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2016

27

Apr

Troian Bellisario Humping a Bench of the Day

Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those teen fuckers watch that shit, or did watch that shit before being more interested in the snapchat of the girls in the shit…rather than the shit the girls are in that makes you follow their snapchat in the first place…..a sign of the times…where celebrities only book TV shows for the solid pay day – but more importantly for the snapchat follows…

I don’t know who she is, how old she is, I am not wikipedia…but I do know she’s humping furniture in some magazine that reminds me of a horny nympho I used to know – who was alway grabbing at her pussy, rubbing it against things, just hony all the time, only never letting me up inside her…because girls hate me…even girls who fuck furniture instead of me…

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2016

27

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Crotch Shot…is the best song she’s ever sung…it’s better than any of the garbage on the radio that we’ve been polluted with despite never asking to listen to it..in what I would consider EAR rape…

This is the best performance she’s ever had, better than any Coachella headline….it’s the best dress she’s ever worn…despite her soft little belly you think she’d use her famous chick money to tone…it’s the best thing she’s ever done…except maybe film herself suck dick…but I haven’t got access to that content…so I’ll just stare at her paparazzi pussy.

Now I know this isn’t that good, but either is her music…so it remains her best work yet…

I mean other than THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES or THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES ….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

27

Apr

Sara Sampaio in Maxim of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is on the hustle.. the Portuguese model no one in Portugal has ever heard of…possibly because they are all busy fishing and too poor to own computers or Smart phones…or maybe she’s only made it in America as a Victoria’s Secret model who likes showing her tits outside of Victoria’s Secret but that’s all part of the Victoria’s Secret whoring of their girls because they basically have a tattoo on their foreheads…so that anything they do – always goes back to Victoria’s Secret…use other brands money to make you money..

I hate that these pictures are from Maxim because the old Maxim used to pay me for traffic, like all the big media companies used to do..and still do…from porn companies…to serve ads…it’s called CPCR…COST PER CLICK cheaper than Banners we Run….then Maxim turned around and started sending me takedown notices and legal threats..but not they are back, with better pictures and better models than the New Playboy…and I am almost into this skinny bitch, who owns being a skinny bitch posing…

They are typical pics, been done pics, but still good pics..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Elle Fanning Wants You to LIKE her Ass of the Day

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Recently turned 18 – Elle Fanning – wants you to like her ass on instagram…because posting butt shots on instagram is what the kids are doing and what the kids are all about…even the actors who have been acting their entire life..thanks to their sister who has also been acting her entire life…so much that she’s been Oscar nominated…that’s just the kind of hard working, or slave driving parents with a taste for money and fame and a love for what their genitals created do…

I can assume there is all kind of fucked up entitlement in her being rich, spoiled, coddled and forced into this world as the younger sister..

I can assume there is a level of narcissism and love for people celebrating them…by follows and comments and likes….and I can assume that the industry is so social media based she won’t get cast unless she’s active on the shit…and what better way to be active on the shit than to post slutty pics for attention…of ass….

I mean even the non famous girls are doing it and in love with themselves…manipulating all of us like the idiots we are…

In other younger sister of celebrity child stars – who are picking up where their sisters left off and are still working news….Elizabeth Olsen of Olsen Twin sister Fame…showed up to an event with her TITS….because where else were they supposed to go….

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2016

27

Apr

No Name Model Elizabeth Elam has Great Tits of the Day

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Her name is Elizabeth Elam she’s a model who is barely a model…at least in terms of fame, or me knowing her, or me following her, which is how I base relevance…since I follow EVERYONE…

But she’s got great tits, and great tits have taken average girls like Emily Rat Cow to the top, it’s safe to assume it’ll do the same for this Elizabeth Elam, except for the fact that so many girls have great tits and are showing them for free…marketed as a FEMINIST hustle…when really being anti feminist because they’ve made nudity a given instead of a treat…expected instead of celebrated….

The photographer’s name is Benjamin Skinas and She’s a great tits…

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2016

27

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz are so fucking weird. The virgin losers who fell in love with her in her spandex superhero outfit – despite being 14…because nerds just fucking love anything in spandex superhero outfit…even dudes…it’s just part of their psyche of being nerds who didn’t have friends pre-internet – where they could find likeminded nerds…forcing them to use their imagination and their comic books to stay entertained…something some of them still do for sex purposes thanks to social awkwardness…but more likely don’t have to do because they used their nerd brains to get nerd rich and rich gets all the pussy they could ever want – even when socially awkward…because hookers don’t care about the person behind the wallet they are fucking…

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2016

27

Apr

Camille Rowe and her Nipples of the Day

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These pictures of Camille Rowe from Vogue Spain from February 2016…I figure why not use them as an excuse to repost ALL THE VICTORIA’S SECRET MODELS IN THE RECENT VOGUE SPAIN …possibly but not necessarily including Camille Rowe….

Camille Rowe is a Victoria’s Secret model, thanks to being a a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…or maybe because it worked for her…getting her mainstream work…encouraging other sluts to get naked for fame….

I like her because she’s French…and French girls have anal on the first date…that doesn’t need to be a date…

Since shit is better than working a real job…and pays better…why not maximize it while you can…it also opens you up or puts you on the rich guy radar…where you want to be as a model…to maintain that life..

Camille Rowe wins.

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2016

27

Apr

EDITA VILKEVICIUTE FOR WSJ MAGAZINE OF THE DAY

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EDITA VILKEVICIUTE is in the Wall Street Journal magazine beach edition – and these are the pics…

Nothing sayis beach like Wall Street Journal….because thanks to Wall Street a lot of legal criminals who know the financial system have figured out how to fuck the general public by selling them a dream that they need to invest their money into their interest to earn a return…leading to many multi millionaires…living on the beachfront propperty….multi millionaires this EDITA from Lithuania who will never head back to Lithuania thanks to being a famous enough model to date these billionaires…who subscribe to Wall Street Journal…making this her “Backpages”…

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2016

27

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Slutty 18th Birthday of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Ryan Newman, but these pictures are all over the place, thanks to her shitty 18th birhtday PR stunt with shitty photoshoot…so I was forced to look her up.

Apparently, she just turned 18. I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

Young girls, especially those prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…plus they are vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them botox and fillers to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….I mean that and her tits…

She’s the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….

Either way, we can blame the hormones in the food, or we can thank them, who cares, she can do porn now…and for someone who has had her soul ripped out of her young, vapid and entitled, it’s a viable option if this acting thing doesn’t work…but first…comes the instagram whoring….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s better than Bella Thorne…

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2016

27

Apr