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2023

30

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Here’s our weekly reminder that the single most important clothing item in the history of clothing is not the wool jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the fur jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the oiled sheepskin to keep you dry in the rain, it’s not protective eyewear to protect you from dust storms, it’s not underwear to keep your nasty ass juices one extra layer away from the public, you biohazard cunt…it’s the bikini….

There’s just something about swimwear, the stripping down to swim, making it almost more exciting than being naked, actually in most cases, it is MORE exciting that full naked, and that’s why it fuels the internet the way it does.

Some of us grew up in an ice tundra and the bathing suit was a gift, a special occassion experience which probably makes me way too into bikinis, when I see one, I stop in my tracks to stare….every fucking time….but it barely works for me, and that’s ok….

Bikini all day bro…

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2023

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s memorial day weekend, so along with honoring your fallen soldiers, which is obviously depressing and frowned upon by the likes of Bud Light and Target, because they’ve conditioned people to have no national pride in this globalized freakshow of a world, where the military doesn’t represent your freedom to the average person and the flag makes them triggered….so they just take advantage of being vapid, useless, empty, libtard, activist, narcissist freaks…usually half naked…..for a photo opportunity on their day off, not that they need a day off, their existence is one vacation since no one works anymo0re….

Luckily, I think celebrating death or honoring death since celebrating death sound dark and psychotic, involves LIVING hard…maximizing freedoms and creeping on empty bitches who sexualize themselves to validate their empty existence since it gives them more social media views…and social media is life….is LIVING…

BRING THE MEMORIAL DAY PUSSY BRO…

Here are some stepLINKS…SO MANY STEPLINKS….

Livvy Dunne Flirts with Taylor Swift
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Heidi Klum’s Cheeky Bikini
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Bella Thorne is Engaged Again
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Elsa Hosk in a See Through Dress!
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Kevin James Sells Del Ray Beach House
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10 Things we do Wrong Daily
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Chantel Jeffries Thong Bikini
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Full Frontal in Apolonia
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Britney Spears is in Peace Talks with her Mom
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Gracie Hunt Bikinis for Memorial Day
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The WAG of Atlanta Braves Pitcher
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Celine Dion Cancels World Tour
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Hailey Bieber Gets Cancelled for her Got Milk Shirt by the Dairy Freaks…
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Kara Del Toro’s Thirst Trappin Bikini
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Kendall Jenner’s See Through in France
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The Cavinder Twins Do a Bikini Dance
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MMA Action Movie Mojave Diamonds Gets a Release Date
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Lindsay Lohan’s Swimsuit Baby Bump
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Em Rata Bikinis in Brazil
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Aaron Rodgers Dances to Taylor Swift with New Lady
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Golfer Emilano Grillo Shows Off his New Girlfriend
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Skateboard Racing is Dangerous
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Timbersports Championship!
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Dua Lipa Grabbing her Bobs
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Carmella Rose – Nipples in Paris
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Soccer Babe Alisha Lehmann Hits Miami!
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Activist Jane Fonda VS White Men
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Helicopters in the 1920s
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Train VS Low Clearance Bridge
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Juggling Solves 3 Rubik’s Cube
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Getting Ready with Natalie Portman
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Gabby Epstein is a Hot Content Creator
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Simone Biles Foot Race with an NFL Player
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Martin Scorcese Announces Plans for Jesus Movie
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1997 TV Ads
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Burn Victim Becomes Honorary Cop
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Two Orangutans Box
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Everything in Miley’s Purse
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Bella Thorne is Busty in the Backseat
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Day at the Races
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The NFL Did Not Release a Pride Logo
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Jeff Hardy Applying Face Paint
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Lighting Up at the Gas Station
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Unexpected Baseball Delays
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Dua Lipa does a Barbie Inspired Performance in New Video
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Maria Sharapova at the Races
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Diver Rescues Shark, Shark Says Thanks
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Disney World in 1972
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Giants in the Streets of Liverpool
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Bebe Rexha Performs in a Hot Outfit
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Rita Ora Does Fitness
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Timelapse of Watermelon in Soil
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Pirates of Caribbean without VFX
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Hot Playboy Babe Sadie Nelson Caught on the Beach
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Eva Green Nude Throwback
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Sydney Smith not Sweeney is the Viral Gymnast!
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Crazy NASCAR POV Crashes
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Usain Bolt Wins in Zero Gravity
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Billie Eilish Thirst Traps
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More See Through Elsa Hosk!
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Paige Spiranac’s Stripper Alter Ego
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Fat Lana Del Ray in a Swimsuit
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Maria Menounos in Swimsuit
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Everything CANNES
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Taylor Swift Performing
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Selena Gomez in Paris
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Katy Perry Pantsless or in Chaps in Vegas
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Joy Corrigan in Slut Outfit
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Leni Klum on the Streets
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Cardi B in a Body Suit
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Candice Swanepoel in a Photoshoot
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Samara Weaving is Hot
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Hot Fucking Tit Flash
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Real Cowboy Shit
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Baby Got Back
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Cum Covered Masturbating
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Nice Ass Gives BJ
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Reddit Amateur
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Surprise Busty Tit
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Watchin Porn at the Football Game
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What’s Up Japan
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Fingers to Squirt
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Hot Amateur Body
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Big Ass Jiggle
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Nude Sofia Amor
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38 Shit Days
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Two Holes Filled and a Wand
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Hot Tits
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Tits in Memphis
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Nude Black Model
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Mental Monday
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2023

29

May

Miley Cyrus Topless Self Promotion of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is topless in these high concept, high fashion pictures I’ll likely get sued by the photographer for posting, not realizing or caring that the site literally makes 30 dollars a month, which means, there’s nothing for you leeches to suck out of here, but I’ve got something for Miley to suck, it’s an inny not on outtie but it’d be nice to have her use her pussy eating skills on the dick suck!

Enough about me, this is Miley promoting some shit topless, like the good old days when Miley broke from Hannah Montana with her nudity, causing scandal, destroying her easily influenced fans, by getting them all naked too, paving a way for ONLYFANS, selling nudes…but her herself NEVER having done that petty, thirsty, scammy, cash grab shit…making her a hero…a FREE NUDE….FREE NIPPLE….Hero.

I think Miley is hot, I’ve said it before, I’ll stare at her little tits whenever they are pulled out, since they seem friendly….

PERFECT for MEMORIAL DAY…right??

Nothing says HONOR OUR FALLEN SOLDIERS than TITTIES…..on some COUNTRY MUSIC royalty, assuming you thinK Billy Ray is country music royalty….

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2023

29

May

Bella Thorne Memorial Day Ass of the Day

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Disney Kid turned Porn Peddler who doesn’t push her porn aggressively enough to get cancelled or fired or blacklisted from the demons of Hollywood, who probably contrived this whole thing to keep her relevant and to keep her making them money, all while taking society as a whole down a notch by turning idols into hookers, so that the kids who grow up to be hookers, instead of wanting to be vapid Hollywood celebrities which requires talent, work, connections, effort…when modern day hooking requires an internet connection….and a smart phone…

The point is, Bella’s done her share of destroying a generation of idiots who probably need to be destroyed, and this is her version of Memorial Day, celebrating freedom provided by fallen soldiers or some shit, letting those families of the soldiers who died know, that she has an ass in a bikini, which I think it consoling while honoring the ultimate sacrifice…right?

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2023

29

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs, it’s what’s for dinner….or more like “what’s for dinner” since the perk of the whole wanting to fuck moms goes beyond their once milk filled tits another life latched on for survival. It’s more than her C-section scar, since doctors do more C-Sections than natural births because they get paid more for them, it’s more than just the blown out mom pussy recovering from passing a child like a farm animal would, it’s more than just the whole married to another man, so she’s another man’s problem so that you can focus on the good times with her for limited time since she’s busy, it’s more than their self-hatred or feelings of being damaged goods, allowing mooches like me to move in and take on the stepfather role because it means free rent and MOST IMPORTANTLY….dinner on the fucking table….so it’s not MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner…it’s MILFS…WHAT IS FOR DINNER….oh and where’s my laundry, why isn’t my soiled t-shirt ironed, you call yourself a MOTHER, am calling CHILD SERVICES on you…

Do that mom shit and direct it our way, before doing that shit that made you a mom and directing it our way…..before it’s too late because some would argue, myself included, its’ already too late….BEEN RUN THROUGH…

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Posted in:Milf

2023

29

May

Lily-Rose Depp Birthday Bikini of the Day

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Here’s recently LESBIAN Lily Rose Depp who’s girlfriend can be seen in the double denim, wearing her lesbian snowsuit like some sort of creeper, while Lily’s stripped down half naked, probably for the attention now that she has some hit show about to drop on Saturday, gotta push it all as far as you can, and in pushing it it seems she’s starved her tits off, maybe all part of being a lesbian after ingesting the lesbian worm in her brain via her lesbian lover’s lesbian pussy that may double as a penis.

So, I typically think Lily Rose is hot, now I do not….which is too bad, since watching bitches eat pussy is fun, but she’s about to blow up more than she has to date with this bullshit HBO garbage so let’s celebrate her birthday before she becomes that entitled celebrity cunt, despite already being the entitled celebrity child cunt….who now EATS cunt…

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2023

29

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may be a traumatized individual after the whole COVID thing happened, you know where dancing nurses were called heroes for showing up to their well paid jobs that they went to school for, only for them to collectively push the propaganda around the bullshit, in efforts to keep mattering, before realizing that they could sell nudes from work to get TIPS like the SELF CHECKOUT machine is apparently now asking for, you know TIP your ROBOT like it was a well paid nurse creating nudes from work because the pandemnic was a lie and they weren’t actually swamped in work, so bored they figured. they’d sell nudes….

But I am committed to the cause, not the trusting the medical industry ever again, but the selling of nudes from your place of work, because it’s one step closer to the world becoming a strip club, where naked or half naked bitches serve me, instead of just hiding away where no one can see them produce their nudes for the internet, they’ll just be doing it in the open.

It’s a progressive whoredom that makes life for a pervert like me better….even if they are trying to kill us all off…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

29

May

Britney Spears’ Memorial Day Post of the Day

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12 hour ago, which means in the early hours of Memorial Day, Britney Spears or the AI that is pretending to be Britney Spears confused the context of MEMORIAL DAY with “Post a favorite memory of yourself” like it’s Throwback Thursday or Flashback Friday Day.

I’m not an American, but I don’t think that’s the fucking point, even if you’re not so serious about the military, at the very least it’s about hot dogs and fucking fireworks by the pool…..

Yet instead, the lunatic psy-op that is Britney Spears posted up a close of of her tits in her instagram feed with the caption reading:

“Reposting a pic I did last year live ?????? !!!”

Not only does the picture look like it was shot on 10 year old technology, it’s just a fucking weird thing for an old, rich, popstar who is now free to post. It’s bootleg, but it’s still tits. She’s probably dead, but it’s still tits. So I’m into it, I just don’t understand it but I guess sometimes the things you don’t understand are the most inspiring!

She also posted this throwback pic with this caption:

“Only shoot I ever did in the woods !!! Way back before I had kids !!! The only thing I remember is my stylist saying “Uhhhhhhhhhhh !!! Your boobs Britney … they’re huge what happened ???“ I said I have no idea ????? !!!”

And even weirder, she posted some math code….with this caption:

“I was told this was supposed to be the enthalpy of an erupted chemical reaction … we clapping on T watch out ladies and gents”

And a dance video that was a repost…..because Britney is Dead…or institutionalized…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2023

29

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day for the Americans out there…which in this world that sees their national flags as problematic, because they are commie bastards, that may not mean quite what it used to mean, but the internet whores are probably posting bikini selfies from the pool.

In the past, a generation of people went to war, fought on the frontlines for whatever the puppet masters that be were selling, they were likely far more emotional about Memorial day, having had friends die in their arms in battle, but this generation is soft…and the funniest thing about it is that they aren’t even anti-war if it’s sold to them the right way, just look for all the millennials with UKRAINE flags who aren’t UKRAINIAN out there…..

This generation is also more interested in whining, virtue signalling, being racist through virtue signalling, sterilizing themselves, dressing up as furries, being sexual deviant perverts, selling nudes, cutting their dicks and tits off, and becoming social media influencers or memes so that they feel that they matter.

So with the GAY-IFICATION of everything here’s some milky tits, sexualizing the milky tits, to try to sell the whole breeding thing, used as a memorial of what was traditional family values, hopefully inspiring people because the future relies on the people with good old fashioned conservative values to start breeding, because the general species is weak, on a suicide or extinction mission, they’ve lost sight of all decency, are a bunch of vile scumbags and through it all they are annoying every step of the way…

So here’s some Milky Tits on Memorial Day to remind you the of the idea of what people were fighting for, even if it was really just to make a bunch of pieces of shit very rich.

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2023

26

May

Iggy Tiny Titty Azalea’s Titty of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is the fake rapper from Australia who committed to her white rapping character in what one could argue was a racist way, but it made her a lot of money and she redeemed herself by making babies with black dudes, so her big fat ass could pretend it was always about the culture.

In staying relevant, she has hopped onto the whole OnlyFans exclusive content hustle, as a potential cash grab, a creative vision, an attempt to be doing what young chicks do, instead of acting like her 40 year old self, and in the process she’s flashed her ttis for one of her content pieces.

I can hate on Iggy from the celeb years, but I don’t hate on a famous bitch turning to low level porn, it’s funny….

So I celebrate this shit, I’m just trying to understand why her nips are blacker than the music she tried to appropriate….