don’t care…but we would watch the sex tape when it happens…and it will happen…there have been so many Bella Thorne’s before…and they all fall off and go naked…but for now…take in her purity…her white clothed purity….lie since we all know she’s a whore…

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2016

17

May

Target Shopper of the Day

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This is a pretty amazing obese mother of 12 walking through Target with a bible…in what is everything wrong with America…that these people who think “The Devil is Raping Children” because of homosexual agendas…is pretty fucking terrifying because so much white trash uneducated evangelical weirdos exists in small town America. This is the majority…

I guess what she’s forgetting is that her bathroom / trailer park outhouse, a place her fat ass spends a lot of time thanks to her eating is for all genders…

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2016

17

May

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits!

Sterilize everyone!

I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse…

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2016

17

May

Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day

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I like to think that Dakota or Elle Fanning are the same person, just cast different, not because they look the same, but because my brain is pretty much raped by too much information that I can’t tell them apart….I just know they are creepy little actors who clearly have parents who also don’t bother telling them apart, but rather spend more time figuring out and navigating the entertainment industry to ensure they get work, get cast, get paid, make the family money and keeps the FANNING name alive…because fanning, is not just something you pay Thai hookers on Thailand vacations to do to you after sex…it’s just the more important kind of Fanning than these or this Fanning…

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2016

17

May

Courtney Stodden is Finally Pregnant and Coughing up a Hairball of the Day

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A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Apr 29, 2016 at 12:35pm PDT

^^^ THAT VIDEO IS EVERYTHING….

I guess fake child-bride that went viral in more ways than one, but mainly in the tabloids for being a 16 year old wife to some creepy older dude who clearly lost his mind on LOST, but who let some bleached blonde sex doll looking creature run his PR into the ground, or at least into a circus of weirdness white trash America loved and could relate to because white trash America also fucked their fathers…and that I could related to, because I’m old and fuck 20 year olds, some who look 40…and some who are 40 and pretend to be 20 because that’s what hooker fantasies are…

I like to think her best work was shitty SEX TAPE ….but she’s also been on TV, and in every magazine because that’s just the weird world we live in.

Apparently, she’s finally pregnant, or more likely, pregnant because she’s about to hit menopause and that will be one weird baby, with a weird life, that social services should probably take from the horrible parents, but I guess horrible people breed everyday….

Pretty excited for the breast feeding…

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2016

17

May

Megan Fox Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Megan Fox was held captive by a penis named David from 90210 for many years and despite being divorced or getting divorced….he still managed to inject his seed in her for some more family planning and an excuse to see each other for the next 18 years of life…that’s just what needy co-dependent weirdos who breed do…

Both coddled, annoying, spoiled and entitled in their own right despite being useless and barely hireable for the majority of their career in some weirdly obsessed with each other weirdness..

But I’ll still look at her overrated, not that hot, you’re all crazy to think shes still hot, ass in leggings…

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2016

17

May

Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is grabbing her tits in a mesh shirt for a magazine, because this is how press is supposed to be done – when you want people to know who you are, or to talk about you…but you’re not quite ready to get fully naked, even though if I went through the archives, you’ve already been fully naked, just not for FLARE, because they’re more tame than that…and they make pretty shitty pics, but famous girls from the UK who perform at Music festivals grabbing tits..is better than nothing…not much better…but still better…

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2016

17

May

Christina Milian and her Social Ass of the Day

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I wonder what went wrong in Christina Milian’s life that makes her feel the need to be an exhibitionist…

I wonder why she’s feeding her ass to her fans like it was lunch, pretty much everyday of her existence…

Did her dad molest her? Did she not have dad? Did her one hit wonder where she was a massive whore in her video define her worth? Was she raised by prostitutes who helped her get her career? So many questions…way too many questions…of the backstory of Christina Milian who we don’t actually care about….

I just know that her one hit wonder song probably made her a lot of money. I know her husband and the man who knocked her up made a lot of money. I know that he put her on some of his songs he produced for hit popstars as a writer to get her paid until the end of time. I know she never has to work and can focus on her kid….but she still does some hosting for the VOICE a massive show…but that’s still not enough for her..either are the Vegas pool parties…so instead she posts what people called THOT (that ho over there) quality clips to get people engaged and to send her dick pics to make her feel hot..

It’s pretty slutty behavior. That’s a good thing.

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2016

17

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Dress of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz showed off her massive tits at some event or premiere the other day – or yesterday – I am not interested in Chloe Grace Moretz the 18 year old overrated thanks to being a 14 year old in a superhero costume that nerds and virgins and I guess autistic / aspergers men of all ages fell in love with, but since they aren’t perverted like you, waited until her 18th birthday to stare at her underdeveloped, but legal tits…because one thing that’s great about virgin loser comic book people is that despite being socially awkward and scared of life…they are respectful due to their social awkwardness when not alone in front of their computer chronically masturbating lie the rest of us…they just usually smell..which I guess isn’t really that respectful at all.

I guess what I am saying is, Chloe Grace Moretz is boring and can’t even fill out her dress like a real girl…making me think that we live in a world where small breasts get ahead but that can’t be right? Can it? If it is, how will I know her worth without a bra size to confirm it….right?

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2016

17

May

Brittany Snow Pushed Up Cleavage Pic of the Day

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Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old people who didn’t have access to porn pre-internet because that was for weirdos and against the church…

I would assume that Brittany Snow is probably not of interest to anyone here and this picture is a massive “who gives a fuck”…and I agree…but she’s pushing up here tits and tits are our friends….

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…considering we are all bullied by the government and rich everyday – to consume and distract from overthrowing them….so might as well start people off young…give them a complex to prove the world wrong about…some of the most successful people are those who were told they suck and had to prove otherwise…see my biggest problem in my life was not being bullied…not to mention this Brittany Snow cocktease is actually a form of bullying by depriving us of what we want…NIPPLEs that are probably not even exposed because she’s actually wearing a shirt in this.

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