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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Figures it All Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne has figured out the basics of social media, do as many slutty things as possible, but make sure they don’t come across slutty, and that people on the surface would have to question “is she trying to be slutty or is that just how the kids dress at the gym”…you know be as innocent in your presentation, but as whorey in your delivery or intentions, so dudes can jerk off to you, but when asked you can play it off as “I’m just at gym… working out…in a sports bra with my fat young tits hanging out…as I move is slow rhythmic motions similar to getting a slow fuck on…where I take all of the cock in me…bottom out on my pussy”….

Not that she’s actually “young tits”…I still want to do a carbon test to see how old she actually is…I’m convinced…it’s all lies…media is all lies…even these tits may be lies..but at least she gives us enough innocent material to disprove that lie..

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2016

Jan

Rita Ora Wants You to Notice Her of the Day

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Rita Ora is a mission…showing off as much skin as possible, in this case her thick thighs and a skirt that would imply she’s not wearing underwear…because that’s how you create content as a voice of the generation no one really listens to because there is no actual voice to this generation…it’s all just commercialized garbage paid for by corporation to sell people because it is catchy and hits number 1 on the charts..

Not that that has ever happened to Rita Ora, but she’s working on it, she just needs some catchy bullshit song like “I Kissed a Girl”…that is moderately relatable to 15 year old girls to some catchy robotic beat…and boom…the dumbed down idiots will eat it up..

NO political change will happen, but designer clothing the act wears in the video will be sold…and I guess that’s what matters and that’s what keeps this retard world going round…

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2016

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

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Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy…

It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know…

Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan….

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2016

Jan

Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day

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Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago….

They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring…

I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless…

If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA

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2016

Jan

Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

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I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself…

In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote:

“Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …”

Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit…

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2016

Jan

Woman VS Wacka Flocka of the Day

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Some white girl culturally appropriated hip hop by going to one of their private white’s can watch and pay money, but can’t participate, because black lives matter events, even though their music is put out, booked and promoted by white people, and their audience they target is white people, not to mention the girls they culturally appropriate by getting their wet white pussies dripping off their big black cocks, is what they roll through after every show…like this one who ended up backstage, where she ran up to the rapper she probably wanted to fuck, Wacka Flocka and danced like some kind of monkey mocking him, or maybe ratchet women who she has seen in his music videos…just badly and white girl twerking…making for a awkward moment as everyone looked on….

White college girls fucking love all hip hop, I mean they really fucking love black guys in general…even the girls in Phoenix who are being shit on for accidentally standing in their *RINE* shirt formation…all of whom probably listen to rap, since it is pop, and fuck black guys, because that’s what white girls do…

Which brings up some Mackelmore, who is such a pussy bitch – a white rapper who couldn’t make is as a rapper so he made it singing preschool level politically correct overly positive songs – like “white privilege” calling out Miley Cyrus, who is not a rapper, and the one about his gay uncle for all the gays to connect to- all to sell out and make money off a generation of pussy bitches…like a modern day kid’s show host…

So all this cultural this belongs to us, and that belongs to them, white privilege, don’t do yoga, all spearheaded by white college girls, is pretty boring, uptight, let people do whatever the fuck they want, fuck.

We are all God’s people. Unite.

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2016

Jan

The Olympics have New Policy on Trannies of the Day

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If I was trying to win an Olympic Gold – I’d take estrogen for a year and Lady Bug those Olympics. RIP Jonathan Brandis –

“International Olympic Committee: Agency Changes Guidelines for Transgender Athletes in Competition – The new guidelines allow transgender athletes to compete after one year of hormone replacement therapy, without having to undergo gender reassignment surgery.”

I’m no scientist, but the olympics are assuming that if I am a man who trains 20 years for a sport, I can spend 1 year on estrogen, and it qualifies me as a woman. TO compete against other women.

As an obese man, I have higher testosterone than most women, but most women can outrun me.

So if my sole goal is to win an Olympic medal but I can’t qualify, I’d just take hormones to change to the women’s section and get more glory being the first trans winner.

The Olympics are saying – it’s even, fair, just take hormones for a year, you don’t even need to chop your dick off.

Because every chick with a dick I’ve met – has not been an olympian not a sex worker….so Olympian trans people will be athletes who will do anything to win…

Seems like an olympic Gold loophole….

Soon the Olympic categories will be Men and Men on Woman Hormones. Women won’t even qualify. Yet the feminists will fight for this because they are PC idiots…who don’t realize TRANS is an attack on their gender. It’s the Patriarchy taking women jobs…and in this case Olympic glory…

IN CONCLUSION – GIVE TRANNIES THEIR OWN OLMPICS – I BET IT’D GET MORE VIEWERS

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2016

Jan

Dude Attacks an Escort in the Bathroom and Other Videos of the Day

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I Love FEMEN Tits…because they HATE penis

Kid Gets Dildo Stuck in Bike

Man Rides Scooter with Umbrella Holding Dog

Man Boycotts the Snow Storm

Undercover Cop Takes Out Robber

Backflip Burpees…

Snow Penis of the Day

Handstand of the Day

Dude Almost Dies after his Car Breaks Down

Face Piercing in India…

Guy Does the Fireworks in a Bucket Challenge

Car Jacking Video…

Northwest Indiana – Do You Recognize this 7 Eleven Clerk Killer?

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The Snowstorm didn’t kill the Kardashians…but it did look like a vagina…

There is no justice in the world…except maybe in Japan…just check out this breakfast baked good sugary Japanese snack my friend just posted on facebook…there’s even strawberry flavor for the virgin effect…brilliant..

Here are some morning links…

Storm Jonas in Pictures
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Snowboarding in New York City
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Chelsea Handler is Topless Panhandling..
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Snowy Steven Tyler Crashing a CNN Broadcast
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Windmill Dunk from the Free Throw Line
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Slutty UFC GIrl
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Girls in Lingerie
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Panda Plays in the Snow
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Game of Thrones Season 6 Teaser
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Katy Perry is Fucking Orlando Bloom
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Sheer Bottoms of the Day
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Girl with Legs…
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Backstreet Boy APology is Hilarious
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Dinosaur Shoveling Snow
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope the winter storm kills the Kardashians…and really most of Hollywood….and the internet.

We need a reset…

It should probably kill my social media accounts too…but I’m too busy killing them with so much – nonstop funny…and amazing…with jokes about trannies using fleshlights, vaginas being so bad we need anal, pugs not drugs and other magic…

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Reflection of the Day
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VAGINA WALL
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Kylie Jenner in Tight pants
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Some Hot UFC Girl
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Christina Ricci Lives!
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Tight Sweater
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Farrah Abraham at the Porn Convention
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War Dance Wedding…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Drug Bust Prank with Wu-Tang Clan
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Dashcam Flip
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10 Cool Opening Shots in Film
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One Direction is a Dad
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Gays Touching a Vagina
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Emrata is a Big Titty Whore
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10 Drawing Tricks
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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week…
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Hot Big Titty Tennis Slut
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Hockey Referee Knocked Out…
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Duck Dynasty Couple Adopt a Black baby
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Driving a Ford Model T
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Aubrey Plaza is a Whore
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Charlotte Crosby in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey’s Ring is 35 Carats – What…
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Vanessa Hudgens From Behind
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Kristen Bell has Huge Tits
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Slow Motion Tanker Implosion
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Charlotte Rampling Tits…
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Brenda Song Weird Toplessness
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Sluts on the Beach
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Dickhead Kid Loses Match to Twin Brother – Punches Him in Nuts…
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Rumer Willis in Leggings
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Jojo Hard Nipples
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Siri Questions in Sick Hindi Beatbox
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Kirsten Dunst Skinny Legs
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Nina Agdal is a Whore
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Jamie Foxx is Not a Hero…
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Slut of the Day
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Girl Shows Boyfriend How To Shoot
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Britney Spears is the New Bob Ross
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Deadpool for Australia Day
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Flashing Kids at the Mall Prank
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Brazilian Girls Kick Ass
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Sexy Ass Dance
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Jesus…Intense Dry Fuck…
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Girl Takes Us in the Changing Room
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Naked Yoga with Some Slut
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Eastern European Slut of the Day
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Robber Gets Punked!
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Redhead Masturbation
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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