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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams…

She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks.

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2016

Apr

Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current…

That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly…

So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media…

Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO…

This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense…

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid for Glamour Germany of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the Bootleg Hadid sister, with bootleg plastic surgery tits, in bootleg Glamour magazine for Bootleg Germany, because she’s Bootleg…at least in the grand scheme of things…but to a whole other group of rich kids, she and her sister are EVERYTHING…they are everything they would want to spend their dad’s money on…photoshoots with big photographers, attending all the big events, hanging with the big agencies who used to pimp your gold digging mother…you know idols to a generation of vapid and useless cunts…

I am not mad at the Hadids or their existence. It’s not like they tried to suicide bomb my local grocery store when I was hitting on single sad women buying 3 bananas…

I just think taking opportunity, all the opportunity in the world because you have a rich as fuck dad, and turning it into high school drop out who gets half naked in fashion magazines that only cast you because they like the instagram clicks they get on your page your team created for you in trying to make you the half arab Kardashians…is a fucking waste…

So when I look at an average looking, but skinny, girl like Bella Hadid celebrated for basically being the useless sister of a useless rich girl who is trendy….getting jobs for that reason alone…not all that hot…I just hope the world turns on them, leading to desperation, drug addiction, sex tapes, suicides, etc…because at least there will be more substance to what these girls do.

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2016

Apr

Drunk Woman Strips in Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman with No Underwear on In Intersection

Girl with Headphones On – Doesn’t Look Both Ways Behind Crossing the Tracks

Guy Accused of Touching a Girl on the Bus….Unleashes Pepper Spray

Shooting Range Fail…

Woman Hit with a Skateboard on Public Transit

Just a Man Catching Himself on Fire

Fucking with Mormons

Couple not Phased by Arm Robbery in a Bar

Dude in White Shirt Stabs a Guy who Was Mad He Peed on His Lawn

Little Kid Defending His Family from Inspectors…

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2016

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow for SELF Magazine of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect for SELF magazine, because this bitch is always talking about her self, she’s so fucking into herself, she’s even started a “lifestyle blog” about herself, because when you’re rich and spoiled, raised rich and connected in Hollywood….where everyone is all about themselves, it is pretty hard to not be about your self….

All these SELF and Shape magazines do the cheesiest, photoshopped, garbage shoots, so we can assume old, yet well fed and rested mom, because how could someone so into themselves not take care of themselves into their 40s, the cock and coke was more of a teens and 20s thing…

I am not into Gwyneth Paltrow, I never liked her in any of her movies, except Royal Tennenbaums, which I guess is when she peaked…but these pictures from a magazine you know she talked about herself, where there are probably some ridiculous quotes that I refuse to read is up there with being pure FICTION…..

As you all know, she’s the worst, but I’ll still post the sports bra…

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Trying to coordinate a CUM taste test with girls you meet in bars or off tinder is always a fail….that’s why you have to just bring a syringe filled with it to squirt into their drinks…it’s the new kind of roofies date rape…it’s the kind that she doesn’t get fucked up by, she doesn’t even know it happens, only you know…and in this social media of too much sharing, over sharing, living life for others approval…for that instagram pic…while some things, like this, you gotta keep to yourself…

I guess what I am saying is that everyone shares everything on the internet…and the only thing they don’t share is the things they are ashamed of, like their sexual predator, fetish, weirdness.

I know when everyone on my facebook has diarrhea, herpes, throws up…but I never know when they jerk off wearing their mom’s panties…

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Conan in a K-Pop Video is Terrifying
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Kirsten Dunst is Single
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The Guy Who Sleeps 5 Hours a Day
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Doctor Strange Trailer
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Josie Canseco Topless
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am trying to convince a girl to get butt plugs for ANAL training, but her main concern is the shit…because shit is gross

So in my anal training course, I suggest she stop eating for 48 hours before anal….or she can stop 24 hours before and have a series of enemas, because poo is gross…but she finds that too much work…and would rather wait until she’s constipated so that anal won’t get shit on a dick…but since I hate shit, I think that strategy is a game of chance, because as likely as it is for the shit to be compacted by the dick, it could be unleashed by the dick…leaving shit everywhere…ruining sheets…and dignity…and making a shit hater like me throw up…

Maybe the answer is to find a dude into shit…because when it comes to anal, you’re playing with fire, even if I’ve never had shit on my dick in all the years of anal that I’ve had…

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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Is Lohan Enganged?
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Skateboarding an Empty Waterpark
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Blake Lively on Set
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Jenna Dewan Huge Tits
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Most Racist Moment on a Gameshow
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Lizzy Cundy See Through
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Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra at the Airport
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes to Fuck
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Accidentally Catching a Gator Instead of a Fish
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You’ll Want to Fuck Camilla Luddington
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Ambrosio in TIght Pants
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Dora the Explorer Voice at an Event…
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Roxy Horner is Hot as Fuck
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Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive Thru
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Cat Breaks Lamp – Gets Electrocuted
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Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie
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Charlize Theron in WSJ
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Abigail Rathchford Milkshake Photoshoot
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Eliza Cummings Tits in Marie Claire Italy
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Tower Demolition Fail
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Inside Etch a Sketch
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Tests His Own Bullet Proof Vest While Wearing It..
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Some Model Named Belinda in Lingerie
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Game of Thrones Second Trailer
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Ciara’s Upper Thigh is Great
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Skanks Dine and Dash
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Sarah Underwood Sharing a Donut
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Star Wars Kid is Having Hard Times…
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90210 David is Megan Fox’s Baby Daddy
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xHAMSTER Blocks North Carolina
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Chloe Moretz Cameltoe
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Idiot Causes Crash…
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Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend / Fiance
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Adriana Lima Oiled Up
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David GEST has Died
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2016

Apr

Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

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How about a little bikini contest…

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice..

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Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this…..

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HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM:

AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR…

Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins…

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2016

Apr

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian for Chanel Erotica of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is boring….she can channel her inner Parisian hooker from the 20s all she wants…showing some hosiery with her shirt undone…like she’s just been paid to do some striptease…while she’s actually just been paid by a brand, probably 4-5 million dollars…to be their spokesperson thanks to having a strong team pushing her “celebrity”…aggressively to the ad agency, when the truth is she influences zero people on fashion, trends or anything, except maybe the freakish lesbian she’s dating…but that’s probably just because the Lesbian can’t K-Fed her with an accidental knock up – or Megan Fox her with an accidental knock up to establish a future together…their lesbian baby requires science labs and shit….

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2016

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day

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I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood…

I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was…

So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends…

But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS

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