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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When “I can be your herpes baby” autocorrects to “I can be your hero baby” and you don’t tell her…

Here are some steplINKS…in the Morning…

PRINCE HAD AIDS!
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Elizabeth Banks in Costume
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Bottomless Bag Trick
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Kate Hudson is the Whore of the DAy
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THe Girls of Baywatch
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Snowbiking in Whistler
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420 in Golden Gate Park
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Trump Like Most People – Wants Lena Dunham the Defector – Out
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Russian Baseball Bat Brawl
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Amy Schumer is Disgusting
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Melting Jawbreaker
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Getting invited to a wake only to make by “shouldn’t it be called not a wake”…jokes doesn’t impress the daughter of the deceased…or the wife…in the event you were wondering…which you weren’t…no one cares what I say..

I got confirmation on Prince killing himself which was brought on by having full blown AIDS…but no one cares what I say…it’s a huge exclusive you know…but again no one cares…

I was out walking getting into my bikini body, only to be passed by three old fat men, who I couldn’t keep up with…realizing..I was pretty fucked…

But not as fucked as the girls I offer to payback their airfare on flights to Candaa I convince them to book for adventure and love..and internet fame I don’t actually have because no one reads my site…that I usually forget I invite… because too much noise, hard to keep track plus no one cares or reads the site.

Assholes.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Dakota Johnson’s Humping a Chair
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Elizabeth Olsen Cleavage…
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Shut UP Beyonce
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Bruce Springsteen Opens Show with Purple Rain
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Crazy Female Driver Crashes into 17 Cars
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Rita Ora Fucked Jay Z – Beyonce Sang About it and Called her Becky with Good Hair
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Leanne Rimes in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Black Students Beat Up White Girl
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Donald Trump Wants to Pack Lena Dunham and Sent Her Back to Canada.
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Huge Tits! Busting Out
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Emma Watson Legs
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Chinese Bus Driver Crashes
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How Vending Machines Work
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Moleskin Game of Thrones
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Alexa Chung is a Slut Fucking Skarsgard…
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Sara Bareilles – See Through…
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Charlotte McKinney Gets the 3rd Degree from David Spade
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Pam Anderson in the New Baywatch
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Masturbating Woman on the Bench
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Jessica Alba Pokies
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Kesha at the Airport
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Gay James Franco
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The Dumbest Video Ever – Hot Wheels on a Track
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Apple II Restauration…
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Diane Kruger Drunk on Tequila…with a Topless Joshua Jackson
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Maisie Williams Chose Game of Thrones Because She Needed a New Lap Top
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Hot and Random Sluts
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Sara Sampaio Cleavage
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Ted Cruz Lookalike Doing Porn is Terrifying…
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When HD Came Out on VHS
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High Stakes Dining – The Puffer Fish
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If Nate Diaz Doesn’t Fight Conor McGregor – He’s Going on Vaatioon
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A Selfie Bruce Springsteen
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Casting a Mushroom in Molten Aluminum…
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29 Most Searched Porn Stars in 2016
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Stella Maxwell in a Thong…
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Elizabeth Banks On Set…
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Jessica in the Shower
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Naked WOman Stoned and Burned to Death
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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LEsbians
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Anal Sex Fail..
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Eating Out the BAr Slut
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Some Chick in Leggings
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Amateur College Girl…
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2016

Apr

Bella Thorne Gone Topless of the Day

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It was bound to happen sooner than later…it happens to all these young girls who get a taste of celebrity or male attention. They are too young to really decipher or navigate it, even if they are likely 40 years old pretending to be some 18 year old slutty it girl…

Bella Thorne didn’t start out as an instagram star,she was what I think the “youngest” in a family that moved to LA from Florida to create child stars. Egotistical and lazy parents who
saw dollars signs in their offspring…she started out on some Disney level shit, that her PR team decided to maximize at 17, even though she was clearly not 17, to garner interest from the perverts who don’t want to be “That” perverted, so they choose almost 18 year olds to jerk off to…it’s not as bad…

Well, she got caught up in the pervert audience, it is direct immediate response to her already eager for attention, bratty ego…and she keeps going more and more aggressive…which I’m sure we all saw coming…or hoped would be coming…while you are cuming…because you gotta always reinvent your slut, otherwise it gets boring…”oh great, another gym pic”…and people give up on you…but you love that people are into you…

Well..here she is topless in thong…gateway to sex tape…response to controlling her own content…and the audience that is really into it…30 year old perverts like you

Not quite naked enough – but it will happen..

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2016

Apr

Ariel Winter Sloppy Leg Vagina Shot of the Day

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Is this an Ariel Winter vagina flash?

I just don’t really care to zoom in to see the labia, because I’m not into chubby girls, even rich chubby girls, even 18 year old chubby girls, because they represent an era of chubby girls, where skinny isn’t celebrated like it once was, because skinny requires work, and work is something these entitled cunts don’t like doing, when they can just put on leggings, stretch them out, and have dude who like thick girls thanks to rap videos, fuck them…because dudes will fuck anything..

There is nothing more disgusting than an 18 year old body that is anything but tight….seeing sloppy cellulite and no shape…is just a sign of the mess that is to come…not to mention the strain on the healthcare system…but ok..keep eating that fast food and sitting around watching screens…you lazy fucks…and keep saying how healthy you are…it is easier than hitting the gym…

I don’t hate Ariel Winter, I never watched Modern Family. I just hate what she represents and that is that every 18 year old I meet on tinder, then in clubs, is built to move furniture…rather than to ride dick…because that takes too much effort…and that’s not what being 18 is about..

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2016

Apr

Louise Mikkelsen for Vogue Spain by Purienne of the Day

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As a diabetic sugar addict I would argue that Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cherry danish, or really any danish…because I eat my sads…

But looking at her gives me sads that lead me to eating Danish, because I’m not rich enough to eat the right Danish, which is this Danish…

A model, may lack personality, may be vapid and superficial and lazy because everything has been handed to them all their life…but they don’t lack a willingness to get naked for magazines, including VOGUE SPAIN which I guess is doing nudity now that Playboy doens’t…

Put that name on the map, get seen…book Victoria’s Secret…find a billionaire…go on free trips to fun and luxurious places and make babies…

It’s been done with models before her, yet new tits like old tits, are still tits I want to see…

The photographer is Purienne, one of the best in nude models, probably ripped off by instagram over and over again…but still doing it up…and it’s good.

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2016

Apr

Joan Smalls Does INstagram of the Day

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Joan Smalls is actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because taking them down in a rape fetish scene would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…

Celebrated, richer than your Puerto Rican cleaning lady…being inappropriate on social media…I dig it..

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2016

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Topless for her Concert Tour of the Day

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Whenever I type “instagram” in my web browser, it automatically prompts Selena Gomez’s instagram….which is pretty fucking annoying, considering I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, but maybe it’s a deal she made with Google to help become the biggest account on instagram..because in the event you didn’t know…all the media you are exposed to is decided by GOOGLE or FACEBOOK and you are just puppets clicking on ads they are getting paid on…that’s why they are multi billion dollar properties…

That said, Selena Gomez child star dated Bieber, hangs out with Taylor Swift and has a lwo level understanding of song and dance, realizing that there is more money and fun in merchandise and concert tours…than being paid a shitty day rate to be on a shitty show…so she puts her money and energy into that…even though she’s not that good and not that hot…it’s just what all these attention seeking, overpaid, child stars who are rich and entitled need for their ego…a live audience cheering them on as they sing songs written by other people…

In promoting her upcoming, probably sold out, thanks to people being idiots tour…she posting toples spics and she also does a Big New Stage Reveal….no one cares about..but I guess it’s unboxing…for the rich and famous child sstar wearing lululemom pants…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 22, 2016 at 11:26am PDT

Look she also does Boomerang Dances

A video posted by Official Revival Tour (@revivaltour) on Apr 25, 2016 at 9:41am PDT

All really uninteresting, but I guess I’m not her target market of retard tween..

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2016

Apr

Rita Ora Finally Gets Into the New of the Day

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Rita Ora is some UK slut who has been passed around from DJs to Rappers to Kardashians to Famous Drummers to whoever the fuck else she’s been able to prostitute herself to in order to keep getting invited to the groupie parties…

She’s positioned herself as an “artist” with a Record deal, but I see her more of a sugar baby trying her best to use her tits and celebrity to get in bed with the right guys…all while robbing Rihanna of her Identity – in efforts to be the next Rihanna…but she’ll never be the next Rihanna…she’s been around too long and people don’t care enough about her to bother.

Now the story is that she’s the girl, or one of the girls Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with, who Beyonce has putt into her song, probably because Jay-Z signed Rita Ora as a TIDAL artist and this fake controversy gets people talking about them and their billion dollar or more project…yeah…that makes sense…

Seeing as the TIDAL PR stunt is called LEMONADE, it included an HBO special, and Rita wore lemons on a bra – days before that happened…planting the seed saying “IT WAS ME, YOU’LL FIND OUT SUNDAY”…to get people to talk about all these assholes, using the most basic of tactics to take your fucking money.

I think the fact that LEMONADE has 10 writers or more on the song would clearly open you morons to the fact that Beyonce isn’t a genius, or as the media describes “Making music for black women”>..she’s manipulating all you idiots..and this is just part of it..

I figure, Rita Ora’s people feel bad for her, so it makes sense to help get her get press instead of using some other girl…

The machine continues to trick all you simpletons….with nonsense..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

Apr

Twitch User Suspended for Showing Her Vagina of the Day

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Her instagram name is @lea__may …

She was once a TWITCH user…a platform I don’t fuck with because I don’t watch videogames or play videogames or watch people play videogames…not even hot chicks.. and if I did play videogames, I would not use twitch..not even for the pussy…I just can’t see it being a fetish…but then again, nerds fucking love hot chicks who have the same interests…it is nerd Spanish Fly…it is the nerd trap…and hot girls have milked how easy it is to exploit nerds…and I find that a whole level of bullying – the kind that turns nerds into rapists and pushes them further into their social awkwardness…

All this to say her TWITCH got deleted for 30 days because she flashed her pussy…and figured that’s enough of a reason to celebrate her and her most slutty instagram pics….

And in 30 days she’ll make 10 times the money..she die…VAGINA gets fame….She’s already done Playboy, so her famewhoring, vagina flashing, is all part of her marketing strategy…

So getting rich playing Videogames can happen.

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