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2016

19

Apr

Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces…

I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy…

We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit..

We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here…

But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain…

I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends…

This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do.

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2016

19

Apr

Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day

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I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to..

It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it…

It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist…

But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day..

Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in.

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2016

19

Apr

Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day

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I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT…

I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs.

That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally…

My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life…

My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored…

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Here’s her ass flash…

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2016

19

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipple for Terry of the Day

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Bella Hadid pulled out the tranny face..for W Korea because I guess Korean’s like tranny faces on half white girls that have been rebuilt by a plastic surgeon like Bella Hadid…or maybe they are into the bootleg sister pretending to be a model…like her sister who is also pretending to be a model because modeling doesn’t require talent, everyone can be a model when they hire the right PR team with their parent’s money and are superficial, egotistical, vapid pieces of shit.

She’s garbage and these are Terry Richardson pics.

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SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PANTIES AS ATTENTION SEEKERS DO:

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2016

19

Apr

Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day

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The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits…

She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star…

I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits.

It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits…

Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie.

Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended.

Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits…

Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits…

No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature.

She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them..

She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”….

The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS….

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2016

19

Apr

Naked and Angry and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Yells at Mom for Leaving Baby in Car

Commentator Loses It…

Dude VS Cement Truck…

Woman on Hood of Car – Flips

DUDE SCALES BUILLDING THE SAVE DOG

NAKED man Mail Eater

Weird Trailer Flip…

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2016

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant…

I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed…

So last night, I decided I was time to produce a porn, I figured easier than producing a viral video that propels me to hollywood…but I didn’t have anyone to recruit to be in my porn…forcing for me to go on a hunt for pussy willing to be filmed doing porno things…

I learned a valuable lesson with the experience, one I should have filmed as that viral video to propel me into hollywood…and that valuable lesson was to not ask a girl if she wanted to show her “mommy parts” on camera for 25 dollars…it will make an already weird situation – weirder…

Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls Pulling on Clothes
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Dude Scales Highrise to Save a Dog
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Mariah Carey in Lingerie Making Brick Over Pizza
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Josephine Skriver Booty in Lace
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Old Man in a Sinking Car
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Hank Baskett on his Tranny Sex
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Jared Fogle Text Messages…are Bad.
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Taylor Swift’s Weird Lip Sync Edit
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Jodie Marsh Divorce Tits of the Day
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Bulldog Co Pilot
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Never Stop Watching Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Australia Video
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The Toronto Zoo Tiger Video is Ridiculous
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James Franco Thinks He is Van Gogh
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Nerf Fortress
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2016

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t follow your tinder match who you has never answered you into the Laundromat to ask her about why she never messaged you back…because it will creep her out, but not as much as following her home after she is visibly shook by the experience after learning that the internet is the home of weirdos and predators…even if you’re just trying to teach her a valuable lesson about internet creeps…and that is that they like sex in laundromats…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Tits..
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in a Bikini
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Jaden Smith – Ass Grabs His Hot Hipster GF
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Megan McKenna in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp and AMber Heard – Hilarious Video
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Jennifer Lawrence Tummy….
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Charlotte McKinney Legs in Shorts…
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Khloe Kardashian Ass Implant Fold
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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MMA Face Kick from Hell
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Bella Hadid Panties
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Rihanna and Leo at Coachella
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Jared Leto New Sex Partner is Halsey
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Gymnastic Coach Save
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Some Hot Chick Named Chloe in a BIkini
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Reporter Bloodied After Being Hit By Shrapnel
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Bikini Snow Party in Russia….
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Rihanna at Coachella…
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Jennifer Lawrence is Terribly Fucking Boring
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Ecuador Earthquake Footage
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21 People Who Got Back at their Exes
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Old Hags Who Still Coachella to Feel like they aren’t Old Hags – Spend 1000s on Lipo
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Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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The NAZI PUG
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Sad Chris Brown Talks About Beating Up Rihanna..
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Creepy Escalator Ride
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Demi Lovato and Fez
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Chinese Toddler Defends Grandmother with Lead Pipe
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Teri Hatcher Nude in a Movie
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Rosie Huntington LEGS and her Bald Boyfriend
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Some Madison Riley Slut Toples
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Reese Witherspoon’s Big Cleavage
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Ohio State Marching Band Half Time Show..
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Olivia Wilde – SEE THROUGH
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His Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard
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Pregnant Megan Fox of the Day
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Kim GArner Hot at Coachella
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Bo Derek is Terrifying
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Birth of a Nation Trailer
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Skinny Victoria Beckham
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Peyton Roi List is Everyone’s Favorite
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Bike Invention of the Day
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Terrorism and Mass Survillance…
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Michelle Lewin
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Kesha Made a Coachella Appearance..
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Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Humpback Whales in Hawaii…
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The Piss Video
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Heavy Chested Amateur
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Slut and her Toy
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Is she Amateur or Not?
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Someone Arrested for Jerking Off 3 Hours
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Bree Olson Started a Go Fund Me for Rehab
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Greek Tits of the Day
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Naked Babe at the Pool
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits in the Shower
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2016

18

Apr

Olivia Cockburn’s Bikini Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn is pregnant and wearing bikinis…because when your name is cockburn…but you call yourself wilde…you can assume she’s a whore who would get pregnant…from a guy she cold digs who is probably her husband…but I’d paternity test with her to make sure it’s not just one of the used condoms lost inside her while trying to climb the ladder unfurling….

We don’t like pregnant girls in bikinis, it is sensational, disgusting, some weird fucking fetish…pregnant women don’t have a glow, they are terrifying – except in the early months where you can’t get them pregnant because some other asshole did…but once they start showing…that glow is quickly the more subtle “biohazard sign”….

She calls herself Olivia Wilde and she’s in a see through…apparently…that’s what pregnant sluts wear…



TO SEE THE REST OF HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS

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2016

18

Apr

Coachella Round-Up of the Day

The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life.

It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit…

The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella.

I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses…

I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck…

BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play

Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”….

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BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN….

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Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be…

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Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music.

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Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model…

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While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”…

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And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire…

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Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public…

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How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science…

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Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary…

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Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago..

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Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money…

Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that…

Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll..

Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead.

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