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2016

01

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works.

How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing.

The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts…

Here’s some videos…

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2016

01

Mar

Farting Internet Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Public Masturbating…

Fireball Spotted over Scotland

Idiot Plays with Loaded Gun Near Head – Survives – but WTF

KIller Subway Worker Hunts Down Phone Thief

GIrl VS Frozen Pond

Awesome Driver of the Day

Tourists Groping a Lady Boy’s Breasts

Fed Ex Driver Survives Tornado

Interesting Accident at the Gas Station

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2016

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 16 in Facebook Jail

I had my first official need for facebook in the last 16 days of being banned on Facebook.

The last 16 days of being banned on facebook affected me zero. That’s the whole reason I am doing these Facebook Jail posts, it’s a joke, you see I’m laughing at how idiotic the internet and social media is…

But last night…a very hot girl sent me a message on facebook saying she wanted me to watch her cum, and I wasn’t able to respond to her…

I tried finding her on instagram…tinder…the fucking yellow pages…and nothing…

Just a message saying “why aren’t you answering me, I need you now”…

I have a feeling it’s Zuckerberg trolling me, that Mark is always so silly….

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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The Mystery of Salma’s Hayek Dog Murder Has Been Solved – RIP
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Britney Spears Demonstrates Double Penetration
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Fully Painted Feature Film…..
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I am a Bully – Here’s an Inspirational Anti Bullyng Campaign…
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10 Creepy Murder Houses
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Jessica Alba’s Tits…Hard Nippled
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The Evolution of Hip Hop….
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Ronnie Wood’s Wife is a Crazy Person
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When Australians Go Fishing
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In Case You Missed it Ariel Winter on her Smaller Tits
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Sam Smith is Gay
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Trains Screaming Like Trains…
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Big Tits Busting Out
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Kat Williams – New Arrest
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#Drumpf
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2016

29

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It turns out that I forgot that I was in facebook jail, I guess when you spend 2 weeks away from any addiction, no matter how lame that addiction may be, you develop new habits and realize that you don’t care what other people think, which you already know, but that you also don’t even care to tell them what you think because you care so little about them and their opinions…It’s like I don’t even fucking give an ounce of a fuck about you, so why engage in conversation with you, that hurt my carpal tunnel hand from all the years of sexting, it makes zero fucking sense…

I’m getting like any prisoner gets, scared of being let back out to the outside world. What will I do, where will I go, because like a cake in front of my wife, I’ll have no control in not posting, when I have the ability to post…

Distractions by the government never felt so good…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

THIGH GAPS!
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Jennifer Lawrence Shows Up Late
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Ariel Winter Adores Her Smaller Tits
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NFL Penis Slip of the Day
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Jaime King Monster
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John Oliver Takes on Trump
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Olivia Munn New Face
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Just as I Predicted – No One Watched the Oscars
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Would You Fuck Matt Damon’s Wife
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Jennifer Garner White T-Shirt
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Comedians Feed Pornstars their Lines
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Japanese Actors Audition for Star Wars
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100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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See Through of the Day
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Kendall Jenner See Through
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Abe Vigoda’s Left Out of Oscars….
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Jessica Alba Tits for Cosmo
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Lily Aldridge Leather Skirt
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Owl Cafe in Japan is Terrifying
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How Leap Year Works…
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Em Rat Cow in a Bra Isn’t Hot
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage!
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MMA Fighter Accidentally Hits Official
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Kid Doesn’t Understand Slip and Slide
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Josephine Skriver in a Bra
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Jessica Biel’s Butt Shot of the Day
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This Jessica Chastain Selfie is Weird
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Victoria’s Secret Models Together in Hollywood
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Miranda Kerr was at the Oscars in a Slutty Dress
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Suki Waterhouse Leopard Jacket
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Angry Elephant in India
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Courtney Love is EVERYTHING
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23 Year Old Man Poses as High Schooler
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Brie Larson Hugs Sex Assault
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Huge Tits!
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Busty Vanea Tits..
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Asian Stripper Tricks
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Naked Sky Dive
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KKK Members Stabbed…
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Russian Slutty Good Times
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Rough Sex
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Tessa FOwler Big Tits
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Katrina Law – Nude in a Tub
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Busty Girl Toying
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

29

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

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Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win…

This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else…

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2016

29

Feb

Olivia Munn X Men Ass of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the fucking worst and despite her series of plastic surgery and her hustle in Hollywood the last 5 years…and despite the successes her and her ego have had the last few years in movies…she will still be the equivalent of a cable access television host to me…She was the hot girl on G4TV, a defunct network, on a show called Attack of the Show, where she pandered to the nerds in the most accessible way ensuring a fan base…before mustering up the confidence to follow her dreams as a big hollywood star…in nerd movies for her nerd fans where she gets to show off her ass….despite being the fucking worst.

This is the kind of story that should have ended with “TV host can’t get work anywhere but on local television in Idaho”….not “she’s the hot pussy in X Men at 40 years old”….

Garbage.

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2016

29

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Cleavage for California Style of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst brought her cleavage to a magazine because Kirsten Dunst has great fucking cleavage and has for the length of her career that along with her snaggle tooth, was her trademark that I have jerked off to once…that I remember…back when celebrity Tits were a thing you could jerk off to without looking at them with disgust, distain and a deep rooted hatred for being the worst people ever…

I guess I don’t really hate on Kirsten Dunst, because throughout her career, she’s done that to herself enough and if anything we should be celebrating that she’s alive and showered…that’s huge for her.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2016

29

Feb

Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Camila Morrone is a slutty instagram model – and this is her slutty INSTAGRAM . She has a lot of fucking followers…which is probably due to having a lot of slutty photos. People love slutty pics…

It turns out that she’s more than just a slutty instagram model. She’s also the daughter of the women who married Al Pacino…

So she’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her…because I’m a stepfather and know these things….and why not…she’s half naked and you’ve already been trapped by her Argentine mother’s pussy, might as well get your money worth…

I guess she is taken seriously as a model…and gets work because why else would this magazine be doing this high quality shoot…I mean I am sure it’s got nothing to do with being in the extended family of one of the most iconic living actors alive…

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2016

29

Feb

Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Lorelle Rayner is a model that I think is from France, but who really fucking cares, she’s naked in some French men’s magazine that was once a porn magazine, before realizing that model will get naked for photographers like they are porn stars, as long as the shit is presented properly.

She makes me want to eat croissant, french fries, frogs legs, and pretty much all things french, including but not limited to her ass…hell I’d eat croissants, french fries and frogs legs out of her ass, up on some feeding tube, human centipede romance…because are you know France is so romantic…

She’s shot by David Bellemere, who is the best photographer of the times right now, and in one of the pics, you can see her labia..

Long gone are the armpit hair rockin’ french women but I fucking hope she’s hip enough to have bush…

Posted in:Lorelle Rayner

2016

29

Feb

Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others..

Posted in:Malin Akerman|SFW