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2016

25

Mar

Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter in Vogue Paris of the Day

Cindy Crawford daughter, and heir to the Gerber Baby empire, not to mention her mom’s empire, and her dad’s restaurant empire, are just the prettier, more delicate version of the Kardashians.

I don’t know whether this is Cindy Crawford whoring out her kid, to make her a social media sweetheart that her vapid and superficial ego adores because it crawled out of her vagina, or if it is Cindy Crawford pulling the mom competing with her daughter shit you see in every rich part of down / Lulu Lemon store…

I just know that if I was in Cindy Crawford’s place, I wouldn’t call my friends to rope her into the celebrity, instagram star life…even if it makes stupid money…

I would get her a job waiting tables at the Dad’s restaurant or some shit, but I guess when you’re Hollywood, you can’t have that, it looks bad to their social circle “did you hear the Gerber’s make their daughter waitress”…so instead, get her the modeling contract, and turn her into a bootleg version of you, so that you can live on forever, and cash the fuck out forever…it’s pretty terrible…but she’s a 16 year old in Shorts..exploited by her mom…doing what she thinks she likes…and you like that…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day

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Let’s hope this form of Beastiality ends with some terrible vaginal disease that leaves her bed ridden for the rest of her life…

I can’t imagine grinding your vagina in panties up against a horse is healthy for you pussy hole, and I can imagine your pussy hole being a great entry point for some sort of plague that people who fucking rub up on animals to get off deserve…and when it is a Kardashian we can only hope…but they seem to be immune to inter-species breeding, and belong in an actual zoo rather than a very expensive house in Calabasas…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2016

25

Mar

Alexandra Daddario in Red Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 30 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…

I think it would have been a better movie if they cast Pam Anderson as the main character, you know like the pharmacy or cashier at the grocery store who has been there 15 years, and who you wonder about how sad they are…

But I guess this works too…even though I’m hoping it fucking fails hard…since it is a terrible idea and I hate other peoples success…

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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is a greek and she wants you to know it – because greek’s love anal and so does every single guy I know who hasn’t been shit on while having anal..but those who have, for the most part, realize it has lost it’s allure and is a little overrated…but fun while it lasted…usually not for the girl…but if you have a small dick, and you probably do, it’ll be fine…she won’t even notice, but that’s probably because you’ve drugged her. Sicko..

I find Maria Menounos boring, irrelevant, useless, but in a bikini…

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Bootleg Easter Photoshoot of the Day

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I used to hate these themed photoshoots that famewhores would produce because they figured they would have a better chance getting picked up by the media if they were to do something relevant to whatever the holiday or the event was….

I would just look at the low level model, with low level concepts, doing low level pictures with low level photographers and laugh to myself, ignore them, then see them on a bunch of thirsty for content blogs.

In my years of doing this, I have realized that even the top shoots, the paparazzi pics, and really all content put out by anyone is as desperate and low level as this, soo when I see shit like this…I appreciate it for the raw, terrible, lameness…because it’s just so bad it’s good…rather than so bad trying to be good, pretending it is good, when pictures are just fucking pictures and so easy to capture, even on iphone…

Point being, Nadeea Volianova may be a no one, her ideas may be shit, but they make her look covered in shit and I think that’s amazing…even if it’s fucking disgusting..

Posted in:Easter|Photos

2016

25

Mar

Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day

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I have no idea who Maggie Q is…but I know what her panties looked like the other night…and it was not as fascinating as when her dad, a soldier in Vietnam war violating local Vietnamese women and making babies and then a life with them…because first comes Napalm then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979…

And here she is now..

Posted in:Maggie Q|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Chelsea Handler’s Underwear of the Day

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I guess Chelsea Handler did some sort of fitness race, one of those Tough Mudder things, and she brought her weird brand of exposing herself despite being old humor, in what you could argue is attention whoring, but that could also be seen as just being vulgar for the sake of being vulgar…

I figure when a bitch, who isn’t even that funny, but who is a failed actress turned comic, turned late night host who was put in her place so she’s turned to pulling out her fake tits and fit old lady body that has seen some shit…

But how can you hate a girl who throws herself in the trash…

Here’s the nude from the other day…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Topless Bernie Sanders Protestor Losers and Other Videos of the Day

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The Russian Who Threw Himself in Front of a Car – Only to Survive and Throw Himself into Another Car

Man Tries to Carjack a Motorcycle During a Car Chase

Dude Robs a Dog…of it’s Bowls…What…

The Best Stupid Robber Trying to Get Cash Drawer Out of the Restaurant Ever

Naked Protestor of the Day

Drunk Dude in Morrocco Gets His Face Sliced at a Wedding – for Fun…

50 Year Woman – Mugged in Detroit

Teacher VS Special Needs Student

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Good Friday. Easter. Jesus was Porn. Pedophiles are dying and hiding eggs in places for little kids to try to find…horrible places…

Which reminds me, my favorite place to hide easter eggs is in my wife’s vagina…while pretending to have sex with her, because she doesn’t know better thanks to her huge belly getting in the goddamn way of her field of vision…But I don’t like the rash / infection that comes 2-3 weeks later when she still doesn’t realize she’s got an egg inside her incubating…

Maybe I’m weird. I figure since no one reads what I write, I can’t be.

If a weirdo says weird shit and no one hears it – does it make a sound…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning..

Girl Sticking Out Tongue
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Igloo Building Cat!
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The Katy Perry Sex Tape Will Feature a Lot of Pegging
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Bimbo Can’t Solve RIddle
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Iggy Azalea Big Tit
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Fame Whoring Slut of the Day
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Conan Remembers Garry Shandling
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Jennifer Lawrence is SO Fucking average
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Madonna is a Crazy Person
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Ducks Take Over!
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What if the World Went Vegetarian
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best thing about living in a frozen hell, is that I don’t leave my house and get distracted by hundreds of girls in bikinis, or shrt shorts, or shirts that show off their tits, because if I did I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything, I would just sit on a bench and stare all day, but then again, upon further reflection, I haven’t really accomplished anything living in this frozen hell, so I guess tits or not – bikinis or not – I remain pathetic …. I am so proud of me!

Here are some links,

RIP Motherfucker the Garry Shandling Edition
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Hot Girls – Not Wearing Bras
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New Picture from Wonder Woman
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Slutty Asian
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Naked Chelsea Handler
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Inside Game of Thrones Prosthetics
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Caitlin Jenner in Golf Skirt
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Mariah cary in Red
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Batman VS Superman Body Paint
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Batman VS Superman
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Game of Thrones Chicks on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
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Hilary Duff Big Legs
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Maitland Ward – Tit Flash
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Star Wars in Lego
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Ireland Baldwin Nipple…
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Bald bearded Letterman
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Some Chick Named Courtney Palm mNaked
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On Set at Baywatch!
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Kaley Cuoco’s Fit Legs…
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Movie Scenes Before and After Visual Effects
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Ferne McCann See Through Dress
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Nate Robinson Challenged to 1 on 1 Game with a Fan
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Frances Bean Cobain Has Been K-Fed-ed
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16 Year Old Lily Rose Fuck a 24 Year Old – Sex Offender
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Josephine Georgia is the 17 Year Old Madonna Exposed – in a bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Middriff
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Kat Williams Hood Fight with That Kid – Hilarious
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Katy Perry Slutty
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Hot Black Chicks
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Threesome
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Naked Chick Named Suelen Castro
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Babe Touches Herself
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Pervert with the Upskirt Gets caught
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Testicle Insertion
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Romantic
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Fat Tits…
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Hot Naked Model
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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