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2016

17

May

Paula Bulczynska is a Babe for Some Campaign of the Day

I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mafia,

She’s Polish, or some other Eastern Bloc. She’s amazing, her body is ridiculous and I am a fan of her instagram hustle that is helping her break into the mainstream…because I would rather see some poor, possibly daughter of a billionaire in Russia…making her just as spoiled and entitled as the Hollywood equivalents..

But in my imagination, I am a fan of this getting naked to open doors actually opening doors for her to leave the Iron Curtain……which people can do as easily as going to the airport…since all the fun in communism is dead…

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2016

17

May

Mariah Carey Falling in a Hooker Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey fell out of her expensive, engaged to a billionaire, despite being a 100 millionaire, heel….but like with her mental illness…she recovered enough to get the shoe back on and act like it never happened…but barely…because that’s what graceful old ladies in tight dresses that squeeze in their guts and make their tits explode…who look like street workers…but her are really top selling musical icons…marketed so well thanks to fucking the record label owner who believed in keeping the money in the family…despite being 100 years older than her…like good old fashion love stories should be…or is it like good old fashions stories of success in this patriarchy should be…I guess what I’m saying is that even with a Voice like Mariah’s, she still fucked her way to the top.

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2016

17

May

Drunk Stripper Pisses Pants and Slips and Other Videos of the Day

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University of Hawaii Streaker

Close Call Car Accident of the Day

Bouncer Practically Kills a Kid

Shoplifter Caught

Old Man Steals from Church

Put Em’ In a Coffin…To Remind You Kids are Idiots…

Pianist Plays Ringtones

Femen Trolling Muslims

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Seeing a pregnant woman in the shortest shorts doing a workout and saying “those shorts are what got you into this mess in the first place” won’t get you a blowjob – same applies to moms with newborns doing fitness in short shorts

Probably because they are happy in their situation and think they’re lookin’ good, beat the fuck up and ten years older than they are, but good…it’s probably some endorphine thing – the key is to target mom’s with teens. They are the ones who really hate life and want to give anything nearby a blowjob. They are the ones who realize the lie of breeding is just a lie….that gets in the way of napping…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning…

Courtney Stodden Fake Tits
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Selfies – of the Day
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Genevieve Morton Topless Shoot
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Women See an Uncircumsized Penis for First Time
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Put em in a Coffin
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Bernie Sanders Wife is a Good Time
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Paz Vega in a Low Cut Shirt
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Grandpa VS VR
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The Wire Guy is a Trouble Maker
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Iggy Azalea Monster in Concert
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Chloe Sevigny Slut
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Courtney Stodden Big Tits
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Girls in Flannel…
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2016

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, big breasts open doors…that’s why I tell every small chested woman I meet, most who I am not introduced to formally, because they are in line with me at the grocery store…that they should get breast implants…it’ll make their lives better…

Apparently, me telling them that doesn’t make their life better – they have more often than not told me to fuck off…

Apparently, people don’t like valid life advice.

Big titites for life.

Here are some stepLINKS

Thigh Gaps!
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Ruby Rose Threw her Fries in a Tantrum That Happens When Bitch Thinks she’s Important because of YOU
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Emma Roberts – Bra
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Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Hooker in Cannes Pushing 50
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Big Tits of the Day
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Cop and Anarchist – Make Peace
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Katy Perry REASSURES YOU THAT Orlando Bloom is Her Man
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Lawyer Turned Instagram Whore
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Dude from The Wire – Attacked Bernie Sanders
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Cleavage
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Leo is in Cannes to Party
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Kristen Stewart – Still a Lesbian
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Superman Dumps 19 Year Old
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Jon Oliver on 911
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Implants in Pants that are Too small for Her – and See Through
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Salma Hayek Tits…
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Chelsea Clinton’s Husband is a Goldman Sachs Investment banker – OBVIOUSLY
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2 Dumb Mall Robbers
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Free Fall Amusement Park Ride
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No Panty Upskirt in Cannes
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The Evolution of Snowbikinig
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Mexican Slut
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Susan Sarandon Calls Woody Allen Out for Being a Creepy
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Arianna Grande in Concert
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Highly Trained Knife Protection Dog
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Everything Wrong with Pixar’s Cars
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The Magical Flying Dog…What the Fuck is This…
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Heidi Klum in Hot Pink
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Sinead O’Connor Gone Missing
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Mariah Carey – HOOKER
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Jennifer Metcalfe Does YOGA
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Kids Scare Mom with Giant Inflatable
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Charlie XCX in a Push Up Bra
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Eating Corn on a Drill in Slow Motion
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Demi Lovato – Performing
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One Room – 3 Million Legos
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Heidi Klum’s Got Great Legs
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Jaimie Alexander Bikinis
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Husband Catches Wife Being Too Friendly with Plummer
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Serena William Ate Gourmet Dog Food and Got Sick
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Adriana Lima Lives
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Elizaebth Olsen – for Allure
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Star Wars Shit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Mia Malkova – Hot….
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Huge Tits in a Hula Hoop
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Brunette for her Webcam
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Tongue on a Pole
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Black Daggering Chick
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Carlotta Likes Nude Yoga…
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Trolling Pornstars
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Girl Gets Slammed in the Surf
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

16

May

Jennifer Lawrence See Through Tits of the DAy

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Jennifer Lawrence is the biggest star out there, she books some of the biggest jobs besides Margot Robbie, who I guess is the new Jennifer Lawrence..

She’s annoying, clumsy, awkward and the fact that she’s so celebrated seems like some kind of scam…I just find her totally fucking average…and didn’t even find her attractive until her nude pics were leaked…nude pics a dude went to jail for…nude pics that weren’t worth going to jail for…but nude pics I was down with looking at because they gave J.Law some flavor…a flavor I quickly forgot the next time I saw her in public whining about women’s right from a totally ridiculous uneducated place….and I guess she realizes her worth…or thinks she’s worth more than her worth….but I just think she’s no different than any hooker, she’s just positioned herself better..

I guess she’s trying to relive the glory days of showing the world her tits, because they are great tits, it’s her feminist way of saying “look at me, I’m edgier than my public image, I have flavor, and tits, I am woman, here are tits”…or some nonsense…

She knew the shirt showcased her nipples, she wanted you to see her nipples, because her nipples are probably the most honest feedback she’s ever got…and that feedback was positive because of great tits…not bullshit because she’s a star who shouldn’t trust anyone around her – they are on payroll and out for themselves trying to take advantage of her..

I guess what I am saying is that tits…are the only thing that is honest….and the rest of Jennifer Lawrence, mainly her celebrity remain a question mark.

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

16

May

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Breasts of the Day

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Big tits…don’t just open doors…they carry a fucking career…even on a half retard shell of a person from a different era in celebrity…before creating a sweatshop brand that the hundreds of millions of poor, sad, uneducated Americans the government created intentionally because they don’t want free thinkers to protest their authority…so distract with TV, exhaust with debt caused by things you see on TV, buy those things at Walmart…work long hours to pay that debt, feel exhausted, eat shitty food to stay awake – plus it’s all you can afford…die…that’s the American dream…or maybe the reality…where Jessica Simpson tits are the fucking dream…they represent so much evil, commercialization, materialistic bullshit…but despite her being in and out of fat in her mid-30s…are spectacular…or just massive..bigger than my head…I want to feed off them.

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

16

May

Bella Thorne’s Intentional Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everywhere and starting to be annoying. I mean I never really celebrated her for what she represented, a red head with moderate success in child star acting, who turned 18…but I do like seeing other sites, clearly written by closet faggots or fanboys celebrate her like she’s the fucking future…even though the future is probably not in 45 year old men running weird pop culture blogs…when clearly they are too old to be commenting on pop culture…so out of touch…that all they see on every girl they write about is “young body”….

It’s a known fact that the older you get, the less picky you are about the young chick you fuck, her being young is enough…

So Bella Thorne, the leader at least in terms of press, everyone’s talking about her…and her slutty social media to get followers to book acting jobs…is great because she says she’s young…and great because she’s figured out this LOW HANGING FRUIT strategy for fame that works because people are retards…brainless retards…who just see tits…

But I’m still convinced she’s 45.

I’m more into her social media hooking..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

16

May

Mischa Barton’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Mischa Barton is a sheer top, that if you’re a virgin nerd you can probably see nipples in… because virgin losers who visit websites for the high res pics to visualize nipples on some of their favorite stars exist….I don’t really see the appeal in doing that..especailly when the person in the sheer top is Mischa Barton…

I figure it’s a story of going from star on a hit show, not the hot one but the main one, who fell apart into a dirty, unshowered sloppy mess from drinking…checking in and out of rehab…taking living the dream to the fucking dumpster…only to get back on track through dance…less sloppy…despite being older..

My only joke about Mischa Barton, who to some is a joke in and of herelf, is that she was at her hottest puking and dead under the bed in the Sixth Sense…which I guess isn’t a joke, but based on the sick people who visit this site…their absolute truth…

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2016

16

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that Kendall Jenner is rich, I know that she’s just the next generation of “It-Girl” who may or may not do anything substantial, but “It-Girls” have rarely done anything substantial, they are just eaten up and adorned by the media, and the public…controversial because people hate on them…yet not controversial enough to not book jobs…

This is just Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore and a bunch of other girls who at one point in their vapid, rich, and luxurious lives…were in everything, everywhere…always…

But no matter what she does, where she goes, she’ll always remind me of a suburban white trash girl who shops and hangs at the mall…just manufactured in China trash…in fabrics that give rashes and yeast infections…

No matter how many hundreds of millions of dollars they have, or what VIP red carpet they walk….they are last week’s kitchen garbage…relevant because you made them this way…and because the bookers are 23 year old right out of college idiots with no vision…or 50 year olds totally out of touch….”she’s got following…booker the hooker”….

Here she is in a bikini in the South of France…because that’s what the rich, even the TRASHY rich do…