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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard’s Marketing Tips of the Day

Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2016

Apr

Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day

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Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up..

Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with….

I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated…

That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

Apr

Paula Bulczynska Topless Model of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is a long torso often nude instagram model that people are into…for obvious reasons…she’s hot..

I’ve been doing random posts of her random shoots for a pretty long time and like everything on this site, I haven’t really gone into much depth on my coverage…

I don’t know what this shoot is from, I just know that she’s showing her tits, tits that I once thought were Russian, but are actually Polish, and being the ignorant person I am, consider that the same thing, thanks to USSR communism, even though Polish people would be mad at you for saying it, while I just see sex workers….sex working that in this girl’s case is more “nude modeling for free”…rather than getting on webcam for money…because the more naked she gets with the right players…the more followers, the more gigs, the more legit career happens. It’s like invest in getting nude now, become Em Rat Cow Later…or maybe, she’s not into any of that and this nude modeling is just jokes for her…the motivation is less important than the final product…of tit pics…

The problem with this site is that no model, not even no names get excited about being featured, even if it’s my way of saying “hey, I dig you”…not once has a girl said “Hey just posted on drunkenstepfather, exciting! I’ve Made It”…which I guess was a huge fail in my attempt to go viral…in both sex transmitted diseases and people sharing their features on the site…but that doesn’t mean girls don’t see themselves when googling themselves…because I get hate mail from them, their team and photographers always…so to Paula Bulczynska…I am doing this to help support you….because I want to cuddle…so post me on your social media with excitement like you do with other sites…I need the traffic. Thanks in advance…for more than just your tit pics…

I don’t know who shot this or what it is for but it happened and it’s lovely…

Here’s another shoot of hers that came out yesterday – they are outtakes from some shit I was too lazy to google…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2016

Apr

Old Man Shoots Neighbor for Feeding Stray Cats in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

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Irish – FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Foul Mouthed Parott

Bus Loses Brakes…

Thugs Take Security Man’s Vest, Then Shoot His Neck

Police Old Lady Takedown

Crazy Man in Toronto Stabbing Random People…

Dog VS Dwarf….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I decided the best way to get a girl you don’t know very well to fuck you is to take her to the strip club. The logic is based on when I dated girls years ago, in an era before porn, where the strip club would get girls fucking horny when you buy her a lap dance and give her the first set of tits she can grab…while you watch.

Well, in an era of porn, hook-ups due to always being horny, and all girls having had at least one lesbian experience…the getting a tinder 20 year old you just met a lap dance…turns out to not make the girl you met horny, it just costs 200 dollars…

#noblowjob..

Here are some morning links…

Miranda Lambert and her Feet for the Foot Fetishists
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The Scarjo Robot is Amazing – at Least for Virgin Losers Who Can’t Get Real Girls…or AFFORD a REAl GIRL…
CLICK HERE

Aussie Man Reviewing People Taken Out by Bulls
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Jessica Simpson – Ass Eater
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini is Everything
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When Gender Euality Fails…
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Drone Transports a Chainsaw
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I am Still Laughing at this Pic
CLICK HERE

Melissa McCarthy in Leather Leggings is Porn to Someone….Someone Very Weird…But Someone
CLICK HERE

To Catch A Predator Prank Gone Wrong
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Whale Watching Boat Crashes Into a DOck
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Bees
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is watching the free TV channel on some TV someone gave your fat wife a few weeks ago…because watching how to quit sugar according to DR OZ is almost as exciting as watching ELLEN Dance, or staring at DR PHIL’s moustache is key to really understanding the fall of America…the vortex of hell we live…the reason we are obese, dying, braindead, medicated weirdos…it’s like porn quality without the penetration…making it just garbage…

The other nice thing about living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life is leaving the house and seeing all the women who are also living the housewife / homeless person / retired and/or unemployed on disability life and most look tired and sad and willing to let you massage their vaginas.

Life of the bored and the boring…

I know you don’t care what I have to say, or want I finger….so here are some some some links…you probably don’t care about…

Huge Monday Tits
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Courtney Stodden Channelling the Spirit of Michael Jackson is Amazing
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Dump Truck Crushes Passenger Car
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Justin Bieber’s Dreads are Hilarious
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Terrifying Brandi Glanville Upskirt
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Iggy Azaelea Horsback Riding Explains How She Taught Herself How to Take Dick
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Iggy Azaelea Owes the IRS 400k
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Drew Barrymore’s Getting a Divorce. No One Cares.
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez in Some Orange Outfit…
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Dancing Dog of the Day
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Girl Kills it with Selfie ARt
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Isabel Lahela in Instagram
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Sluts at the iHeartRadio Show
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Amanda Bynes is 30 and Doing Great
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Gwen Stefani’s Bra Outfit
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Charlize Theron Nipples
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Chris Christie Defends Himself on the Pouring a Small M&Ms bag Into a Large One
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Bella Hadid Swimsuit Slut
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Kesha Could have Got Out of Record Deal if She Didn’t Say Dr Luke Raped Her…
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Selena Gomez Hotness!
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Demi Lovato Lesbian Tits
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Keke Palmer See Through Dress
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Stupid Spark in Face Video
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Power Lines Short Circuit
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian is Terrifying
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Beyonce in a Leotard
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Tyga’s Bodyguard Getting Killed is As Hood as TYGA gets
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Kylie Jenner is a Cunt to Her Fans
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Emma Roberts in a Blue Sports Bra
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DR Strange Make-Up is So Gay
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nikki Sims Topless GIF
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Security VS Masturbating Cam Whore
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This Could be your Sister
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Public Pool Voyeur
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Junkie In Traffic Shows Balls
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Undressing Babe of the Day
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Great Fucking Tits
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Lexi Belle – Naked and Posing
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Apr

Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day

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About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant.

I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS.

I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity….

But No one fucking listens to me.

The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show…

But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up….

That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE

There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing…

Taylor Swift dressed slutty there…

But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ..

To see the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass on Snapchat of the Day

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There are two schools of feminist thought on Kylie Jenner and the Kardashians and their whoring.

Some feminists hate them and think they are using feminism as a cheap tactic to basically turn themselves into clickbait. “Dudes like sluts, be a slut, people will notice, call it empowerment”…

While other say that they are actually doing good for feminism, because in this patriarchy, a feminist must use the tool to empower herself, while nudity being one of those tools.

But based on their faces, their pictures, their content, their general brand and vibe…nothing they do is authentic…they are plastic, painted on, vapid and superficial bullshit…

Where even the 18 year old, who is rumored to be pregnant with her black boyfriend their wrote into the “reality” show…is a puppet to their money making egomaniac insanity…

But I’ll still look at her fat ass being spread or bend over into fuck position in a tight dress, even if that ass looks like it was made in their basement plastic surgery fat transplant studio and even if I’ve seen her in person and she looks like a 40 year old with random meat stapled to her face…because I’ve had sex with and even jerked off to weird shit…you see being online since 1995..coupled with being a creepy dirtbag…fully absorbed in this shit…has taken me to weird places…

That’s not to say I could jerk off to this. But I can watch her whoring…whatever the feminist spin, knowing she’s tainting the youth through sluttery. A good thing for those of you who like sluts…because the patriarchy will always win or some shit.

Here is the insane cover of Paper Magazine featuring the clown version of her…

I hate feeding into these idiots – but here’s the sister with the white babies – in a bikini K

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Apr

Kate Bosworth Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is everything….and I am not just saying that because she was a champion equestrian when she was 14. That would be perverted.

I am saying that because at 33, she’s maintained an amazing fit or skinny body…throughout the way she’s supposed to and it’s a nice change of pace in a world filled with fat chicks and plus sized chicks being celebrated…when skinny, doll faced and amazing is what I actual want to see…and she’s some married chick in her 30s which is so fucked up…until you realize she’s as good as she is…and she is good…just not at acting but who needs to be good at acting when you look like this…right.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2016

Apr

Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her…

I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot.

You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE…

I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring.

We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds….

None of this shit matters…

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

Apr

Mariah Carey Panties in Pantyhose of the Day

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Mariah Carey is marrying a billionaire, she’s probably worth well over 200 million dollar herself, making the billionaire think he’s not getting in with a gold digger, but rather a successful celebrity with the voice of an angel, who has gone out there and made it her own way, a way people probably forget involved being married to the head of her label….which in and of itself is gold digging…

Talent aside, her career fully based on prostitution.

So when she’s posting pics of her ass in panties on her instagram, like a classy billionaire’s wife, or a classy multi multi millionaire superstar probably shouldn’t, you have to remember how she got where she got with what she had…because lots of girls can sing, not all girls who can sing can become Mariah Carey…

Doesn’t matter, because I appreciate this kind of behavior, just a rich girl who thinks she’s looking good in a way girls normally pretend they don’t like being looked at…the up stair upskirt, something men everywhere are familiar with, I mean some of my favorite years were when I used to wait at the bottom of stairs at the mall just to follow girl in skirts upstairs, I was unemployed, it was my fitness…

What I am saying is that I am into this..

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW