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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The worst thing to find out from a family member is that your wife, who you met online in the 90s, an era when only real weirdos used the internet, is a post opp tranny, which would explain her moustache, her “diabetes” pills, her sheer size and more importantly that dick shaped pussy I’ve been sucking for the last two decades and that semen flavored orgasm that came out of her clit. At least I was right in assuming it was something Hormonal….

I guess the good news is that it reminded my that I’ll do just about anything for free rent, and the good news is that at least I didn’t knock her up…but most importantly…solid excuse for divorce unless that family member is lying to me.

How do I find out if a vagina is a botched dick turned into a pussy or just mangled,

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Rachel Hilbert and Devon Windsor Pink Bikinis
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cameltoe
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Was Too Old for Wolf of Wall Street
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Rihanna’s See Through Dress of the Day
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Eva Longoria Tight Pants
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A Chick I’ve Never Heard of See Through
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Baboon Likes Magic
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Jessica Lowndes Bites her Whore Fingernails
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Pressure Washing Fetish Video
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Ariana Grande in Lingerie
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Pia Mia Nipple Ring
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Alison Brie – Boring Cleavage
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10 Actors Who Died During Production
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Kristin Cavallari Breasts
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Alicia Arden in a Bikini
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Hollywood Cleavage of the Night
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Jennifer Lopez in Fuck Me Boots
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Don’t Tailgate on Freeway
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Kim Garner Fuck Me Boots
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Kanye and the Paparazzi
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Subway Jared Gets Beat
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Kate Hudson has Hard Nipples
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TV is Rebooting “Heathers”
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Hot Random Model of the Day
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Doomsday Vault…
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Scared Bulldog Walks Backwards
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Pornstars Read Mean Pornhub Comments
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Naked Greek Glamour Model
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Dancing Girls
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Big Booty in a Baseball Outfit
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In the Dressing Room
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Naked Girl in Bath Suds
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2016

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Cheesy Romance Continues of the Day

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I don’t know what marketing campaign Taylor Swift is trying to pull off with her “romantic getaway”…up on some “instagram model romance”….but it’s cheesy as fuck.

I guess the opportunist realizes people who follow her want this. They are all lonely and pathetic losers who can’t find love or who get mistreated by love which is why they support her stupid music and believed her victim thrown away by every man she got busted fucking, when you know the guys she was fucking probably have a very different story about the sex addict….a sex addict who dates party dudes who fuck lots of people alos…and the whole thing smells like herpes….

THESE ARE THE PICS I POSTED LAST NIGHT – BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC AND SIT BY MY COMPUTER TO DOCUMENT THE DAY TAYLOR SWIFT FEELS SEXY ENOUGH TO SHOW THE WORLD HER BODY IN A BIKINI WITH SOME COAXING FROM A PARTY DJ WHO HAS POSSIBLY KNOCKED HER UP BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE IN TAYLOR SWIFT’S PUSSY – KNOCK IT UP.

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2016

Mar

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything…and as long as she’s in a bikini top, even with chicken cutlet inserts in, pushing them tits up, she can make anything look good.

Like in these pics where she is documenting the death of horse/donkey/mule with her bikini top….just to prove that she makes dead or dying animals look good. It’s the circle of life…or some shit…that is very dark and Russian of her to advertise…I like it.

I’d let these killer Russian tits kill me, she’s such a fucking master of manipulation, evil and it’s fucking hot.

Evil tits…feed me.

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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day

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40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous…

It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged…

It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it.

I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl..

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2016

Mar

Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kim Garner is some UK celebrity with a fucking amazing body which would make you think she’s not actually from the UK, since she’s thin, has all her teeth, isn’t grey skinned, a real freak of nature from that beef stew eating sunless nation…which I guess is enough reason for her to be famous by UK standards you know for being a freak of nature according to them…like how does this UK chick look so LA…weird glitch or something I gather…

Well, like all UK girls she’s snapped by the paps, who are into the get out of car pap, since 90 percent of the time it results in a pussy flash, while here we just see some panty…panty not more revealing than all her bikini pics, panties she’s pretending to cover up because she’s a lady…a lady in reality tv…so not a lady at all.

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2016

Mar

Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

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Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO…

WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms…

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2016

Mar

Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day

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We’ve gone over Willa Holland, who is in that Canadian shot show Arrow, but who I remember as a character on the OC from a year I watched TV with a friend who loved the OC, because he would use the latest episode as conversation starters in college bars in an era you had to talk to girls to fuck them or finger them on the dance floor…which he did…no matter how fat she was…in what would have been great memes if only I had a camera

I’ve gone into her being Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter, possibly the inspiration of Dressed to Kill, a movie I wanted in the 80s and used to jerk off to the blonde bush of the main character, because blonde bush is so rare….prove me wrong blonde bushes out there…

What I’m loving with this pic is the mom jeans, mom ass, reminding me of the 90s…when all asses looked this bad…

I’m a fan…

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2016

Mar

Charli XCX for Impulse Fragrance of the Day

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Charli XCX is some low level Big Tits from the UK who wears a Leotard and uses every chance she gets to show off those tits and get noticed…and I guess it works, since she gets featured on songs, she gets paid by brands, she has concerts and I guess people pay to see her perform, and the funny thing is I was once in one of her events she was playing at. I was drunk and remember nothing, but thinking to myself “who is that midget in he leotard, are we at the circus”…I only found out it was Charli XCX after the fact at which point I said “What’s an XCX”….and I still don’t know because I don’t bother googling this shit, I just look at her tits in bathing suits…not because I care but because they are tits.

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2016

Mar

Madison Reed in a One Piece of the Day

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Madison Reed is a tween pushing 20 who always pops up on the creepy celebrity slut fetish websites….and since I have no idea what the fuck is going on and since all these girls sort of blend into each other…I have never really figured out who Madison Reed was…

Google says MADISON REED PROFESSIONAL GRADE HAIR COLORING ….probably her corporate sponsor..

But then I dug deeper, because this is what investigative journalism is, this is what I am meant to spend my time doing, and it turns out…

She’s half sisters with another tween in her 20s named Victoria Justice, who from what I gather, is the show that Ariana Grande got her stars, because dudes wanting to fuck young girls is what makes the world go round.

She posted this bathing suit pic and I dig it.

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2016

Mar

Marisa Papen for TREATS! of the Day

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Marisa Papen realizes that standing out amongst the crowd is a lot more difficult. In the 80s or 90s, or really any era pre-internet, you had to either be scouted by someone from the bigger cities vacationing in your town, or you had to be cocky enough with your looks to tell your family to fuck off with their convention, to hop on a bus and fend for yourself in Los Angeles or NYC…

Now, you just need to use basic online marketing tactics, either from your home, or from LA, where you have based yourself out of, thanks to making enough money selling plugs to diet Tea companies and sucking Sugar Daddy dick to pay your rent….

I mean when you’re an egotistical pretentious cunt, you might as well go to the source or hub of egotistical pretentious cunts, be amongst your peers…and leverage to try to make it out there…together…

So sending letters back home to your family and friend’s telling them that you are a model or actress constantly going to castings, without realizing there are far too many models and actresses to go around, to really allow this one to break and her fanbase, if she even has one…is solely based get naked…

But how does one get naked – for free – with purpose – without looking like some slut looking for rich cock…do it with an artist statement..

This is what she had so say on her website, that I assume is a lifestyle site, built on being an egotistical pretentious cunt, who thinks brands will like her better with a website:

I didn’t read it, but I am sure it’s bullshit…

My name is Marisa Papen,

Free-spirited, wildhearted expressionist.
On this site I try to show you a printscreen of my values, vision and ‘vista’ in life.
It’s my goal to take you with me to my own world, the ‘Island’ as I’m labeling it.
It is a place where people are part of Nature itself,
Where they shouldn’t be afraid to express who they really are,
Where they stay true to their own instinct,
Where you can be authentic pure, and uncorrupted by society.

Basically a naked form of freedom where masks are torn off and thrown in the ocean.

My method to show you what my ‘Island’ is all about is showing you throughout my series of pictures, my videoclips and of course my Stories.
This is just the beginning.
Together with my partner, we are building an organization called ‘Mush’ where we’ll use creative and original ways to spread our message to you.
This brings me to ‘Mush’ herself. Mush is my Muse: a gorgeous Chartreux-cat with remarkable humanlike features and expressions.
She is purest thing I’ve ever seen and the #1 ambassador of the Island’ 🙂

You lead by example they say, so I want you to understand what it is I’m trying to accomplish. Finding the bigger picture and opening up.
Because I believe you can make a difference if you really want to.

For now I’m based in Belgium, but I’ll be tiptoeing throughout the world to show you how beautiful ‘the Island’-way of life can be.
Feel free to join my journey here and on my IG-account or in short period of time, on our interactive website of the ‘Mush-label’.
To be continued…

Thanks for the love,

Now, I don’t hate these girls, or TREATS! Magazine for putting them on, humoring them, making them think escorting isn’t escorting but modeling…

Because she has bush and I fucking love bush. I’m basic, which I guess is always what this babe is, because anyone craving fame, is pretty fucking basic…

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