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2016

02

Jun

Rihanna Hot in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna is everything…she did this bathing suit photoshoot in Barbados – I don’t know where it’s from or what it’s about – but it’s classic Rihanna whoring herself out because she like people thinking she’s hot – and it’s not much of a stretch for her because she is hot – but more importantly – becaue she’s whored herself out from day one – that’s how her whole record deal happened – but more importantly – how her record sales sustained all these years…put it all out there, sell your soul…show us your tits..post shit like this…repeat…

I am a fan…just not of her music…

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2016

02

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame whoring on social media way before them – and deserves it…at least in her mind…egos.

She’s made the money, so money isn’t enough, she’s been in movies….but that’s just because she banged the director…and the prize she really wants probably doesn’t want to work with her kind of hooker – who has the fan-base because dudes like tits that get naked for “art”…

I predict that like Cecil the Lion – things that are big on the internet for a minute, only last a minute….and eventually die off ….and she’s due to die off,…eventually everyone, including obscure asian brands will be official done with her….and big tits or not, thanks to so many other girls coming up with tits that are just as big and way less attitude…we will collectively move on…

But before that, she’s hanging on a thread…with a pile of money – so she’s won…good timing and luck – but you know she hasn’t won enough for that ego…

These pictures are shit – a preview of what’s to come for these isntagram tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Connecting with Youth of the Day

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Media trained Selena Gomez is manipulating the media – by running through sprinkler – or a fire hydrant in Brooklyn, looking like she’s either connecting with her hispanic roots – in a hispanic community – doing hispanic things – like she’s some ghetto housing project illegal…and not a Disney star who hasn’t had a pool in her backyard since she was 2….

I have no idea what the point of this is, but I’ll assume it’s up there with her milking her Chemotherpy for attention….in a “look at Selena, she’s so down, she’s so street”…instead of “look at Selena the middle class texan moved to Hollywood where they got rich as fuck fast and who now exploits every angle for the marketing hook”..

I call this photo series “Selana from the Block”…up on some J.Lo exploiting Hispanic people hustle…garbage.

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2016

02

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is an average at best 40 year old pretending to be 18 who I find absolutely over exposed and irritating if she wasn’t

Here’s her bathroom photoshoot, because she’s a shameless media manipulator who doens’t miss an opportunity to pose like a cunt – who doesn’t care because she’s cashing in…

Here she is crying for attention with really subtle snaps of her ass in fitness – so it’s ok – but she still had a friend shoot her doing this – from this angle – to show off her ass – because that’s what she’s about – she just doesn’t want people to think she’s that shameless – even though she is…

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2016

02

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The thing I like about midget Emilia Clarke is that on Game of Thrones they refer to her as the midget – so everyone, including her knows she’s a midget, and as a midget you should imagine spinning her and her big in proportion tits….

I don’t like Game of Thrones because all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and had sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but Emilia Clarke is lovely….

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2016

02

Jun

Ana Sotillo Hot Shoot of the Day

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Ana Sotillo is a signed model….like every single girl with a social media account with over 3,000 followers – who spends her days doing free photoshoots for bullshit photographers and brands – trying to get as famous as possible…

She’s from Spain, I’ve spent too much time on her, saying the same thing I say about all the girls who won’t fuck me because I’m a creep, even though I can help them achieve their hooker dreams…because even hookers don’t respect me…which is funny because the guys they do respect, the guys with money they do respect, are the guys who want to piss on them…when I just want to cuddle them and talk about our feelings…while grabbing her great tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day

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Marion Cotillard is a French actress and she’s 40 so therefore she’s relatively dead in sex appeal, even when she’s showing off her 40 year old natural tits, that look a little too natural…

I googled her, because I don’t know who any of these people are, but more importantly – I don’t know who the over 40 crowd is – and apparently she’s in some kind of scandal – because Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie while filming some movie I didn’t see – sounds like a publicity stunt, kind of like being shot by the paparazzi in some north african island with a population of 3000….where one of the people happens to be a fucking paparazzi…

40 year olds are only good to fuck when you’re 17 and they are your neighbor’s wife…teaching you how to fuck up the ass…other than that they are the age you usually cheat on with younger girls..but whatever – her tits, from France, exist…and at least they aren’t fat…

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2016

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in Some Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted some of these ballet pics a whole ago, but I guess it was part of a bigger – more substantial campaign or photoshoot – that in part showcases her ballerina ability – which isn’t shocking considering she’s a child star and obviously her parents put her in ballet when she was 2 to condition her for a life of performing – disciplined performing – pay our mortgage and our life because we made you performing….all while rocking a 12 year old body with some creepy As fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

I just find it weird to see a 25 year old who looks like a 12 year old who may be 25 but anyone fucking her likes that she’s 12 – espcially her fans who follow her because of that reason alone -legal kiddie porn…

I prefer my girls to be more haggard, I’m talking 40 at 20…it’s more authetic, real, with more pain and stuggles that feel good to cum on….

So not into this.

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2016

02

Jun

Cara Delevingne for Famous Dead Animals of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

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2016

02

Jun

Olga Kobzar Big Tits of the Day

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Olga Kobzar is a model mayhem girl who says she’s from Paris…but who is obviously cut from Russian sex worker cloth – who has massive fucking tits – like all girls who want to make it in this modeling world should – even though she uses model mayhem…a site that has recently been in the news because it can officially be sued for not warning the low level models about rapists posing as photographers – who take advantage of the low level models and their desperation TRUE STORY

Not that that would happen to our fair OLGA…the woman with the most abusive sounding name, because she’s strong, Russian and capable of murdering you with her bare hands – not feeling guilty about it…because Russia….

Her instagram is BUGS_BUNNY_GF and she’s got massive fucking tits…I mean…following…in the 75,000 because people love fucking tits…or maybe it’s more to do with her philanthropic work like all these other instagram models…

I won’t say that I’m in love with her but I am in love with her tits.

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