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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Jan

Charlotte McKInney Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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The shock of the year is that the low level producers who are re-doing Baywatch, didn’t low level produce the new Baywatch the way I thought they would by casting internet sensation, who has huge tits, Charlotte McKInney…as the Pam Anderson part. I guess she didn’t fuck Leonardo DiCaprio enough…

But the good news is that Charlotte McKInney still has her massive tits, that distract from her boring, rich Florida Trash face….because if breast cancer hit her…it’d all be over for her…so at least she’s got that going for her..IT’S WORKED OUT FOR HER SO FAR..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

Here are her silly clown tits…

TO SEE HER BIG TITS AT SOME RED CARPET SHIT CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards Happened of the Day

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I run I celebrity based website…I mean I don’t consider this a celebrity gossip website, it’s more a me making fun of celebrities, comedic, hate pop culture, too lazy to expose real people, while figuring these idiots lead the trends, which is terrifying, so why not laugh at it…

That said, I should have known the People’s Choice Awards were on, but instead I was told in bar “The People’s Choice Awards are On, my girlfriend, made me watch that shit, I can’t believe that exists.”….and I laughed at the fact that I’ve actually seen the People’s Choice Awards years ago, where they nominated Ashley Tisdale as the hottest girl in Hollywood, because she had the smartest script written to vote for herself on their website, as anyone knows that she of all people is not the hottest anything ever…

Meaning, it’s just a way for kids to interact with idiots they look up to who are terrible people, and I just can’t participate or put myself through that garbage, redundant marketing bullshit…it’s just noise to sell product…

But I can look at the pics….and ignore the pile of contrived bullshit…

Ashley Benson – Less fat that usual….

Debby Ryan looking like Jon Benet Ramsey….

Julianne Hough has probably had Ryan Seacrest eat her ass after doing coke off it…

Kate Hudson – Good Ass..

Lea Michele manly and mourning her ex fiance.

Lucy Hale – who gives a fuck…

Christina Milian fame whoring hard, this bitch will be anywhere…

Natalie Dormer – What the Fuck is that Face….

Sarah Hyland – 12 years old…

Vanessa Hudgens early adopter to nude selfies, so I like her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Genevieve Morton is Less Fat of the Day

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Genevieve Morton had the sads that she was getting old, and that her run with Sports Illustrated, which was 90 percent of the media she got and what she was known for was coming to an end…..so she started emotionally eating, it was a way to compete and repackage herself as a body positive model, while Kate Upton was pulling it off, it seemed like the natural thing for big tits to do…

Well I saw hope, I saw a delicate flower that just needed watering, so I decided to post really mean fat posts on her, so that when she went to eat that cake or sandwich, she’d think…”the internet makes fun of me”…

This is why bullying works…if the person doesn’t end up killing herself..first..

And in getting healthy, she found love, a boyfriend who she works out with and now looks better than ever…posting topless pics not TOPPLES SPICS on instagram…and it’s safe to say, despite being SOuth African, which is generally the worst kind of entitled…she’s magical…so love her.

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2016

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Amazing Tween Bikini Body of the Day

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This is what happens when you mix the DNA of a cheesy rocker in one of the world’s best selling band, Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame….with some groupie slut who was smart enough to become a model before instagram…who probably worked for very little or free…just to call herself a model..in efforts to fuck all the rockstar cock she could…because it was the 80s and 90s and that’s what these bitches were into..they were the overpaid DJs and vine stars… of their generation….

Well, like all the rich kids and celebrity kids she too wants her own personal brand, celebrity, and instagram following, because it’s so cool to feel wanted and validated by the public when you have everything else you’re bratty rich kid ass wants…even access to jobs…

So she’s posting bikini pics, that’s what they do….tits get hits…especailly when you look 14, despite being 18…

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2016

Jan

Bieber’s Pussy is Getting Aggressive of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin has been fucking Justin Bieber since before she was 18. ‘

I was at her 18th birthday party in some expensive house in LA, as I do, you know me and the Jenners having a pillow fight…ok I wasn’t there…but the party was put on by Bieber in a “I’m not going to jail for fucking this underage bitch, we got away with the scandal, that wouldn’t be a scandal, because she’s rich and her dad famous, despite being a weird Christian, wouldn’t press charges, because hollywood dads are the self involved weirdos who often do drugs with their kids because they are so damaged…

Well, I guess she laid down the law and decided it was time to put the pressure on him so he started posting pics of her to get more followers, and dude listened, because when you’re fucking a bitch amongst a bunch of bitches, you give her what she wants…as she whines for it…to shut her up…even if she’s uneventful, boring, and probably not a girl he still fucks consistently, but who is trying to extort him….and it’s working…because men are weak…

I guess when she’s not extorting Bieber, she’s posting pics of her in a tight black dress.

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2016

Jan

Alana Blanchard in Lingerie for Stab of the Day

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Alana Blanchard is some surf chick from the 1990s, who I guess used to get noticed because her best friend was eaten by a shark, and when you’re the bikini next to the one-armed Jesus freak, the spotlight catches a bit of you and people say “who’s the chick with two arms, she’d be way better at giving double handjobs than one arm, plus she won’t always talk about having one arm, and the story, and the fear, in the most annoying way you know one-arm does”….and instead she’ll probably talk about how she’s using a handicapped girl for her personal gain…which is awesome…HANDICAPPED USERS HAVE NO SOULS….

Apparently they get half naked for photoshoots in lingerie, on some low level Glamour model shoot, with their Fiance or boyfriend or husband, giving it the cheesy Sears portrait, even low grade “I’m pregnant in love’ tackiness people do…

But there’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food for the last decade to make her fatter than a pile of shit to insulate her in our damp basement apartment…

A wife that I should shoot a romantic glamour shoot like this with…because it’d be hysterical…where this is just fucking weird.

Nice fake tits though, better surf ass…these are from 6 months ago…

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2016

Jan

Nicola Peltz Crotch Shot of the Day

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It always fascinates me when a rich kid uses her trust fund or allowance for good not evil. You see if my father was a billionaire who I knew I was going to inherit all the money from, I don’t think I would do much more than sleeping, fucking, and getting fucked up until dying a premature death…or at least trying to spend every last penny of my father’s fortune with private jets and instagram hookers who want in on that…

I would not be on instagram, showing my ass, or pussy in panties…basically crying for attention, or begging for friends and follows, in the most basic way…

That doesn’t mean I mind when billionaire booty does this kind of thing, I mean this type of thing is important to our existence, however, I do think it’s a little low hanging…

Let’s see what her dad thinks of it:

Based on that, I’ll assume he loves it, because he worked so hard and as a Jewish man, he clearly likes to have a good time with good looking women he can buy…so why want anything less for his daughter than to be that good looking woman rich men want to buy…or maybe he doesn’t even notice her….like most of the rest of the world…I mean she was in transformers once…who cares…crotch shot!

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2016

Jan

AMy Schumer’s Furniture Designer’s New Marketing Plan of the Day

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I am a man and as a man I know that dudes have a capability to fuck anything…even the most disgusting of woman will have no problem getting a dick inside her….and some dudes just think it’s better than jerking off…or they are drunk….

So I have never been surprised when lifesize, broken face, disgusting body, even if she’s positive about her body, because I am also positive about her body, positive that it’s disgusting…

I’m not even going to get into her overrated and celebrated comedy that is making her a ton of fucking money and that people are eating up because it’s gone viral and she’s eating it up….because this is what she’s always wanted to prove to the world…

What I’m saying is that she’s garbage, and this dude pretending to love her realizes that, everyone realizes that, no one is really as stoked on her as the media lets on, especially not when it comes to fucking her, and if dudes out there actually fantasize about her broad, gross body, it’s safe to say they have a sexual disfunction, like they are the same guy who will fuck a farm animal..

Point of the story being, that this dude, is K-Fedding her. When you’re a furniture designer, who wants to get publicity, draw attention to your designs you’ve worked so hard on, and sell at high price tags, finding a fat rich chick who clearly no one has ever loved, even when using her as a cum rag in their masturbation that they eventually threw in the wash and forgot was ever a cum rag, because she was so keen on love, that it got annoying even if she let them fuck her up the ass on command, like a lost fucking puppy….

I know that there’s not enough alochol in the world to keep anyone happy fucking a monster…unless of course that monster is rich, famous and good for business, because she’s never had a boyfriend before and is so excited by it that she’ll promote the fuck out of the dude…

And I bed the dude pretends that he doesn’t want the publicity….BECAUSE HE WANTS THE PUBLICITY….like a sugar baby offering to pay for her dinner the first 4 dates to make the rich guy think SHE’S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY…

You’re all fucking stupid.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2016

Jan

Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day

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Sahara Ray’s first big topless shoot was a few years ago for a hipster pervert photographer named Purienne , for Lui, who was an instagram photographer before instagram, you know so he’s more legit than the other instagram models, because he probably uses an actual camera and knows how to take an actual picture, rather than just filtering the fuck out of a fucking picture…

Doesn’t matter…

Sahara Ray has this massive tits, and has gone onto be some crackhead, anorexic, big titty, Emily Ratajkowski, instagram model, who makes serious fucking money, and now she’s in Sugar Baby, LA Based, owned by rich guys who love instagram models, TREATS!

Showing tits, you’ve already seen….but she’s got over 1,000,000 followers…so she is obviously very very very important…

I don’t think she’s that interesting, but naked chicks….are naked chicks…you know…