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2016

29

Feb

Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is Canadian Pride…she was the first Playmate from Canada since SOPHIE SIMMONS’ MOm…

HERE IS SOPHIE SIMMONS EATING ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE THAT TITLE..

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Now back to Jayde Nicole, who in 2007 decided to drop out of school after her mom handed her a Playboy magazine and said “why don’t you do Playboy”..thanks mom, for having the white trash instinct more mom’s need to have when it comes to their slutty daughters, hell, it’s better than her ending up a stripper like her…

The highlight of these pics is that she’s got her “respect” pussy tattoo visible on her mound in this bikini…

Not that there’s any real high light when it comes to Jayde Nicole …she’s totally fucking uninteresting and the highlight of her life was being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend on The Hills.

Who gives a fuck….check out the cameltoe…but if you want, you can just google her pussy.

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If you’re into Fame Whoring in bikinis – and you are – Here’s some Jenna Tatum ass….

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2016

29

Feb

Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life.

Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s…

Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE…

The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material…

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2016

29

Feb

Gigi Hadid Big Nipple Slip of the Day

Gigi Hadid is overrated rich kid, who doubles as a model…because her dad bought her a modeling career by putting money into her instagram and paying off the Kardashians to be her friend….you can buy relevance, it’s called marketing, and that relevance can be confused for talent or work ethic by people who are looking for relevance through relevant acts.

I don’t find her hot, I didn’t mind her when I thought her tits were implants or nicer than this, but the fact that they are big puffy nippled, and pointy…is just fucking awkward to me, but probably not as awkward when she sabotaged this dress for her tit to pop out…

Either way, nipples are more interesting than Oscars…but still boring.

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2016

29

Feb

Nicki Minaj Moons the Internet of the Day

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Nicki Minaj took on the Oscars by posting these pics to her instagram, knowing that OscarsSoWhite was enough reason to produce some black content for her black audience because no one listening to Nicki Minaj music – is watching the fucking Oscars, and that’s not to say black people actually listen to her, it’s just to say that no one under 30 watches the fucking Oscars…unless they work in Media or live in LA…seriously…

People watch serialized TV shows, they don’t give a fuck about seeing movies get awards…they just want to see the fucking movies…

Which offered Nicki Minaj opportunity to generate some shameless buzz, by posting pics of her her huge ass, I’m talking huge clown-like ass, that is likely implants, or just fat transfers like a kardashian, but in no way natural ass, that is so over the top in ass, confusing me as to why anyone would be excited by this ass, but I guess big ass is what tits were in the 90s, the bigger the implants – the happier….

Instagram is all about the fat asses, and nicki poking it out like a gutter porn tranny, is probably more culturally relevant or on trend than the Oscars…

I don’t find this hot, it is seems awkward to manage, live with or fit a small dick in.

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2016

29

Feb

Government Official Caught in Bed with Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day

G- String Bike Rider

Dude Takes a shit..

Sucker Punch of the Day

Wave VS Australians..

Dude Gets Head Stuck in TRain Station Gate

Crazy Bus Accident…

Woman Who Worked as a Nanny – Walking Around Moscow with the Head of the Child She Decapitated

Crocodile VS a Guy’s Leg….Terrifying…

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2016

29

Feb

The 88th Academy Awards of the Day

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I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars…

BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband…

So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after…

Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important…

Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches….

It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot…

The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE ….

The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”…

What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich…

There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying…

Most big stars weren’t there…

CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom…

OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT…

SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST

Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot….

MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP…

Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies?

Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter

Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga…

Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost…

Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence…

EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander

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THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love…

Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits…

And Heather Graham…

And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar…

And Ashley Tisdale Face…

And Kate Hudson…

And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses..

Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage..

AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth…

Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen…

And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out..

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2016

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It’s Leap Year….

The 29th of February, or as someone out there calls it, the day he allows himself to go to the bathhouse to bang the fuck out and stock up on AIDS dick, once every four years, to allow him to go back to his wife and kids to live the good family life…

Maybe no one calls it that….

Oscars happened, I live tweeted it, #oscarssoboring #mediaSUCHpussies, but in more interesting news, I was sent a lot of fucking nudes. All without leaving my bed.

Because Girls, are you ready for this dated reference? Okay…Because Girl are like DVDs, don’t buy one, when you can rent a different one every night….unless you’re rich enough to buy a whole collection..because it gets boring to have access to ONE dvd….it’s reallly the reason why NETFLIX exists…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Every Leo Movie SuperCut
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Leo’s Acceptance Speech
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100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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Cute Girl Selfies
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Terrifying Robot Video by Boston Dynamics…
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Ellie Goulding is Decent…
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Margot Robbie – Tight Gold Dress
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MMA Backfist
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini
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Office Chairs that Park Themselves…
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck Divorce
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Cooking a Steak with a Blow Torch
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How To Steal Two Cell Phones with One Robbery
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Kesha’s Song for her Fans is Creepy
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A Bunch of Cute GIrls
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2016

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12.5 in Facebook Jail

It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

It’s Oscar Weekend and I generally try not to watch Award shows anymore, I used to LiveBlog the shit, but seems pointless when the rest of the world is doing the same thing…

I guess now that I’m in Facebook jail, I can look forward to NOT SEEING people’s predictions, commentary and overall annoying behavior that if you were in a room with them, would probably make you want to punch them in the face, but on social media, we accept it all and join the conversation – like it’s even a conversation…

It’s Oscar weekend…and you shouldn’t care, Oscars are a dated concept the internet killed off their relevance because now it’s all about social media…but maybe it’s a good excuse to pawn myself onto some girl with cable’s house where I start jerking off to the in memorial shit…


CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

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CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Here are the rest of the LINKS…

Honest Trailers of Oscar Nominated Movies
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Things that Bounce….
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A 16 Year Old Almost Took Out Kim Cattrall’s House
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Justin Beiber’s New Step Mom in Underwear…
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Taryn Manning’s DJ Set is Haunted by Brittany Murphy’s Ghost…
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Tallulah Willis Chest
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Jennifer Bambi Martine in a Bikini
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Slutty Rachel McAdams..
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Elizabeth Banks in a Sheer Dress
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Jen Garner on Ben Affleck!
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Kylie Jenner Didn’t Get Boobs…
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Leo’s New Pussy
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How Much Stock It Takes to Stock a Cruise Ship
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Abbey Lee Kershaw Bikini Top
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Jenna Dewan – Beach Photoshoot
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Kelly Rohrbach on Baywatch..
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UK Tit Flash
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Miranda Kerr’s Jogging..
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Woman Reverses Into a Shop Window
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How Full House Deals with Michelle’s Absence….
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My Own Private Idaho Nudity
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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Tits
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Guy Doesn’t Know What To Do When Tornado Siren Goes Off
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Instagram Model CJ Franco See Through
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Girls and Nipple…
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Girls in Dresses
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Some Serious Slaps
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage….
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Crazy Ski Run Down French Mountains
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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Nudes
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The Macbook Selfie Stick
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Kate England Ass in Shorts….
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Skateboarder Jumps Down 25 Stairs
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USA Women’s Gymnastic Team Video – Perverts
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Urinal of the Day
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Some Whore Amanda Geores See Through
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Flipper Boy is Disturbing as Fuck
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Just Fucking on the Bus
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Naked Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex
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Lesbians!
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Hilary Craig is Flashing in a Record Store
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Some Blonde Bimbo Looks Good…
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Rainbow Out of His Ass
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

26

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass in Leather Pants of the Day

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I wonder what message Bella Thorne is trying to send….

” #longhairdontcare #brunette #tan #streetfashion”

But it seems intellectual…so well thought out….so inspiring..

This is the kind of shit that will take kids in the right direction, it will show them the way – and teach them what is morally right and what will improve their lives as inspired and productive people…

This is everything….they need to know…

Here are her feet..

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She was also at an event…in white…because her loving herself, whoring herself, self promoting herself, has paid off….

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2016

26

Feb

Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Fanning getting some free shit because OSCARS!!

Good thing she doesn’t need to spend that hard earned money on buying her own shit…good thing she can focus that insane amount of money she has for doing very little of substance for herself…and just use her celebrity as a currency to get free shit…good thing she gets paid stupid amounts of money so that she doesn’t need to spend it on useless CHANEL things…because that would be wrong to pay her all this money and expect her to carry a brand’s bag for free…

I understand why celebs don’t pay for shit, because shit like Chanel actually costs very little to produce, a 30,000 dollar purse costs that brand 300 bucks, so to give a bitch like Dakota Fanning a 300 dollar purse that they pretend is 20,000 dollars, sells a lot of purses, and even if it’s just one, they’ve already made 100 times their money..

I just think it’s funny that rich people get everything for free, but not as funny as the faces that Dakota Fanning…CHILD OSCAR NOMINEE is making…

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