2016
25
Apr
This isn’t a hot, busty, half naked of a more fit Jessica Simpson in her 30s, trying to give out boners like she was still the hottest pop tart with the biggest natural tits around…even though it should be…
I love mid-30 year old women, rich or not, fashion sweatshop brand owners who were once famous popstars thanks to her closet case Pastor father…or not…trying to hold onto, or at least maximize the remnants of their sex appeal for some hits..
This is about how fucking shitty this product placement ad is. It’s like Jessica Simpson herself photoshopped a shitty picture of herself into some weird Budget Rental Car ad…with shitty cars Jessica Simpson would never be caught dead in…thanking the brand for hooking her up…
When she could have just taken a pic of herself in a rental car, looking hot, tits out..instead of this bootleg, ghetto shit…shit that Budget rental car paid 100s of thousands of dollars for….maybe they could have thrown a 500 bucks to a photographer to get this done….in something that isn’t this..
It’s so bad – it’s amazing.
HERE’S THE COMMERCIAL
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE
GARBAGE…
Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Jessica Szohr is some garbage 30 something year old actress who you may or probably remember from Gossip Girl, you Autistic obsessive compulsive fucker who knows every girl on IMDB from low level to a-list…it’s a passions…she’s from Wisconsin, she was 2010’s People’s most beautiful people thanks to her publicist…and she’s friends with NINA DOBREV…
Nina Dobrev is a Canadian raised Bulgarian who is dating a dude named Scott Eastwood, son of Clint, rumored party animal creeper, who definitely fucks her up the ass…she’s also on a Vapire show..I’ve never seen….
Together they throw really lame looking pool parties for cheesy, uninteresting twats, who go to each other’s mansions and probably order sushi and all kids of goodies where they talk about boys and sing karaoke after one too many sangria’s…
Despite being in Hollywood, I highly doubt they are having lesbian coke fueled orgies, but then again, they are in Hollywood, have money and everyone loves lesbian coke fueled orgies…it’s all disney level PG cheesy on the surface, but when the phones are checked at the door…the weirdo actor behavior happens…which probably includes vagina puppetry..
Posted in:Jessica Szohr|Nina Dobrev|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Two Time Academy Award nominated 22 year old Saoirse Ronan was out braless, like some kind of sexually ambiguous, genderless, hipster who will not conform to the patriarchy with a bra…because I guess she’s into showing off her not very award winning tits..and not even because they are small, I love small tits, but because they look deflated, much like my soul after spending 14 years writing about actor and model tits…because the reality is that their tits are the most substantial thing they have going for them, the rest of the content they are part of is just relatable, watered down garbage for people to distract themselves with, while their tits, especially in Saorise’s case..are something real…which is Saoirse’s case…is too bad…but they do bring up an important thought provoking question ad that is how can an A Cup on a 22 year old look deflated and saggy……I don’t have the answers just the pic.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Saoirse Ronan|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Jessica Alba about to go public and not in the way you’d probably like her to go public, you know with sex on video for all you weird Alba fans to masturbate to, despite her being a mom of two, something that usually makes vagina’s something you don’t really want to watch have sex, unless you’re me, and into seeing everyone have sex…
She’s about to go public with her company she pretends to have a big part of, but that she’s just a logo for, it helps sell overrated product to moms who remember when Alba was the hottest half Mexican before letting a half black guy ejaculate in her….something that I guess worked out well for him, because they are about to be billionaires…not that they weren’t already rich enough, living the permanent vacation life, because let’s face it…some people are just better than others…something the Albas are well aware of.
TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Hard faced hungarian…Eniko Mihalik…who is no stranger to modeling topless, and despite looking a bit like a dude, has some decent tits, that are worth staring at, because that’s what tits are made for…just ask any dude…and really, any girl who isn’t bitter about her tits being stared at, who knows that she stares at tits any time she has the chance too…from gym lockerroom, to with her freinds getting ready to party…if she pretends she doesn’t stare at tits…or that it’s any less creepy than when guys stare at tits…she’s a fucking man hater, non equal opportunity pervert…
Which brings up an interesting point about these politically correct people who want equality for all people and genders…unless you’re someone who doesn’t agree with their politically correct equality ideas…in which case they will single you out and call you a pervert, asshole, bigot…which is not very inclusive at all…if anything…one could call that fascist..that you’ll only like me if I have the same ideals as you…despite your ideals being accepting everyone…except people who don’t have the same ideals as you..
Not that that has anything to do with average at best pics of this model who has been naked hundreds of times before, and not just when she fucks or showers, but for her “work”…that isn’t actually work..but that still pays her a lot of money her tits probably don’t deserve…but you can still stare at them..it’s all part of her objectifying herself.
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Early today, just a few minutes ago, Bar Refaeli posted this picture of her ass…in a bikini…clearly an archive photo because based on the reflection in the mirror the out of wedlock impregnated model – who has since got married in a shotgun wedding at least according to Christian standards, standards that don’t apply to her because she’s a jewish.
She’s more the one piece, snowsuit wearing level of pregnant than this, but I guess it’s nice to reminisce, like a grandma showing you bikini pics you’d almost jerk off to, if it wasn’t your grandma, seeing as she looks ZERO like that anymore…another life..
I guess her pregnancy is making her feel insecure about herself, getting all fat and disgusting as pregnancy does, craving some male attention, along with weird foods as she packs on the pounds, something not foreign to this big girl…but the good news for her is that pile of money she sits on after years of fucking radnom rich and famous people – lading her “A List Model” status….for a limited time, but it happened.
Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Ariel Winter is a fat girl, but the problem is that fat girls are no longer seen as fat girls, unless they are really fucking fat and even when they are really fucking fat they can land a modeling deal…
So all you American fat people, surrounded by real fat people, in a world where people are all fucking fat…myself included….thanks to bad food, processed food, sugar filled foods…and sitting on computers all day…probably don’t find her fat..and will look at this Ariel Winter and love the fact that she’s in a bikini top and still has reshaped tits she calls the breast reduction…flashing ass like a little attention seeker, because that’s what actors are, attention seekers…especially when forced into it at a young age…on a hit show…
But I see an 18 year old, who by 30, will be a fucking monster, thanks to metabolisms slowing down…
The only thing about Ariel Winter is that she was the girl on a really popular sitcom who hit puberty young, possibly due to traumatic childhood as research has shown, only to pop up on the perv forums because clearly dudes would stare at her 14 year old tits, tits she got reduced, reshaped, recycled…I’ve never seen the show, but I’m disappointed in humanity for sexualizing young girls….especially chubby ones…
That said, I believe in fitness and in our pop culture leaders not being relatable, but rather being good…unfortunately, producers are scared to tell a bitch she’s fat..but I’m not…the only problem is…no one listens to me….
Look at that toned stomach…made with baked goods and fried foods…
Here’s more!
THIS IS FROM THE SECOND WEEK COACHELLA – ALL THE PICS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
INCLUDING SOPHIE SIMMONS – GENE SIMMONS DAUGTHER AND HER ASPIRING INSTAGRAM MODEL TITS
Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Kim Kardashian went to Dave Grutman’s wedding, you probably don’t know who Dave Grutman is if you’re not from Miami, but he owns or has owned or promoted and has promoted every major club there for the last 15 years…or longer…nothing wrong with that…he’s a nice dude with a good hustle going on…I mean someone has to pay the DJs their 100,000 dollars a night, and Miami is the place to do it…and I guess in being in Miami, and not a club owner in some small town, he knows a ton of fucking people, rich and famous people, and unfortunately one of them is Kim Kardashian, who decided to document his wedding and his guests including but not limited to Kim Kardashians tits…with people like Mel B, Elle Macpherson, Shanina Shaik and other party people..
Obviously, Kim Kardashian made it about herself, or her tits, even though she featured all these other people on her instagram, which in case you didn’t know, big brands pay lots of money for, I mean Kanye even married her for the instagram plugs.
It’s all so silly, she’s so old, yet people, myself included, still talk about her tits, but in my defence I am fascinated by the fact that a rich girl would turn to porn and that porn would lead to this and that this would lead to that and that means so much longevity. Porn girls are usually dead by 30, from drugs, finding Jesus…but this soulless monster keeps going…
I guess the good thing about this is that she’s trying to make “art”…or concept, all black and white…and close crops…but I still think she should direct her sister’s sex tapes…but instead she’s going to club weddings with he huge pretty exposed trying to steal from the wife tits..
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW
2016
25
Apr
Breast Groper on the Bus
Squeegee Woman Moons Car
Classy Denny’s Server has Fight
Jerking off on a German Highway
Weirdest Bride and Groom Entrance Ever
People Steal Water from a LOndon Marathon Drink Station
Food Fight at Chinese Restaurant
Young Kids Had Gun in Shorts…
3 Year Old Does Donuts
Turkish police make people they catch do squats…
Worst Sex Machine Ever
