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2016

09

Mar

Martha Hunt’s Ass Picture of the Day

Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..

Imagine fucking a bitch and being like “Marthaaaaaaaaa”….but I guess you wouldn’t have to say it because the sound of her gagging on your dick would sound the same….

Either way, she’s one of the last standing American models, it’s all been outsourced to the Eastern Europe..those whores come cheap…so give some American ass some love…be a patriarch…god bless America…ass that hasn’t fallen victim to the obesity crisis…

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2016

09

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Possibly “Real” Uncensored Nude of the Day

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Eariler today, I posted this BRUCE JENNER MASTURBATION VIDEO AS CAITLYN

Earlier this week, Kim Karadashian posted a censored version of this picture, because she’s an attention seeking fame whore, that wanted the world to see her post – baby body when properly designed by having a few ribs removed, in waist training, fat transfer, plastic surgery, while photoshopped to fucking shit…

Then she milked it by taking on the women who were calling her out for being a shameless whore that is a bad for the youth, since the youth are all starting to look like her…and all have the same weird body shape that she created through her surgery…and I don’t even know how these girls are getting these small wastes and huge asses…but it’s ugly bootleg and Lowgrade Kardashian regardless…

And now here’s the rumored uncensored version, that I am gong to assume is a fake even if it’s real, because this bitch is a plastic, fake, monster…and she’s milking it…

In more important news – Courtney Stodden did a spoof of the picture – because Kim Kardashian is a leader of the attention seeking whores…doesn’t she have a sex tape also? THAT’S RIGHT SHE DOES – HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THESE SEX TAPING WHORES

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2016

09

Mar

Alexandra Daddorio has No Ass of the Day

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Baywatch is the biggest thing being hyped in Hollywood right now because they know to have he paparazzi on set – girls in bikinis – for a generation of people who jerked off to the same characters 30 years ago – a no brainer which is conveniently produced by someone without a brain since this is the last thing we need as entertainment in a world of porn…and along with Zach Efron’s airbrushed abs thanks to steroids comes the bitches in the movie…like Alexandra Daddorio…

Alexandra Daddorio’s most fascinating trait is definitely not the fact that even when she’s bent over a little, her ass pretty much connects directly to her back, with little to know booty pop….it’s her tits…tits that will not be exploited in this movie like they were on True Detective, and that are probably the reason she’s even booked this shit…that she’s made disappear probably because she wanted to get fit for the movie, being in a bikini and all, when all people wanted to see was tit…and this isn’t tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Kelly Rohrbach, Sports Illustrated Model I named “Thank God She’s Not Charlotte McKinney”….because if Charlotte McKinney got this movie I’d be mad…is also in it..and her body saves the day…

TO SEE THE HOT ONE THAT LEO FUCKED NAMED CLICK HERE

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2016

09

Mar

Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day

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People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at….

Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many….

I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock…

She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck…

She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign…

A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Mar 9, 2016 at 3:15am PST

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2016

09

Mar

Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day

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I went to a beach a few years ago, all excited to see hot young girls in bikinis, which for a Canadian who never sees girls in bikinis, except in stupid photoshoots, because despite being immune or desensitized to girls in bikinis, I still like seeing girls in bikinis….

Turned out that a bunch of Muslim women turned up, and were swimming in full clothing…far less revealing than girls in bikinis…but far more erotic when you factor in how repressed and mysterious they are….

Here’s Jennifer Garner doing her best impression of that, far less hot, with her old mom face and bad ass….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini….self produced bikini…but still a bikini…

I wonder if people still care about her in a bikini….I mean she’s got a great, fit, fake tit body, but she’s still Nicole Scherzinger, a produce of late 90s shitty pop music, where a group of strippers left the strip club and got rich, a storyline anyone who gets lap dances from strippers hates, at least when it happens to their strippers, because they get an ego and don’t strip anymore, but I guess good to use as an example to seduce and manipulate young, impressionable girls into stripper..with a “you may become the next Pussy Cat Doll”….too..

In recent years, the best thing she’s done WAS BEING WASTED IN GREECE and now this…magic…that’s not that magical..

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2016

09

Mar

Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

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Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit..

Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Joins Instagram with Erotica of the Day

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Apparently, Dakota Fanning made a statement that she’d never join instagram…I didn’t research this fact because I don’t give a fuck about Dakota Fanning or her creepy Hollywood child star weirdness…

But she joined anyway @DakotaFanning ….

Because instagram followers determines whether you mater or not, whether you are hireable or not, whether you are relevant or not…so I guess she’s diving into this shit like she was an instagram model – since everyone is a fucking instagram model these days…

Here’s her pics, even though everyone knows snapchat is where the chances of her posting a pussy video are statistically more likely to happen….

Either way, everyone succumbs to this nonsense…technology always wins in the singularity…

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2016

09

Mar

Lea Seydoux for Some Magazine of the Day

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This is one of my favorite photoshoots in recent months and I know what you’re thinking…how is that possible? Why?

Let me explain, only because you all care about my analysis of art.

Yes, there is no spread asshole in these pictures, in fact that’s no real nudity either….

Yes, this is an era where all girls get naked all the fucking time, and they don’t even need to be Lea Seydoux, who is a french actress, who has great lesbian sex in films, which also means she’s been naked and does naked, it’s a cultural and career for her…I’m talking every single girl, even the Walmart worker with instagram dreams….doing cheesy badly shot, agreesively filtered bullshit…

Which is why I like this shoot….because it’s back to the old school snapshot photogrpahy or documentary photography…that even if is “staged” and posed still has some level of authenticity…like “hey we’re doing a shoot”…and it’s not some cheesy bitch, making cheesy model faces, for no fucking reason…

The photographer’s name is Alexandra Gordienko , she’s good…

How do you like that for ignorant art interpretation?

Posted in:Léa Seydoux|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Kills Animals of the Day

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Anja Rubik dialed into her Polish bear wrestling, small animal trapping for food under communist rule where everyone was left hungry and only the pretty members of the family were fed, killing off the ugly people in the family, creating some great models/hookers/sex workers….roots….

Ok, fine, maybe this isn’t Polish at all, maybe it’s just another example of assimilation into American culture, where in this photoshoot where she wore fur…fur from the endangered red and black zebra….like she was a Trump on some rich person African Safari adventure….

She’s a known titty model, who I guess is famous enough to not show here tits…and there’s no fun in that…but at least she’s tall.

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