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2016

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a monster. I forgot she existed, but there was a time she was the huge tits in all the popular movies, and her body caught up to her, making her this really fat, unable to keep a man like she was Jennifer Aniston, only to get in shape to finally get a man, willing to knock her up, allowing her to going back to staying fat, now that she got what she wanted before menopause…and I guess she’s trying to hide her fat and lazy mom body in the biggest fucking sweatshirt, reminding me of some early 90s visits to the Walmart, or in your high school where all the fat women dressed like this, I mean all women dressed like this, making it impossible to know what tits you wanted to fuck, you’d just have to guess, like some kind of game show, hoping that under the tarp or poncho was good….the bigger the sweater, the bigger the monster, and spandex, is probably a better approach…

I guess no one cares about Jennifer Love Hewitt, or her big tits anymore, but I still remember the glory days…because very little has happened the last decade for me, it’s really just another

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2016

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Booty from the Side of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wants you to see her booty in a tight dress…kind of like she wanted you to see her nude pics she took when she was 18, but pretended she was 17, only because it was a good strategy to get it deleted off the internet, since most people didn’t find the nude selfie hot, even though it was a pioneering move in nude selfies, one of the first to use a camera phone to self promote and pretend to be exploited, in an era where prior to the camera phone, you needed to use a digital camera or polaroids to pull off…genius…attempt to differentiate from Disney…either way, she’s still a girl exploited by her parents, to be hollywood, wanting you to say “check out her ass”…works for me.

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2016

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is some Hungarian model who is the face of a Calvin Klein campaign that Calvin Klein doesn’t really need at this point in time, because they hit big with the re-release of their famous underwear elastic band, and every fame whore, sugar baby, slut who stages photoshoots for herself with local photographers, for fake publications, is all about the Calvin Klein.

The fact that Calvins have gone viral almost offends me, not that I actually care, but I remember how they relaunched last year, using Kardashians, and other instagram whores, and boom, the followers started following.

It’s a reminder of two things, the first is that the general public are fucking followers, who follow trends, and despite saying they hate the Kardashians, still buy into what the Kardashians are selling like a bunch of fucking lemmings…

The second, is that I am horrible at marketing, since nothing I’ve ever done has gone viral…

I guess this campaigns is just Calvin saying “I won this round, again, because I know how it works, here’s some model I don’t need posing, because I’ve got no reason to, but because I can, fuck you all, I own your underwear, you have my name on your fucking pussy you whores, you’re all whores, now let me board my jet”…

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2016

Jan

Trying to See Jennifer Aniston’s Old Lady Vagina of the Day

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Every now and then, not very often, but when presented with pictures like this, I like to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control…..

It took her 40 years to land a man willing to marry her, while at one point in time she was a rich TV sitcom star everyone wanted to fuck thanks to her constantly hard nipples…but every guy would run from her as soon as he saw that window of opportunity.

She must be really intolerable, a bitch, needy, demanding…with an ego that doesn’t allow her to get with guys like me, who would be more than happy to use her for her money and access to a pool. Living that vacation life due to her lottery win that was a career despite having no talent….

She normally milk’s her nipples, not literally, since the no baby thing, but figuratively, so it’s interesting to see her with this crotch tease, without showing her crotch, which is what makes it a tease…the kind of thing that gets girls raped by men who can’t handle being teased….we call it the “slutty outfit” excuse.

Seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool is a fetish of mine, seeing old ladies in tight dresses, SPANXed the hell out, is not…but it happened…

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2016

Jan

Karlie Kloss Legs for Some Campaign of the Day

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Karlie Kloss probably likes to hear that she’s best known for being a fashion model, but she’s probably best known as a mall brand, commercial sell out model, because it’s good to be famous and well paid, while walking runways for pretentious brands doesn’t pay nearly enough or give that stamp of approval every girl wants.

I like to think of her as Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll, who has been rumored to actually lives with her, which is typical of all models, they do that sugar baby thing, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…likes having a barbie doll and friends…and these people don’t mind the attention they get….even if they are part of some weird rich person sex cult…

Doesn’t matter, here are her 6 foot tall legs in a campaign, I never found her erotic, not even when visualizing her scissoring Taylor Swift, and I don’t find her erotic in this campaign, but there are legs and legs are a fetish of mine..and this is about me…so here it is.

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2016

Jan

Mariah Carey Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

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Mariah Carey is dating James Packer, who is some Australian casino owning billionaire, who has decided to funnel some of her father’s fortune, now that his father is dead and he has control, into Hollywood, where he’s pretty much running or financing every movie being made, allowing him to attend all the hollywood events, while controlling all the power in Hollywood because he signs the checks, making all the whores in Hollywood suck his dick and suck up to him hoping to keep working, or having the security to not work, by following him around…which I guess gets boring, because after dropping Miranda Kerr as his paid employee, since that bitch is a hooker, he’s decided to stick it to Mariah Carey, who I am sure appreciates that he’s rich, but has had a ton of her own money for a long fucking time, and doesn’t really need his billions to get by…..but it’s nice…since her last husband and baby daddy had 12 dollars when they met and is on salary for the rest of his life…so it’s probably a nice change for her…

She’s looking pregnant, may be pregnant, could just be barrel shaped and chubby due to menopause, which I guess is the opposite of pregnant, and normal for someone like her in her 50s, alld unable to get pregnant, but then again these rich people are capable of all kinds of scientific feats…and really, who the fuck cares…

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2016

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

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2016

Jan

Kristina Sheiter by Kesler Tran of the Day

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There are too many aspiring models, who aren’t quite actual models, but are so vapid and lazy that all they want is to be a model, getting naked for random photographers who are virtual no names but have an instagram following, for magazines that barely exist, but that I like to pretend I’ve had a subscription to for the last 20 years, because their journalism is just that on point, that I can’t imagine a life without them…you know up on some National Graphic expedition level content, only the “naked girl in an apartment on a bed for free” version…run through a ton of fucking filters, not even interesting or documentary of the youth, but rather staged cheesy posed shit…but they are naked and naked girls, who get naked for free, are naked…and I love naked and so do all dudes making people like this semi-matter….not enough to get paid, but enough to get followers, which in turn will get them paid…it’s a grind…a lazy fucking grind…that all comes back to “why do you want to be a famous model again?”…what went wrong in her life or in society that value is put on being another one of the thousands of naked girls who are too pussy to do porn, but who aren’t too pussy to get financed by rich dudes, because I guess they think they deserve it..modern stripping maybe….modern hooking…social media to get the good life paid for…who knows…it’s just garbage…and here is Kristina Sheiter, another one of these thousands of girls, out there naked to grow her audience…hoping to go viral and mainstream, while hoping the dudes who are paying extra for raw unprotected sex that are playing the Boyfriend part…don’t make her go viral in the herpes way…but they will…and I guess it’s worth it….

Here are some pics for Treats!, the hub of LA sugar babies shooting pics for no real reason in magazines no one really cares about..but she’s hot – so let’s help her live that dream!

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2016

Jan

Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy

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One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic…

Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club”

You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering.

But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture…

“when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains…

I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt.

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2016

Jan

Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day

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Apparently Miley Cyrus is back with her “fiance” Liam Hemsworth.

In case you don’t remember, before she went off the fucking rails and became the Miley Cyrus people actually cared about, she was engaged to Liam Hemsworth….

You know the Queer or Bisexual, genderless, pussy pretty much spread in every photoshoot she did, in outrageous costumes, trying to be weird, but pretending it happened organically, while the analytical mind and pretty much everyone except some basic kids and old people knew she was ripping off some weird tumblr personalities, shamelessly, getting rich off the ideas of others, like she was Amy Schumer stealing jokes and getting famous for it, all to make her connect with the people who don’t see right through her bullshit…all while showing tits, making it worth looking…low hanging fruit..

Well, she’s just a Disney star, phoney bullshit…and I’m all for her showing us her tits…even when I know everything else about her is a fucking lie…including but not limited to this publicity stunt with her ex because these Hollywood types, even when they play the “I dont give a fuck”…actually care and crave being talked about…

Under all her costumes and silly is the exact same lame girl she was 4 years ago….which is why she’s gone back to this…after fucking a lot of people during their break…not the Hemsworth cares, he’s just in this for the press.

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