DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2016

25

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Early today, just a few minutes ago, Bar Refaeli posted this picture of her ass…in a bikini…clearly an archive photo because based on the reflection in the mirror the out of wedlock impregnated model – who has since got married in a shotgun wedding at least according to Christian standards, standards that don’t apply to her because she’s a jewish.

She’s more the one piece, snowsuit wearing level of pregnant than this, but I guess it’s nice to reminisce, like a grandma showing you bikini pics you’d almost jerk off to, if it wasn’t your grandma, seeing as she looks ZERO like that anymore…another life..

I guess her pregnancy is making her feel insecure about herself, getting all fat and disgusting as pregnancy does, craving some male attention, along with weird foods as she packs on the pounds, something not foreign to this big girl…but the good news for her is that pile of money she sits on after years of fucking radnom rich and famous people – lading her “A List Model” status….for a limited time, but it happened.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Ariel Winter is a Fat Girl in a Little Bikini Top of the DAY

No Comments »

Ariel Winter is a fat girl, but the problem is that fat girls are no longer seen as fat girls, unless they are really fucking fat and even when they are really fucking fat they can land a modeling deal…

So all you American fat people, surrounded by real fat people, in a world where people are all fucking fat…myself included….thanks to bad food, processed food, sugar filled foods…and sitting on computers all day…probably don’t find her fat..and will look at this Ariel Winter and love the fact that she’s in a bikini top and still has reshaped tits she calls the breast reduction…flashing ass like a little attention seeker, because that’s what actors are, attention seekers…especially when forced into it at a young age…on a hit show…

But I see an 18 year old, who by 30, will be a fucking monster, thanks to metabolisms slowing down…

The only thing about Ariel Winter is that she was the girl on a really popular sitcom who hit puberty young, possibly due to traumatic childhood as research has shown, only to pop up on the perv forums because clearly dudes would stare at her 14 year old tits, tits she got reduced, reshaped, recycled…I’ve never seen the show, but I’m disappointed in humanity for sexualizing young girls….especially chubby ones…

That said, I believe in fitness and in our pop culture leaders not being relatable, but rather being good…unfortunately, producers are scared to tell a bitch she’s fat..but I’m not…the only problem is…no one listens to me….

Look at that toned stomach…made with baked goods and fried foods…

Here’s more!

THIS IS FROM THE SECOND WEEK COACHELLA – ALL THE PICS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

INCLUDING SOPHIE SIMMONS – GENE SIMMONS DAUGTHER AND HER ASPIRING INSTAGRAM MODEL TITS

HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Kim Kardashian Went to a Party and These are her Social Media Pics of the Day

No Comments »

Kim Kardashian went to Dave Grutman’s wedding, you probably don’t know who Dave Grutman is if you’re not from Miami, but he owns or has owned or promoted and has promoted every major club there for the last 15 years…or longer…nothing wrong with that…he’s a nice dude with a good hustle going on…I mean someone has to pay the DJs their 100,000 dollars a night, and Miami is the place to do it…and I guess in being in Miami, and not a club owner in some small town, he knows a ton of fucking people, rich and famous people, and unfortunately one of them is Kim Kardashian, who decided to document his wedding and his guests including but not limited to Kim Kardashians tits…with people like Mel B, Elle Macpherson, Shanina Shaik and other party people..

Obviously, Kim Kardashian made it about herself, or her tits, even though she featured all these other people on her instagram, which in case you didn’t know, big brands pay lots of money for, I mean Kanye even married her for the instagram plugs.

It’s all so silly, she’s so old, yet people, myself included, still talk about her tits, but in my defence I am fascinated by the fact that a rich girl would turn to porn and that porn would lead to this and that this would lead to that and that means so much longevity. Porn girls are usually dead by 30, from drugs, finding Jesus…but this soulless monster keeps going…

I guess the good thing about this is that she’s trying to make “art”…or concept, all black and white…and close crops…but I still think she should direct her sister’s sex tapes…but instead she’s going to club weddings with he huge pretty exposed trying to steal from the wife tits..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

25

Apr

Woman Strips Naked at the End of a Police Chase and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Breast Groper on the Bus

Squeegee Woman Moons Car

Classy Denny’s Server has Fight

Jerking off on a German Highway

Weirdest Bride and Groom Entrance Ever

People Steal Water from a LOndon Marathon Drink Station

Food Fight at Chinese Restaurant

Young Kids Had Gun in Shorts…

3 Year Old Does Donuts

Turkish police make people they catch do squats…

Worst Sex Machine Ever

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I am glad that people have collectively moved on from missing Prince, you know mourning deaths last a solid 48 hours, but unfortunately they have moved in two very distinct directions, Beyonce releasing an album we call an ad for her husbands streaming app….and Game of Thrones…both terrible, yet a reminder how stupid people are, how lazy people are, how we should all delete social media and go back to what’s important…grabbing girl’s asses in public…like it used to be…in the good old days…

Idiots everywhere – Here are some stepLINKS..

Sweaty Workout…
CLICK HERE

Kim K Attention Seeking
CLICK HERE

Sara Underwood Tits
CLICK HERE

The Grudge – VS The Ring
CLICK HERE

Riding Waves on a Cardboard Surfboard
CLICK HERE

Laptop Theft of the DAy
CLICK HERE

Joanna Krupa Slutty on Instagram
CLICK HERE

The Worst 3 Point Turn Ever
CLICK HERE

Fame Whores in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Thigh High Socks
CLICK HERE

James Franco is a Little Gay
CLICK HERE

Being Black in India
CLICK HERE

Gloves that Translate Sign Language into Speech
CLICK HERE

The Huntsman Flopped
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Apr

stepLINKs of the Day

No Comments »

Is it me – or do you think the full moon and passover have anything to do with the death of Prince…#illuminati…the Jewish Sacrifice…

Is it me – or are Prince’s fans as pretentious as Prince was…talking about his gender fluidity, and artistry, when he was a commodity and all that bullshit…

Is it me – is it interesting that no one got mad at Prince for exploiting an actual human indignity by calling himself a Slave, writing it on his face, while being worth 300 Million dollars…

Is it me – or will everyone forget this by tonight, when it’s selfie time…

Is it me – or is it weird people get so mad when celebrities die, despite how much content they occupy in the media, not that many deaths actually happen.

Is it me – or should I be focusing on vagina…

Is it me – or is Facebook trying to police me….or are they trying to raise me…

I apologize for being cruel and insensitive…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the Weekend…

Hot Short Shorts
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner and Black Chyna have Fucked Up Plastic Surgery Face….
CLICK HERE

Ireland Baldwin Hot Sheer Outfit..Kind Of…
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey Nipple Pasties!!
CLICK HERE

PHOEBE PRICE IS A GODDESS!!
CLICK HERE

The People VS Prince
CLICK HERE

Gwyneth Paltrow Slutty in a Sweater….
CLICK HERE

The Famous WOmen that Prince Banged!
CLICK HERE

Ben Affleck Sucking Vape…
CLICK HERE

Kate Bosworth Old But Amazing
CLICK HERE

Driving Her Car into a Flood
CLICK HERE

Dog Sounds Exactly Like DMX
CLICK HERE

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Shopping
CLICK HERE

How to Load an M1
CLICK HERE

Man Behind your Favorite Movie Sounds
CLICK HERE

Elsa Hosk Showing Boobs
CLICK HERE

Ashley James Legs
CLICK HERE

Hot Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Slut in a THONG…
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Tight Pants
CLICK HERE

Iron Man Plays Around with Eiffel Tower
CLICK HERE

Bianca Blanco….Tight Pants..
CLICK HERE

Kristen Bell – Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Yoga Chick Practicing Yoga Slams Down…
CLICK HERE

Gwyneth Paltrow and James Corden…
CLICK HERE

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress…
CLICK HERE

37 Pornstars To Follow on Snapchat…
CLICK HERE

Bad Lip Reading the Debate…
CLICK HERE

Nicole Murphy Lace Cleavage…
CLICK HERE

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs
CLICK HERE

Sienna Miller Red Dress…
CLICK HERE

Joanna Krupa Naked for Instagram…
CLICK HERE

Hot GIrls Bending…
CLICK HERE

Whiskey Glass of the Day
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

Dirty Blondes…
CLICK HERE

Finger Banging Tinder Date
CLICK HERE

GREEK WHORE ASS
CLICK HERE

Britta and her Tits…
CLICK HERE

Leanne Crow Big Tits..
CLICK HERE

MADISON STRIPPIN’
CLICK HERE

Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Big Tits…
CLICK HERE

Skank Fighting…
CLICK HERE

Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

BUY THE VAGINA SHIRT I DESIGNED CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Apr

Mariah Pasties Carry Her Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Mariah pasties carry her marrying a billionaire tits because she’s a sloppy sugar baby…I don’t care how big her personality is, or how much money she has, or how successful she is, or how famous she is, or many dudes have been in her or want to be in her, or how many dudes have K.Fed her…

She’ll always be a sugar baby…whether it’s the head of Sony or the head of Hollywood..billionaires are her thing..and she can be as sloppy as she wants…tits out…I dig it..

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Margot Robbie is a Big Deal in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Margot Robbie is not just a big deal. Getting cast in everything like some kind of Australian who tricked America using Australian tactics like getting drunk and Sucking dick, since Australians are a good time…

Margot Robbie is also a big girl….

I’ve been calling her out for being chubby for a while, people hate on me because she’s the hot chick who broke through in Wolf of Wall Street, that everyone got all excited about….now she’s in Suicide Squad and Tarzan which makes sense because dude lived in the jungle and prior to her was fucking wild animals….and whatever else she’s cashing in on…

It makes zero sense to me, acting is a scam…but her rocking this bikini is a bigger scam…or maybe it’s just big…BIG….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

22

Apr

Top 7 Models on Porngatherer of the Day

No Comments »

Show NSFW Content

Porngather Does the Porn Gathering for You…

We live in a world of too much bullshit. Too much noise. Too many social media accounts. Too many people to follow. Too many stupid mindless videos to watch. Too many live broadcasts of people we don’t care about…it’s enough to create fucking panic…

One thing we never have too much of is porn, because we are perverts and we like watching girls naked and slutty exhibitionists…it’s something ingrained into our core…

The problem is that as porn got more popular and mainstream, and the internet got more popular and mainstream…all these random companies started putting out more and more content, and girls started coming out of the woodwork calling themselves pornstars because they banged once on camera for 500 dollars…and the whole thing got and busy, confusing, and uninspiring as everything else online…it was almost impossible to navigate, to dig, to find good quality smut…

But like everything, we can now outsource our porn searching…by using sites like PORNGATHERER , who goes out and finds the good stuff…so you didn’t have to….

I don’t watch porn, I don’t like the way it objectifies women, but if I did, I would use a service like this, but then again I am a busy man – sitting around doing nothing all day – in need of personal assistants to do everything, from finding me the porn like PORNGATHER …now I just need to go find someone to jerk me off so I don’t have to…

Living the life of LUXURY…

So PORNGATHERER has a list of models – this is the Top 10….I don’t know anything about :

1- Lucy Li

2- Amy Lee Summers

3- Alexis Texas

4- Elle Georgia

5- Faye Reagan

6- Riley Reid

7- Madison Ivy

FOR MORE CLICK HERE

THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PORN GALLERIES

So……get on it.

Posted in:Ad|Features|NSFW

2016

22

Apr

Demi Lovato Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Lovato is some lesbian who dates some gay dude who fucked every girl…and she’s also chubby, but the annoying kind of chubby, who pretends she’s some eating disorder survivor, who has said fuck you to the industry now that she’s rich and has the established fan base to do that…allowing her to post pics of her not wearing make-up, like that’s empowering to girls….and now wearing bikinis…while eating whatever she wants..

I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW