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2016

07

Jan

Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day

Sahara Ray’s first big topless shoot was a few years ago for a hipster pervert photographer named Purienne , for Lui, who was an instagram photographer before instagram, you know so he’s more legit than the other instagram models, because he probably uses an actual camera and knows how to take an actual picture, rather than just filtering the fuck out of a fucking picture…

Doesn’t matter…

Sahara Ray has this massive tits, and has gone onto be some crackhead, anorexic, big titty, Emily Ratajkowski, instagram model, who makes serious fucking money, and now she’s in Sugar Baby, LA Based, owned by rich guys who love instagram models, TREATS!

Showing tits, you’ve already seen….but she’s got over 1,000,000 followers…so she is obviously very very very important…

I don’t think she’s that interesting, but naked chicks….are naked chicks…you know…

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2016

07

Jan

Man Robs a Girl’s Mini Skirt….and Other Video of the Day

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Drunk Dude Takes a Shit and Falls into It

Worst Suicide Attempt Ever

Fisherman VS Marlin

Naked Man in St Peter’s Basilica

Cops in Colombia VS Guy with a Machete

Dude Gets Hit Over Head with a Shovel

Man in Wheelchair Crushed by Cement Truck

Chick Gets Thrown In Sewer

Drug Deal Gone Bad

Gay Bash in Brooklyn

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night at a college bar telling the girls at the college bar that I was a visiting professor…and when they asked why I was unshowered, why I smelled, and why I was making them buy me drinks with their allowances is….I convinced them it was something I learned in my PhD studies…that things don’t matter…they were blown the fuck away…because this generation – is an easy fucking sell.

I didn’t get any bathroom blowjobs like I felt I deserved, but a stripper looking girl asked me to go home with her to cuddle…and I’m pretty sure cuddling to 22 year olds means anal…

Here are some morning links.

Hot Girls Laying in Bed – With Tits
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Gargling Up Close in Slow Motion is Creepy
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Dildo Horns
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22 Offensive MEMES
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Lindsay Pelas has Stupid Tits..
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Sam Jackson on Why He Says Motherfucker
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UK SLUT TITS
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Some Cheesy Babe in Lingerie
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Zoe Kravitz Sheer Top
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Sylvie Meis Oiled Up in Spandex
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Kristen Stewart’s in a Tight Dress on Fallon
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Karl Lagerfeld Hid 21 Million Dollars from the Government…
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Chris Pratt’s English Accent
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Hot Girls in Dresses – Slutty Slutty Dresses
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2016

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…good things happen, like a girl you’ve wanted to see naked forever, accidentally sends you a pussy pic…

Other times…they don’t…like when one of your homies accidentally sends you jerk off videos…claiming it was meant for a tinder chick…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Great Fucking Asses
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The Tom Brady Gisele Semen Diet
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Girl Gets Destroyed by a Hurdle
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Crazy Fire Work
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Jennifer Lawrence on her Having Sex When She was a Teen
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Some chick Named Natalia Borges Applies Sunscreen
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Ice Skating on Freezing Rain WHAT…
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Quentin Tarantino’s Handprint Ceremony Happened…
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Olivia Palermo in a Bikini
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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This is a Crazy Fucking Ass….
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Charlie Riina’s Nipple…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Page 3 Outtakes – TITS!
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Jessica Chastain – Boring as Fuck
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Glamour
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Racist as Fuck Star Bucks!
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Two Chicks from Arrow in Bikinis
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High School Basketball Coach VS Ref
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Sylvie Meis Bikini on the Beach
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So Much Christina Milian in a Bikini
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Kat Torres in Pink Lingerie
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Charlie Sheen Paid Blogs to Not Write Abotu His HIV
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Kris Jenner Makes Money of Rob Kardashian!!
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Chloe Grace Moretz in the Mean Streets
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Some Girl’s Great Ass
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Page 3 girls!
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Keri Russel is Knocked Up..
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Disgusting YesJulz Nipple
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Lea Michelle’s Dead Boyfriend Would Love her Current Boyfriend
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Tina Majorino Revealing Shoot
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Conan Helps a Student Driver
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23 Awesome Fails
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Britney Spears Performing!
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The Closest Thing to Lingerie on Something you Can Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Giant Soul Eating Vagina
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Hot Banana Sex of the Day
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Creeping on Hot Girls You Voyeur
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I Love Topless Miss Kentucky
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Check Out Some Great Asses
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Bromantic Fight!
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Hot Sluts Shopping Slutty and Naked in Stores Sluts
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Sexy Girls in the Woods
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Ebonee Davis Huge Naked Model Tits
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Armpit Fetish!
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The Most Ridiculous Tongue Ever
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

06

Jan

Magical Lindsay Lohan Topless and Covered in Mud of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan should be all of your spirit animals…because she’s a magical creature sent from heaven, covered in mud, topless….in recovery – but still broken…just the way I like them…and you should too.

The only tragedy in this, is not her life, her parents exploiting her and robbing her of her childhood…it is her lack of nipples.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

06

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Spread Leg Bikini Pic of the Day

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I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski senses that the end is near for a talentless girl with big tits…because the world just doesn’t give a fuck about her, she’s never done anything interesting that we could really get emotionally attached to, and in instead just an interchangeable set of tits, who will only get cast in movies, which is her objective, because the casting director is too lazy to dig a little deeper…and figure “she’s got a lot of followers thanks to her tits, she can’t be all that bad an option”…

I am convinced that 2016 will be the year that the 1000s of other girls just as hot as Emily Ratajkowski, overshadow Emily Ratajkowski….because tits are just tits…when they don’t do much more than this…laying in a bikini….

I mean fake or not, relevant or not, talented or not, cool or interesting or not…that’s a serious fucking body…weird belly button at all…but it’s still older than it was, more tired than it was, as lazy as it always was, and we can just google to see her pussy, so why bother with her really…

Because she posts pussy definition and side lip on social media – that I’ve been blocked on – even though she used to email me her photoshoots to post – unappreciative cunt – that’s why.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

06

Jan

Christina Milian Gets Her Asshole Waxed of the Day

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In shows you don’t care exist, and by shows I mean whore, Christina Milian’s got a reality show, like a bootleg Kardashian, that I assume no one watches…and in having a reality show, she did the most basic of activities to try to be funny, interesting, real, compelling, sexy, interesting, when having no real vision…and that’s getting her asshole waxed.

It seems like it’s been done before, probably by a Kardashian, because they are hairy and shameless…so it seems uninspired and stupid to me…even if she lets her sister take a shot at waxing her asshole…making things a little more intimate and fetish oriented for hairless asshole fetishists out there…

She’s rich already, she had a hit song and video in the 90s, she was slutty in that video…and it took her to becoming a rich guy’s baby momma…where she wrote songs for pop stars…making her more money…she is the back-up host on a huge show, The Voice…yet no one cares about her…which is about the level of caring she has for her kid, since as a mom who is always in a bikini or partying in Vegas…

Either way, I don’t approve of Christina Milian or her aggresive “make me famous and relevant”..by doing everything she can slutty or not…It’s tacky and boring especially when she’s already rich…just shut the fuck up…

Here are screenshots…what the fuck is this bottleg budget Kardashian bullshit…gor she’s annoying…

Here she is in a bikini – because she’s trying hard to be noticed…

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

06

Jan

Elsa Hosk Trying to Ramp Up Nudity in 2016 of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, the Victoria’s Secret model, who prior to Victoria’s Secret was a signed model because she’s tall, straight from Sweden or some Scandinavian country, and she spent the better part of her early career posing nude for free, to build out that portfolio…

Well look at her now..LOOK AT HER NOW….the tits got the right hits…so all you girls on tinder who I ask for topless pics of…it’s for your own good, your future, your career goals….I am here to help…for free..will work for tit pics..

Well, seeing as she comes from a softcore porn background, it’s only natural that her instagram would be something you could jerk off to…

All girls should look like this…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

06

Jan

Bella Thorne the Sports Bra Snapchat of the Day

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Perverts love this trick…and she fucking knows it because she looks 40, is probably 40 and any 40 year old woman you know, will have figured out how men work, especially creepy fucking friends who are into girls who they think are underage…it’s like cocktease those fuckers…whether in workout gear, or more specifically sports bras, filled with her silly tits…

Well, she’s taken the fetish or the cocktease to the next level by introducing “sweating” like she just got fucked or came to the mix…or more interestingly…”Dying”….for the guys who i guess know they’d only be able to fuck her when she’s dead, or at least burnt out so fucking hard that she can’t escape their sexually assault…that they don’t think is sexual assault…because some people are delusional and think the secret or surprise finger bang while the girl is half dead/dead/asleep is what her body wants even when her mind says no…you rapey fucks.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

06

Jan

Nina Agdal Trying to Ramp Up Nudity in 2016 of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a model who I call Downs Syndrome most of the time, mainly because she’s got this big Danish head….and when I am not doing that, I am calling her a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….and if I am not talking about that…than I’m saying she’s a drunk asshole who thinks she’s more important than she actually is…a second rate model, high end escort, model who barely models…

But sometimes, usually when naked, in her instagram pics or not…I see the light and get why people pay to fuck her…

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