I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl…
Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics….
Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked…
So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious…
She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right…
She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash!
Billboard Music Awards are the most bootleg and irrelevant music awards behind the America Music Awards, bother are Dick Clark Productions, because Dick Clark will never die, he will just be cloned and raised as Ryan Seacrest.
Unfortunately, I watched at least an hour of the award show, so you don’t have to, thanks to hanging out with girls who walk around their house in the skimpiest panties and crop top shirts because it is comfortable and they are all sluts who grew up on porn pretty much making the decisions on what we watch…and at 18…seeing The Weeknd and Drake on a Sunday is everything for them…I mean besides taking selfies and posting snapchats…
Who am I to get in the way of that, not that I was really watching anyway, I was more into staring at their pussy definition….
I’d like to thank TINDER and the fearless nature of 18 year olds due to the internet, and porn, for letting this happen.
That said…
I saw:
1- Celine Dion Cry becasue she’s an emotional and terrifying french Canadian…
2- Rihanna look like she’s on heavy fucking drugs and pregnant on her way to walmart…
3- Adele premiere a new video where she looked beautiful – or her prettiest because she found a way to look skinny..
4- Kesha looking like she ate Adele for dramatics…
5- Some really skinny bitch who wasn’t 11, but had the body of an 11 year old..
6- Gwen Stefani sing country since she’s been slurping on country.
7- Madonna thanking Prince for a Sinead O’Connor song….she couldn’t sing…I can’t even post the shit it was so bad…
8- A Lot of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato…too many people care about these people who are the worst…
9- That’s all I got…which is a lot…considering I fucking hate award shows…and I have no short term memory…and I was in a room with a young fat ass not wearing much..so I had better things going on…but in the defence of the billboard awards…shitting yourself in public from being drunk is better than the billboard awards….is better things to do…this event that isn’t eventful for an event that is marketed huge and that costs a fortune..in a world that is not that eventful…it’s all the same pop trash idiots who look the same singing songs that have already been done in a new format…turning everyone into distracted fucking robots…
10 – I missed Britney in her Underwear….
11- Lindsey Vonn Lookin’ Like one of Tiger’s Hookers…Because she was one…
12- Ciara was the host…
13- Arianna Grande is a Fucking Creep…
14 – Jessica Alba’s Mexican Skin Elasticity is Keeping her Hot as Fuck…
15- Kate Beckinsale is Everything….and I’m not even a virgin loser who watched underworld…
16- Mila Kunis is alright with a mouth she uses to make Kutcher Bust in her Face…
17 – That’s enough of this bullshit – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Canada does their May long weekend a week before American Memorial Day…so as I right this…I am missing out on at least one bikini on boat party, or bikini by the pool party, or bikini at a BBQ getting drunk going on…not because I had to “work” on the site, I don’t work…that’s why I have a blog…and not because I am too busy doing other important things…and not even because I don’t leave the house and hate everyone…but because no one invited me to their bikini parties…
I am just that kind of loser…the good news is that I can sit in the park and wait for bikinis I don’t know to come to me…it’s almost as good as being around bikinis you know..because of the excitement of trying to not creep them out while being a creepy scumbag who is creeping everyone who notices you out…with your hands down your pants drooling at the sight of half naked girls…
Here are some long weekend in Canada, no where else, stepLINKS in the morning…
I went out at lunch today and ended up next to a group of girl in leggings and crop top shirts, rockin’ Victoria’s Secret bags, fake tans…they were clearly mall shoppers with too much make-up….one was even doing her nails at the table, a touch up from the manicure she got from Viet ladies at the spa…they had great asses, round ass, fat asses….it looked like they went to the gym to only work on their asses and they probably did….one had fake tits, one had no tits and the fat one…who kept talking about black guys she fucks…was dressed like she wasn’t fat…
They were basic, middle of the road, average girls…in my era they would have been GAP shoppers, rockin’ their Khakis…..but thanks to the Kardashians…and I guess Jersey Shore…the GAP turned Ed Hardy Tribal Tattoo has turned into this….
I don’t interact with humans, but when I see the things I see in pop culture trickle down to these people…so many people…I realize why the Kardashians work…everyone is too into themselves to bother pointing and laughing and hating…instead they are like “she’s popular, must be doing something right’….
This isn’t a post about the Kardashians…it is a post about humanity…how we are all doomed…but at least perverts like me can stare at their asses….and if I was younger, I’d buy bottles in clubs and fuck them all…they look porny.
So my pledge to you this weekend is to go out there and find some mall shoppers…if not to fuck but to stare at…it’s the weirdest shit ever…
Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…
Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…
Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Canseco. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especially when Baseball groupie turned wives are strippers from the road…
This is some straight from the trailer park new money spoiled brat and she’s fucking perfect..
What isn’t perfect is that these pics which are AWESOME, and I hate all pics and photographers, they seem so cheesy…but these are done by PURIENNE one of the best pre-instagram nude photographers….
The problem is that these aren’t nudes, but are censored, photoshopped out nipples and pussy, when the shoot is for fucking PLAYBOY…
So PLAYBOY in doing this whole SFW bullshit, has decided to take as RISKY as they can implied nude pics…without showing nudity…when they are PLAYBOY….to generate ad dollars….but they’ll go 98 percent of the way there..
It’s just fucking stupid, ridiculous and silly..just own who you are, anyone who conforms for ad dollars is a fucking pushover, corporate puppet faggot.
We all know they are gonna go back to naked…we don’t need more instagram pics…that aren’t even as nude as instagram pics because people aren’t nipple removing assholes – not even VICTORIA’S SECRET!
Garbage – but this girl is great…and shouldn’t be censored…by the looks of this shoot – she looks like she was really ready to bring the penetration….and when a girl is ready for that – who are you to stop her mr Photographer man…
Rich kids…troubled or not…going hard for attention or a TV show because they already have money and don’t need to be doing this – is everything….
Selena Gomez has hard nipples and she wants you to see them…because that’s all part of her marketing strategy to get people to her show and to get people to think she’s hot or has sex appeal…
She tried the “I have been undergoing CHEMO ” thing, but I guess showing off the fake tits is a better approach…
This girl understands the media and will do anything to get seen, talked about or noticed, it’s the Disney way…and the funny thing is she’s not even that hot or talented, but she won’t let you think that, she has a high paid team to branwash us into thinking otherwise…
Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack…
Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple…
She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic…
