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2024

08

Mar

Sabrina Carpenter Looking Like. Porn Chick at the AVNs of the Day

I guess most women look like porn chicks. They pretend that they are involved in some new and innovative style category, like the recently viral “Mob Wife” look that people jumped on because they are all hive mind loses.

The reality is that no matter how you dress a bitch looks like a porn chick, maybe because anyone is a porn chick if you jerk off to her tits, but probably because mainstream girls thought dudes jerking off to porn chicks, meant that dudes wanted mainstream girls to be porn chicks, when really they just wanted them to be porn chicks in the privacy of their bedroom with them, not so publicly facing…

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter with her tits out, is on tour with Taylor Swift, who I guess controls this girl and has her under her weird spell a their coven, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2024

08

Mar

Angelina Michelle is the Instagram Of The Day

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Angelina Michelle is an extremely redheaded model. So redheaded that it looks like it comes out of a box that is on sale and that every white haired French Canadian woman who lives in a trailer park and works at the local poutine factory has jumped onto it.

If you’ve been to Quebec, that imagery will hit, to everyone else, maybe there are white trash bitches in their 60s committed to the red hair.

Anyway, this one is a legit model apparently signed by ELITE and her content is pretty fun produced photoshoots, which is exciting to me.

I am from the produced photoshoot era and this selfie shit just doesn’t speak to my soul, it’s annoying and makes me hate the self producing bitches photoshopping themselves to be hot, let a corporation or trained photographer do that for you.

She’s got pale skin, I don’t know how pink the pussy and nips are, but from redheaded nudes, probably real pink contrasting that orange pubic hair…almost too pink really…and well, she’s also got tits.

She’s a white as fuck, ginger as fuck, hot tall body with tits as fuck model…That’s all we know about her an here’s some of her IG pics.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Mar

Larolon is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Larolon….

La roll on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a thanksgiving dinner roll on my dick, or on my face if the dick’s to hard to find amongst the obesity…

She’s from Argentina but currently in Miami. I assume she’s one of those migrants that everyone pretends they are mad at when they scream about politics….THE BORDER….the ALIEN KILLED SOME COLLEGE GIRL….THE BORDER…THE ILLEGALS…you know it never fucking ends…but when it’s someone who has tits like LAROLON….all of a sudden the border crisis becomes something you can jerk off to…

Seek ASYLYM on my dick…or on my face…or just use those titties as a dinner roll LAROLON…you million follower followed slut.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whenever I see a retard working the cash at a grocery store, I think to myself, that guy is probably an onlyfans customer. You know there is no way that his entire paycheck doesn’t go directly into the pocket of some whore manipulating him, and I feel bad about that….sure, lots of money can be scammed out of lots of idiots on the internet, it’s proven everyday by Instagram models with millions of followers who do nothing but pose half naked, not very well, and not very original or compelling….just the same tactic as the other internet marketer scamming the unsuspecting retard…it is the telemarketing of this era and you fools are the old ladies who think their grandson needs bail money….get it together….

On that note, I should start gaming the internet better, because I want a private jet like a kardashian and I don’t think it’s too difficult to achieve thanks to all you easy to manipulate retards…my only regret is waiting 20 years to do it….

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2024

07

Mar

Charli XCX Titties Out of the Day

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I think one of the most interesting things in this series of pics is that some dude is asking Charli XCX for her autograph and she’s snubbing him.

Come one, she had to have hired the kid to do this because there is no way someone is waiting for her autograph in this era, unless that kid is really fucking weird, this is like hiring bodyguards and renting a limo to go to the stripclub so the whores think you’re rich and important so they suck your dick harder even though sucking dick at the strip club is illegal.

I guess you’ll find her saggy ass tits the most interesting thing about this shit, but that’s because you’re a Charli XCX fan and I am a guy who thought Charli XCX only performed at birthday parties and night clubs, when really she’s a big star….

I don’t believe it, but she’s got tits she’s showing off and I can believe that…

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Posted in:Charli XCX

2024

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Panty Peek of the Day

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I guess this is from a few days ago. I am old, tired, lazy and figure that being on time with any of this shit is a losers game because nerds with far less interesting lives than me are too busy waiting for this shit to hit social media and whatever other platforms they get their jerk off material.

As it turns out, a lot of perverts aren’t even fans of Miley Cyrus, they think she’s old and ugly and too fit and say horrible things about her. I assume they are the kinds of guys who jerked off to her when she was a Disney kid and cant’ appreciate her sophistication now that she’s pushing 30…the idea of a woman scares their stunted half retard pervert predator if they weren’t too pussy to be predator ways…

Anyway, I am of the school of thought that Miley is a babe, she’s an icon, a very important member of our culture and community and when she flashes her panties, now that she no longer flashes her cunt for marketing due to sophistication, I pay attention…because I’m the kind of creepy motherfucker who wants to steep those panties in boiling water to make some tea out of them….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2024

07

Mar

Denise Richards Attempts Being a Ski Bunny of the Day

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So skiing is back in style, brands are buying back into the sport, models and luxurious people are participating in the sport, there are designer ski outfits that instagram hookers are buying into, moon boots are back in it to fucking win it, it’s a giant 80s revival of sorts….

I’m from the land of snow, so you learn how to ski in the womb and I’ve even worked as a janitor at a ski hill in the 90s, where I’d stare at the hot ski bunnies in their turtle necks all hard nippled.

Well, Denise Richards is on social media and on OnlyFans and despite appearing to be on the nod, she’s probably got a sense of what’s up in the mainstream…that could be why she’s on OnlyFans to begin with…just struggling to stay current.

So naturally, she did her best version of a ski bunny, but this ski bunny looks like it was already taken to slaughter to feed the family snowed into the cabin, or maybe she’s ski bunny adjacent, like a bunny’s turd….

So some ski bunnies are the bunny and others are the scat….scat that she’d likely try to eat but only if it was presented to her as a sexual task by one of her john’s…

This happened a few days ago, but probably shouldn’t have happened at all.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2024

07

Mar

Iggy Azalea’s Diaper Ass in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is an attention seeking fraud, not that anyone really cares, which is probably why she’s turned to scamming fans for barely any nudes on her OnlyFans, something I assume is designed to entertain herself rather than actual put food on the table…because before she was scamming on OnlyFans…she was a pop star.

The Australian had this whole fake persona that no one bothered to fact check because no one actually cared. The persona was some slutty sex worker turned rapper with some raw hood energy cuz she’s from the streets, or some other joke.

She had a giant ass, probably a fake ass, from era before fake asses were a big deal, so in ways she may be an innovator or trend setter, even if she seems to be following the OnlyFans trend like a mooch fuck.

She wore a sheer dress where she looked like an AI or cutout superimposed on the picture, since it’s all fake shit…

She was also on a boat….with her fake tits out…

The whole thing is silly, but since she had super success as a rapper, now doing bootleg shit the whores of instagram do, I find her more appealing….not because she’s struggling, I’m sure she’s got tons of money…but because it is bigger than a cash grab, the finances don’t matter and this is just her seeking validation…getting naked…while being a rich mother…it’s weird and it’s being postured as “artistic vision”….hilarious.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2024

07

Mar

Claudia Canals is the Instagram Of The Day

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Claudia Canals, or as I like to call her, C-Anals because if the name ANAL is in your fucking name, I am going to focus on that, because I am a pervert, I have an stunted brain thanks to a lack of taking responsibility for myself, I understand basic schoolyard comedy…

When the Australian instagram chick’s content is all hot half naked and in bikini, which one would have called provocative or attention seeking in a simpler time, back before girls started posting their literal anal on their social media for likes….fixated on her ANAL is far more fun than the other CANALS she offers…

We’re just looking for FUN in these dark and miserable times.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Thong Bikini Pulled Up Her Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, the tall and skinny Kardashian with the bad skin, who is apparently a top fashion model, because the other goblins of the family couldn’t achieve that status, so they forced her to do it…..even though that was just some kind of marketing lie.

The Kardashian who they say was born a boy and raised a girl, doing the whole tranny thing before her dad….paving the way for the family legacy….

She is the Tequila vendor, who you have to appreciate, even if it’s just for a cash grab because building a premium tequila brand means you can sell that brand for 1 billion dollars to a bigger booze company….

She is also in a thong bathing suit that is jacked up her ass, where you can’t see the balls or the asshole, but it’s still pretty slutty of a swimsuit, which I appreciate even if I hate the family and all they represent….because they’d be worth if they weren’t whores.

This may be an old pic, but it’s re-circulating, so I’ll re-post it…I can’t document every Kendall Jenner Thong Ass..

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner