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2016

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s for Calvin Klein of the Day

We can all agree that Kendall Jenner isn’t hot. She’s not interesting. She’s just a puppet used by her family to peddle product. She will eventually realize this in some kind of breakdown. I’m sure at this stage of Vapid and riding high, she’ll be delusional and love every second, but when the mom dies of cancer, and she will, she needs to…the rest of the family will crumble…making her as obsolete as she can be…no longer getting campaigns…eventually killing herself or doing something positive…

Doesn’t matter, because right now, she’s doing big things for every brand…including Calvin Klein…milk her when you can…everyone else is….except you…because she’s too rich, famous for nothing, talentless and bratty for that…

This bitch is everywhere…

Here are the rest of Calvin Kampaign pics…

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2016

27

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood See Through for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood was in Playboy. She is only on TV or Twitter famous because she spread her vagina…naked…in that magazine and really she wasn’t really famous on TV, she was on some sinking show that made Olivia Munn, but that was still garbage…

Her posting her fake tits in a skimpy outfit should not be endorsed, celebrated, or even jerked off to…it’s been done, it’s played out, because if anything this is supposed to be the only thing she does…

If anything we should hate her and her fake tits for turning her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore….she has misused them and their fake titty powers….right?

All this to say…She’s had Anal Sex with Ryan Seacrest…we just don’t know who’s on top…

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2016

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day

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I guess Will Smith has invested in Stance Socks…they are Mormon run and not Scientology or faggot run, which would make the whole thing kind of weird…if she wasn’t 15 years old…which is the average age of a Mormon sister wife…at least based on Mormon tradition…start pumping out those babies…and to really commit to our Mormon ways…let’s just do a weird sock fetish shoot with the 15 year old…because her dad’s into whoring her..because this isn’t a lot of clothing based on the Mormon underwear the mom’s of the Stance Socks dudes wear…seriously, google Mormon Underwear…it’s great…

This is not very Mormon…

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2016

27

Jan

Charlotte McKinney Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…

THE COVER OF GQ MEXICO…you know tap into that massive market that isn’t even a long flight to go to events and work there…when the people of Mexico fall into her big tits and American look…thinking how typical and boring it is…straight from the white streets of trashy even when you’re rich Florida…

I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

I just wish people cared enough to go mental at this Cultural Appropriation, where are the college kids to fight for the rights of Geisha girls…you know if she was in a indian head dress they’d go nuts, even though three years ago they were rocking the Indian DOT at Coachella..fucking idiots..

Bootleg Kate Upton who is already bootleg…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

27

Jan

I wonder What Megan McKenna Does of the Day

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Her name is Megan McKenna….and I’ve never heard of her because I’m not from the UK, and when I saw she was from the UK, because she’s showing her ass in the UK outside some club, I figured she was just another one of those big titty stripper/ bottle service girls who likely gets naked in low budget shoots, or on low budget trashy as fuck TV, because that’s what the UK likes to do with their good looking, fake tan, ethnically ambigious girls, who look like hookers…because they are hookers and who use the paparazzi to end up on Celebrity Big Brother…

The fascinating thing in all this isn’t her cheesy face, or fake tan…or her shamelessness, it’s how shitty her ass is at 23, but I guess she’s not actually 23, and more importantly, she’s from the UK, they don’t see the sun, don’t workout, eat potatos and slop, and don’t have teeth, which in her case helps her career…

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2016

27

Jan

Eva Amurri Fitness of the Day

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What the fuck is this cheesy, low grade photoshoot shit….this bitch is

Susan Sarandon’s rich kid spoiled brat who even has a career thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid..but the career…is more showing her tits…

She can afford to get herself an actual photographer, not some bootleg porn PA who they give the camera to to take the stills no one cares about…

This is garbage…but she’s in a squat..all mom of 2 of her…and I guess she’s more interesting when not running her own “Lifestyle Blog”…and more into showing off her massive tits…before they got pregnant…

The useless kid of Janet from Rocky Horror’s tits..was set of tits on Californication, because let’s face it, Californication would cast any low level, bootleg actress for their topless parts… CLICK FOR ClIP CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Amurri|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Rumer Willis’ Potato Head Distracted by Tits of the Day

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Rumer Willis potato head is looking better than ever. We can assume that her mother has given her access to the trust fund, allowing her to follow in her footsteps, and not to necessarily fuck her way into acting jobs, slowly becoming the highest paid woman in hollywood in the 90s, but instead to go under the knife…because when you’re as vain as Demi, you have to have a guilty conscious for making this creature you called Rumer…because she was a Rumer…and I guess still is….

Sometimes you have to love the garbage no one wants.. because you are its mother…and your DNA lie made it….otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….and that’s not an option….so helping her survive with plastic surgery…is just the human and motherly thing to do..

The reality is that under all my layers of hate for overrated ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….I am usually into the underdog dogs..even when they are rich and trust fund owning…and not unfortunate at all…especially when you factor in their tits…that they clearly factor in…right..

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz Goes Black and May One Day Go Back…TBD…of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is fucking Chance the Rapper. They went to a Miguel concert, so ethnic, and apparently that means the 18 year old is taking a big black dick, and who the fuck cares, we’re in a Black Lives Matter era where people shit on White Privilege, meaning if she were to not fuck a black guy, that’d be racist in and of itself…

There was a time when black guys, no matter how rich they were, were forced to fuck the fat white girls that the white guys didn’t want, and obviously the edgy, exciting, daring women who were into black dudes, like Heidi Klum…

There was a time that guys who are around 40 years old would dump their girlfriends if they found out they banged a black guy, they just couldn’t get over it, because white privelege..But now, hip hop is mainstream, black people aren’t slaves and have become top tier producers, citizens, etc…despite what you racists want to think…

The truth is, I’ve never been offended by white girls banging black guys, I’ve seen it go from fantasy to mainstream over the last 30 years and I’ve found it funny…you know seeing these white girls pissing off their dad’s for bigger dick and athletic sex…but I’m not a white racist…who obsesses over 18 year old barely interesting comic book characters in movies….and that’s why I am loving this story…

When the white girl gets a black boyfriend, her weirdo fans freak the fuck out. It happened to JOJO but are we passed that…I mean if you base things on the Oscars, obviously not..but if you base it on everything else in popculture…then probably are…

Either way, I just think her getting railed by a huge dick whatever color it is is hilarious..it’s just representative of all girls…of all ages…wanting big dicks..to fill them hoping to fill their empty souls…

She’s 18 and leaving nightclubs, because when you’re famous, the drinking age is whenever you want. In some cases, murdering is accepted too…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…

Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit…

She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage…

But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her…

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