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2016

01

Apr

Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do…

She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter…

Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die…

I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context.

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2016

01

Apr

Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now on some Netflix produced show where she plays some comic book hero who drinks…and I actually watched the show…because I am pathetic and sometimes use a stolen netflix account to connect with the youth I am trying to fuck…and I actually got sucked into Krysten Ritter, so instead of hating on her, blind to her work, I was brainwashed by the media, which is probably why I hate on all these girls, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t learn to fall in love with them like some loser fan boy who can’t get laid because they haven’t figured out street hookers…

She’s in a Magazine…it’s not exciting..

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2016

01

Apr

Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian…

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2016

01

Apr

Bella Hadid is in a Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s the bottom feeder…

From being the bottom feeding sister trying to make it as a model, and making it because they have good team of people and strategy of coattail riding….to being the bottom feeding girlfriend of Canadian singer who fucks other girls, or at least gets blowjobs from them – which I know for a fact….thanks the Canada news wire….

It just makes her amazing on so many levels, knowing there will be a self destruct….and she’s not even that hot…it’s like you can put fake tits and a nose job on a pig, it’s still a pig.

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2016

01

Apr

Christina Milian Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Christina Milian is a mom that should be a leader to other mom’s to whore out on social media even when they shouldn’t because they are moms, especially when they have a pile of money they are sitting on, from being a slutty popstar turned shitty song writer, to TV hosting, to mom with a really rich dude…and you have nothing better to do than watch people’s interest in you fade with your looks…aging.

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2016

01

Apr

Iggy Azalea for REMIX magazine of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is the worst white girl culturally appropriating to get a head because black guys like fat white chicks and white chicks like black dicks and white kids like hip hop and hip hop isn’t even hip hop anymore – it is just pop music where rappers want to sing with Bieber like a bunch of faggots pretending to be gangster….when original hip hop would never fuck with pop trash…but we live in an era of pop trash getting people views and listened to…

People have no souls…and Iggy Azalea is doing all she can to promote herself..whether it’s videos of fiance talking about cheating on her or pics of her trying to look not so tranny – she’s fucking garbage.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2016

01

Apr

Junkie in the Middle of the Street – Shows his Balls and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackheads!

Crazy Liberal…

Cop Plays Ho

Shoplifter of the DAy

Man Hole Cover Suicide

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2016

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wish more people’s April Fools jokes was their death notice – we could get 24 hours of quiet with no fake pregnancy, fake engagement April fools updates.

In fact I wish the death notices weren’t a joke…

I don’t do April Fools jokes, that’s for you commoners…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

some Old Exercise Video Pussy…
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Slutty Beyonce
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Krysten Ritter in Sheer…
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Cartoon Trump on the Late Show
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Drifting a Ferrari!
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Some Rihanna Candids
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Suicide Squad Doesn’t Want to be Batman V Superman
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A Bunch of Latinas!
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Laser Hair Removal in Slow Motion
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2016

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t tell a girl you’re friends with “I just want to jerk off on your face”…at any point in your friendship….and when she tells you that it offends her…don’t respond with “you can close your mouth and eyes”….

If you want to seduce a girl on tinder – don’t write this:

Life lessons….

Hot Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Tarzan and Jane have Rough Sex
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Bam Margera is a Sad Mess
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Hilary Duff is Dating her Trainer
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Sara Jean Underwood Lookin’ Good
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Khloe Kardashian Fat Ass Only Likes Black Cock….
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Emma Watson Face
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Beyonce in Elle Without Pants On
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Bella Thorne Wants to Fuck Jennifer Lawrence – Obviously.
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Shaved Head Rose McGowan’s Still Got Big Tits
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Testing a Quad Barreled Shotgun
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Bella Hadid See THrough
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Neighbor From Hell!
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What Porn Do Women Search
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Kat Torres Nipple Peak
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Lily Aldridge Goes Shopping with some Pregnant Bitch
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Courtney Stodden’s Make-up Free and Terrifying
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Melting Styrofoam
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Susan Sarandon and Debra Messing Fight About the Election
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Scott Sterling Volleyball Blocks
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Panda Taking a Selfie
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Baby Eagles in DC
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Black Chick VS Dude with Dreads
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Ben Affleck Wrote a Batman…
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The Golden Age of Superman Animation
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Leonardo DiCaprio Calls JLo Boo Boo
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Girls Laying in Bed…
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Hottest Maid and Her Huge tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Stripping in the Dorm with a Hot Ass
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Busty Yoga Babe
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Japanese Nipple Fingering Porn
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Pre-Dildo Strip
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

31

Mar

Rihanna’s Nipples in a Music Video of the Day

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The funny thing about Rihanna’s nipples is that if she puts them out in a music video, she will still get featured by the record label, she will still sell records, she will still get asked to promote and spokesmodel for brands, her video won’t get pulled from youtube, her instagram will not actually get deleted unless for a publicity stunt by instagram…

Yet when I post her pics, I am considered a NSFW porn site, I can’t sell ads to big brands, I can’t make internet money so many other people have made, I can’t buy yacht’s private jets or throw outrageous houseparties for the people who are into the site…

I used to be mad about it, thinking, I do this stupid site all day, never to get rich, just because it is what I do, yet advertisers block me, shut me down, don’t support anything I do, despite being the dirtiest cokeheads who cheat on their wives around…

Now I think it’s power, because I can turn Rihanna nipple into porn…and this is how I do it…

According to ad agencies, brands and marketers, I just made Rihanna a pornstar…and that’s more power than any private jet the internet could have bought me…

here’s the video!

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