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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Mar

Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

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Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing…

She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it….

Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week.

Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that…

But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC…

She fucking deserves to die prematurely…

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2016

Mar

Christina Milian Gets Naughty on Social Media (Again) of the Day

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I love recently divorced women, even when they are Christina Milian, because they are the same girls who wouldn’t fuck me when they were young and hot and doing their thing, not to say that Christina Milian would fuck me now, but to say that after realizing how shit marriage is, has left it with a child and some song writing credits that will make her millions, but more importantly with a will to party, get naked, be slutty, get noticed and make noise…like she was still that 20 year old who wasn’t married and knocked up…

I don’t know what compels a mother to post nude, half nude, on her social media for her fans, but there’s a lot of craving attention, trying to be a bootleg Kim K going on in an era where she should know she can just film a sex tape to really get herself out there, this cockteasy shit is just dumb…

Oh right…it’s a feminist movement – own your body / exploit your body / dudes love jerking off to it…

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2016

Mar

Klylie Jenner’s Weird Body for PUMP and Bathing Suits of the Day

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I know feminists like to celebrate the Kardashians because they buy into the sex working is empowering bullshit line…or the getting naked is owning your body and not being an exhibitionist craving attention to make noise…that the men don’t actual notice or care to notice because your owning your body by getting naked lets us still see you naked…

Girls seem to forget that men have used every line ever to get them naked, so feminist or art or “it’s for a school project”…to “i’ve never seen tits live, be my first, pity”….is all just angles to get the girl naked…

But I think the real victim in the Kardashians isn’t the girls who follow these twats, even though every parent with a kid under 16 should log into their phones and block this bitch and everything they touch from their feeds….

The real Victim is Kylie, the youngest, the one they had getting surgery and fillers at a young age, the one who barely looks human, and who has the weirdest shaped body…the one who knows no better, who never had a normal upbringing and who has been exploited and sold off to black people at a young age because it is good for business, it’s where the youth market is…

I guess we’ll have to wait for her suicide or drug overdose to prove that…in the meantime, here is her million dollar campaign with PUMA because her idea of fitness is plastic surgery and photoshop….

and some bikini selfies, because why not…

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2016

Mar

Ariel Winter in Bed Tits for Snapchat of the day

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Ariel Winter is doing the “secret internet fatty” pose you see and have seen on social media since it fucking started. It’s the know her angles, be sure to lay down, she even got a breast reduction to try to slim herself out because them tits wouldn’t stop growing, which much of the basic level human who watches Modern Family for the tit’s happiness stemmed from…young girl / big tits, double dip on the perversion…

So like all fat chicks she knows, lay on the back, and put on glasses, and your snapchat fans can now triple dip on the perversion…Glasses / Tits / Youth / Not Very Fat from this angle. Win…

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2016

Mar

Bar Refaeli’s Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Bar Refaeli’s tits used to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame, into money and her own brand, and now her tits are pregant..

She’s an Israeli girl who gave Jewish men in America hope that they too would meet such an exotic looking creature, who by chance was also Jewish so that when they brought home their hooker to their family functions, their family would be more accepting rather than being all “Oh Howard likes model girls since he made a billion dollars, always much younger than him, but at leas this one is Jewish”….kind of thing…

So here she is showing her cleavage as girls who have made a career off having tits do…

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2016

Mar

Nina Dobev Underwater Tits of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk girls who crave fame and think I’m some conduit to that, when really, I’m not, just don’t tell the girls licking my ass that…

Either way, she’s from Canada, at least that is what I think, which in and of itself is really fucking fascinating to very few people, since no one cares about Canada more than just saying it’s where they will go when Trump gets elected…

She’s producing “artistic” bullshit tit pics in a bikini for her social media..which I guess is what all these slutty girls who want you to jerk off to them are calling their nudes…”art”….

BONUS: Here are Nina Dobrev and Sarah Hyland doing fitness together because all these tricks are puppets together in their insular garbage world that will one day be obsolete…seriously this “joke” is offensive…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

Mar

Pissing on the Corn Flakes at the Kellogg’s Factory and Other Videos of the Day

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Free Topless Hugs in NYC with TITS

McDonald’s Brawl!

Drunk Donkey Ride

Girl VS Whale SHark

Husband Throws Acid on His Ex Wife’s Face….in front of Her kid

Snake in Car…

Man Sets Himself on Fire…

Pedophile bike Ride!

The Man Who Saves Possum’s

The Man Who Rushed Trump…

Wedding DJ Wins!

Drug Dealer Shot in the Asshole…

Black Man VS Black Cop He Accuses of “Cooning” – The Act of Pretending to be Black…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 29 in Facebook Jail

One day left of Facebook Jail, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to go back. I’m just too aware of how the government or the corporations are controlling us through social media, but more importantly, too bored of people’s opinions to bother…especially about Trump and Kim Kardashian nudes…

But the highlight of my weekend wasn’t going to WWE thanks to free tickets from HEYMANHUSTLE or strippers…or getting drunk….it wasn’t the lap dancing, the sexting, the vagina pics…the sluts…it was probably an insane rant I went on twitter, which is social media about Rebel Wilson being too fat to date rape, and realizing that I’m not even relevant to piss off the social justice warriors against fat jokes and rape jokes….including great things like “it would take an elephant gun to take out Rebel Wilson”….or something similar and “I think attaching herself to rape is more positive than her attaching herself to spandex shorts, at least she could get out of the rape…”…..more on my MY TWITTER …because I am pathetic and facebook or not, social media is the real rapist…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Thigh Gaps
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Arianna Grande’s SNL Nonsense…
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WNBA Player Tired of Being so Hot
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Beach Yoga WHores
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Richard Simmons May Be Dead
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Dog With Two Noses is the BEst
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DJ Ruins Wedding Entrance with Song Choice..
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Man Pees on Kellogs Cereal at the Kellogs Factory – Now We Know Who Pissed in Your Corn Flakes
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Creepiest Eminem Cover Song of the Day
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Chucky Kills Dad Prank
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Jessica Alba’s Company is Called Honest – Because It is Not Honest..It’s a lie…What do you expect?
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Teacher Browsing Lingerie During Class
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Pig Eats a Cookie
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Hot Gym Pussy
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 26.5 in Facebook Jail

There’s not enough Jello Wrestling, Mud Wrestling or Wet T-Shirt contests at college parties.

All these social justice warrior activists with the dumbest agendas…are ruining all my objectification of women…the same women who get topless on the internet for dudes…aren’t down with wrestling each other while dudes throw change at them…where’s the logic…

I guess the good news is that under all circumstances – date rate still exists…at least for the creeps who don’t know how to romance the ladies like me…through love songs….and child locking car doors…

I’m joking, I just though saying roofies was too obvious…

YAY…Links…weekend Links..

Sluts in Towels
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Blake Lively and Deadpool go to the Whitehouse
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Jessica Alba’s Business is a Lie – Obviously…Buy People are Idiots and Buy Into It
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Stacey Dash Calls Leo a Chicken
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Anna Kendrick in a Tube Top
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Helen Mirren Rapes Colbert
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Soccer Ping Pong…Exists
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Gwen Stefani is Such Garbage
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Chris Brown Hates Trump…and Chris Brown Knows Politics
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Kate Bosworth – Hot Lesbian
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50 Pics of Aging Celebs…
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Alba Has Cleavage
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Captain America Trailer
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Rihanna Cleavage in Vogue
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Terrier VS Pig on Dog Whisperer
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Dog for Trump
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Sasha Baron Cohen Disrespects White Trash
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Kendra Wilkinson’s See Through
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Victoria Justice in Venice Mag – Boring
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Lohan is My Favorite Slut
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Sluts in Mirror Selfies
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Emma Stone is So Fucking Boring…
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OJ Making Nicole Brown Murder Jokes is the Best
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Mariah Carey and her reality Show
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Dove Cameron Young Hot Slut
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Ronda Roussey Boxer
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Mila Kunis is a Boring Looking Mom
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Throwback Liz Hurley Nudes
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Kim Kardashian Lies About her Photoshopped Body
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Jessica Chastain’s Lame Shoot
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Law and Order SVU Reunion
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Rosie Huntington’s Cleavage
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The World’s Most Interesting Man’s Last Ad
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Chloe Grace Dressed like a Fat Hooker
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Girls You Can’s See Clearly But Still Want to Fuck
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Gymnast Lessons Put to good Use
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl’s Striptease
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Connie is Naked
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Lana is Naked with Guns
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Offensively Huge Tits
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Hot Naked Glamour Model
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Chinese Lap Dance…
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Asian Stripper Tips
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2 Hot Naked Gils Together
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Mila Jovovich – Fifth Element Naked
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18…

I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right…

I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness…

Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you…

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