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2016

15

Apr

Bai Ling Nipples of the Day

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Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her.

I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them…

These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be.

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2016

15

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

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I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism…

No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath.

That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs….

I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it…

Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID….

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day

Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits…

The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves…

But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella.

Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram.

So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough.

I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great.

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2016

15

Apr

Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day

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CINEMACON AWARDS sounds like some nerd shit…nerd shit that is probably part of the reason she’s living the good life…

Not only married a pretty boy rich actor who was smart enough to link up with nerds and give them the money needed to create their ideas at the right time – making him a billionaire…you know exploit those fucks without really exploiting them because your celebrity co-sign makes them rich too….

But because a lot of her fans are just weirdo nerds who lust after girls they grew up jerking off to as the voice of the Family Guy or the 14 year old on That 70s Show…who married and got knocked up by her co-star after getting AIDS from Macauley Culkin…because clearly she’s a damaged Russian immigrant…confused about how things work…but totally fucking marketable, especially now that she has tits.

I am not hating on Mila Kunis and her Milk filled tits. She’s hot. She’s not offensive. I don’t care that she married and got knocked up by one of the most annoying faces to ever be on TV or Twitter…I don’t care that she’s living the billionaire celebrity life and is probably a spoiled brat cunt…I don’t care that she gets cast in a lot of movies as the love interest…or the HOT chick….because that’ll come to an end soon enough…and they gotta cast someone…and I don’t care about her life, her job, anything about her…because she doesn’t care about me…

Not once has she reached out, sent me an email, asked how I am doing, asked what I was wearing, sent me a pic of her panties, taken me out to dinner, paid my rent because you know she can afford it, or offered to breast feed me…

In 14 years of doing this blog shit, she’s never sent me one Christmas card, invited me on one trip, asked me to go to a museum or grocery shopping with her….

She never thanked me for ripping into Ashton’s ex-wife Demi Moore for being the monster she is and worst of all…she never got me a gift basket…

Where’s my fucking GIFT BASKET Mila Kunis…

No…your tits don’t count…ok fine…I’ll accept them as my own…you haggard old cunt.

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2016

15

Apr

11 am in Minneapolis and Other Videos of the Day

Little Kids in Brazil Kill a Store Clerk…

70 Year Old Gets Suckerpunched by Kids..

Turkish Psychologist at the Mall…

Chinese Couple Caught Cheating of the Day

Cha Cha the Chimp Video Upsets Me…

India TV Interview Win…

Interesting Final Destination Accident in India

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2016

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s great challenges is not figuring out how to get followers, views to make the millions so that you can be like everyone else…

It’s convincing a girl you just met that you’re in love so that she doesn’t make you wear a condom…

Jokes…girls don’t use condoms anymore…they may pretend they do…but they don’t..

I guess the real challenge is getting actual nudes, not snapchat nudes…in some ways, girls are more liberal with pussy pics, it’s mainstream..on the other, I disgust them, don’t turn them on, and they fear I’ll post them on the internet like I care about giving you reader my hard work….not to mention I turn them off because I get bored in the process and start sending them pics of yeast infections saying “Is this why you don’t want me to see your pussy”..

Life. So complicated. I now understand that Avril Lavigne song. She’s so deep…

Here are some morning FRIDAY COACHELLA MORNING links…

Cooking Hot Dogs in Condoms…
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This Escaped Chimp in Japan Video – Upsets me
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Slutty Girls Take Selfies
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How to Remove a Squatter from your Home
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Volvo Truck Insanity – It’s Just Missing Van Damme
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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Tiger Nap Time
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Eva Mendes is Making Babies – That’s What Mexicans Do
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Sean Penn is Fucking Minka Kelly or Something
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Blac Chiny is Disgusting
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If you Didn’t Watch This Marie Osmond Video Yesterday – Watch It
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Girls in Bed
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2016

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day is sticking my dick out of my mail slot…and waiting for the mailman – I’m not a faggot – but who is a hot lady – NOT THE MOST PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF VAGINA – but I’m married to a fat chick and anything is better than that….

Either way, I stick my dick out the mail slot, waiting for her to come bring me the mail…thinking it will end up in a glory hole for the whole building / neighborhood to watch…a hot porn ending with loads on her face…but every time I try to do it, my dick is too small and doesn’t sick out the door, and every time I remember to do it, are days I don’t have mail, and bitch just walks by and waves at me watching her like a creep…

I don’t know much, but one thing I do know is that I have a terrible time trying to get pretty much anything done…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras Have Nipples…
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Marie Osmond’s New Music Video is Insane
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Edita in White Lingerie…
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Ashley Tisdale – Pasties…
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Robert Deniro is an Anti VaXer
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Kylie Jenner Fat Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Coachella…
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Christina Applegate at an Event with Cleavage
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Climbing the World’s Tallest Church
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Sara Sampaio in Tight White Jeans
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Real Big Tits of the DAy
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Couple Ignores Armed Robbery Because They are So Into Themselves…
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Blake Lively is Probably Knocked Up…
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Minka Kelly Big at an Event with Cleavage
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Volvo Truck Pulls 750 Tonnes…
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples…
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The Emma Stone Ass
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Faster Than a Smell of a Fart
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Babes and BBQ
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event in a Tight Dress
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Don’t Fuck with Grandma
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The Northernmost Town on Earth
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Busty Fame Whore Yawning Hard..
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Ben Affleck is Directing Batman Movie He Wrote…
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Shay Mitchell at an event with Cleavage
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Man with Bionic Penis – Finally Has Sex….
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Kobe Bryant Scores 60 Points in his Final Game
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Tiger is Ready for a Nap
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2 Dudes and Their RC Place
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Kelly Clarkson Had Another Kid and it Wasn’t a Chocolate Cake…
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Holly Peers Hot TOpless Shoot
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Katy Perry in Leather…
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50 Girls in Lingerie
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Johnny Manziel is Hard to Kill
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Gold Painted Bitch for Maxim Russia
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Random Tumblr Porn
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A Couple Girls Taking a Piss in Public LOL….BEST VIDEO EVER.
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College Parties are the Best
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Some Slut Zelda Gets Naked…
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Melena in the Grass
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Twerker and an Insane Ass
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Distracted Girl Crushed…
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2016

14

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day

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I used to sext a girl who wanted to get breast implants because her tits stopped developing when she was 12, apparently it’s called “TUBULAR” Breasts or something, it’s a thing….

I was still more than happy to stare at her tits in videos of her inserting things in her ass….she was 20…I was in my 40s…I mean…how could I hate that gold…

I love tits of all sizes, and levels of developed, so long as the host body is 18 years and older…I just don’t really think its all that hot…and I would generally focus on other body parts….like HER OVER DEVELOPED AND HUNGRY VAGINA

So if I was the parents of Chloe Grace Moretz trying to whore her, I’d probably get her breast implants as a surprise, telling her we were going to Disneyland or some shit, only to pull up at the doctor’s office where they quickly put her under….you know like Lohan’s parents who whored her out…

But the reality is her fans are actually mad she’s 18, they wanted her 14 and in Spandex so these tits are actually a tribute to that…retain that pervert predator fanbase…they probably even took hormones to make this weirdness happen…

What it comes down to is that all tits are tits.

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

14

Apr

Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

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I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work.

They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser…

I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit…

At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life…

Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus.

The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

14

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense…

But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits…

Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird.

I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times.

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