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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a dream…

That I’d never have to update a blog like a teenage girl again.

I have a dream…

That I wouldn’t need to compete on social media for fans like a teen girl.

I have a dream…

That I am not addicted to this shit, as I wait around for the day to turn into going to get drunk.

I have a dream…and here it is in stepLINKS…

Not as inspiring as Martin Luther King, I won’t have a day named after me, where peopled don’t work, but good enough.

Monday Thigh Gaps
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Slutty Lady Gaga’s With a Lesbian
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Netflix Announces Premiere’s for 10 Original Shows
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Juno Temple Braless
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GQ is Homo
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22 x 22 Rubiks Cube
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Cuba Gooding Jr Didn’t Meet OJ…
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage…
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Eating Weird Dishes from the 1950s
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Olivia Wilde Braless…
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Jada Pinkett is Boycotting Oscars
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Jacki Sandler See Through…
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Slut of the Day
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Scary Doll Comes To Life
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Lisa Maffia Large Boobs
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Julie Engelbrecht Naked in a Movie
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Suicide Squad has New Poser and Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Good…
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Monika Synytyzc Modeling…
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Toni Braxton See Through..
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Irina Shyak in NYC
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Two Dinosaurs Having Sex
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Kate Winslet Begs For Leo’s Oscar….
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Sara Jean Underwood in a Thong…
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Nathalie Emmanuel Bra – Top
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5000 Watt Wasp Killer
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Nicole Scherzinger Butt
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Farting Waffle is Silly
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Huge Tits
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Older Guy Out Dances Everyone in The Room
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Male Escort Named Big Red Banged Tom Cruise in 1999
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Carly Rae Jepsen See Thru Monster….
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Cars Crashing in the Same Corner
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Sexy Magician
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Amy Schumer wants to Eat Out Lily TOmlin…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Stripper Goes Mental!
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Blonde Slut Masturbates All Day….
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Big Titties…
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A Girl and her Excellent Breasts
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Twerk of the Day
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Can’t Wash the Dirty Off these Sluts
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Eat Your Milk and Ceral.
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Weirdest Masturbation Ever
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Charlotte McKinney Nipples
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1/4 of Adults Have Had Sex in the Gym…
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Malin Akerman Had a Hard Time Keeping a Straight Face in Sex Scene with Paul Rudd
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Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

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Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is…

Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.”

I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about.

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2016

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere has some huge fucking tits…not sure how that happened, maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy…all milk filled…but they are probably implants that she got to make her really broad muscular gymnast looking back more proportionate…

I feel like we already knew she got implants, it’s already been discussed, but I don’t keep track of any of these bitches, especially not Hayden Panettiere.

She is virtually a no one..but she’s got a solid fan base of people who like girls who are 4 feet tall who fuck, marry and get knocked up by someone 6 foot 7…in some creepy Russian fetish sex…that confuses me, makes me think of some kind of sex circus, that I want to watch…

She also survived another sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date featuring her soap star mother and father letting their Hollywood friends ave their way with her….a possiible lie…totally disgusting…but believable if you know anyone in Hollywood…and if true fucked up enough to make her a good time….in all her damage…and possibly the reason she needs such a big dick to fill her…

I guess what I’m saying is…Good Cleavage…Good Times…because with tits like this she hardly looks like an overrated midget from a TV show no one cares about…except fans from when she played a superhero on TV…who are loyal thanks to a lack of social skills.

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2016

Jan

Emma Watson’s New Look of the Day

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Emma Watson is the Harry Potter girl who I guess is mourning Alan Rickman’s death, you know because he was like a father to her or some shit…or maybe she’s just trying to hide her drunken face from the paparazzi…because she’s so famous and has been forever, that sometimes, she just wants her privacy, like when leaving nightclubs, possibly shit faced, or maybe rocking herpes scabs or puffy eyes from crying, since all these famous girls are fucking crazy girls…all needy and demanding and rich and fucking coddled…with friends who aren’t real friends but staff..in a trust no one, while being really insecure because you always have an audience…the perfect recipe for drug addiction and premature death…where all her fans will cry and share stories about jerking off to her at 14, but not in a creepy Harry Potter weirdo fan way, but rather in a “I was imagining her at 18, I’m not a pedo” way…

Either way, love her new look.

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2016

Jan

Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts…

I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife.

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2016

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day

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I used to work in an office filled with what were called metrosexuals, it was the late 90s and that was a thing.

They ran the gayest website of all time, I mean other than gay porn or gay content, since it was designed for the everyday man…but in all their going to the gym to shower together, while dressing in what they thought made them look GQ, getting their hair done, shaving their chests, talking about how to pick-up girls using their tactics, when really just wanting the gangbang to have an excuse to play with each other’s boners, in what was Euro homophobes, where the gayest dudes play hetero….leaving me to wonder “why do they hate gay dudes so much, when clearly they are the biggest fucking faggots around”….

Well back then, Cristiano Ronaldo, was their idol, they fucking loved this guy, they dressed like him, wanted to be him and there was no way they didn’t want to fuck them in their weird way – while he would probbaly fuck them because when he’s not pulling the Leo with models like Irina Shayk, and now Ambrosio for GQ….Euros…

Here are the pics…

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2016

Jan

Toni Garrn Ass From the Front Bikini of the Day

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Toni Garrn’s the girl who Leo pretended to have sex with in his “trust me guys I don’t fuck dudes, I fuck models, no seriously I fuck model, look at all the media stories on me, how could I fuck dudes if am with so many fucking models… I’m Leo and that’s what my PR team want me to present to the world, because a model womanizer for a man with many women fans is better than faggot”…

I just think it’s over the top, trying too hard, never ending “I fuck models”…it gets boring, which is probably why he fucks dudes, or is rumored to fuck dudes, when you can get EVERY single pussy in the world, maybe fucking a dude’s ass is the only way to really get excited…

Since no girls want to fuck me, that’s not really where my headspace is, but I don’t mind looking at what I assume is unscathed ass from the front on one of Leo’s pussies, he probably just talks about dudes with…but who knows..or cares..when there’s ass from the front…

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2016

Jan

Abbey Clancy Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…

Well, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, they could be divorced from him, but either way has a kid with him, so she’s the classy kind of girl who makes an athlete marry her before having his kid…unlike so many other escorts who see opportunity….this escort is a lady….

So thanks to her look, her hustle and her uterus, she’s pretty much got her retirement lined up, and she doesn’t have to work, which is convenient since she’s never worked, this is not work….but it’s putting effort into something, very little effort, I mean standing around in bikinis is rough when you’re a lazy bitch who spends the money of the guy you fuck….

But she’s hard at work – all in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get , because her baby daddy is out fucking groupies and she feels so alone in her good life…

Good times…

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2016

Jan

Josie Canseco in a Music Video of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter and she’s being exploited in some shitty music video that I watched on mute, wearing a thong underwear….in what I can assume is her attempt to pave her own career, without the security of her trust fund her dad’s set up for her, so that her days are semi-fulfilled, otherwise she’d just be a lazy rich kid…while now she can be a lazy rich kid who can pretend she’s busy because she gets booked to do nonsense once every couple of months and everything she does from going to the gym, parties, and everything else is a solid excuse to tell her dad she is working on her dreams of being an instagram model, famewhore, people follow and jerk off to…in what will never actually be a legit career, even though she’s got a great competitive advantage thanks to her famous athlete dad.

Who cares, rich kids trying to get famous, cuz they have everything else, is just standard fare…might as well just look at her ass…while she puts it out there. I just find it creepy that she has a feminine version of her dad’s name. It’s weird.

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2016

Jan

Joanna Krupa Topless Instagram of the Day

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Joanna Krupa was a stripper looking girl who never realized she was a stripper…you know a high priced escort who took a few decades to get to the point where she accepted being a an escort…and in her 20s her sex working was more a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines that featured her over and over again….

Then she turned 30, people stopped caring, the men’s magazines she was in stopped printing, and her low level jobs were probably barely paying the bills, forcing her into the rich guy circuit…who like their “girlfriends” to be whorish models…that are published…so they feel like they’re investing into something other people have paid for..it’s weird..but good self promotion or marketing for these girls, who if they did back pages, would be treated with less respect…

In her attempt to make it on her own, in the industry, she did some even went back to Poland to try to have a career there…before the miracle happened…a miracle called Dancing with the Stars…and all her dreams came true…

It was at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…and I use the word people loosely, I feel like those people are shit people, who watch shit tv and barely have brains…miserable half retards who watch these people…horrible..

Now that that show is over, she’s left to taking slutty pics of herself…for her barely engaged or interested fans…desperation, even on old ladies, smells good.

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