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2015

24

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day

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Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits…

Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids….

Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom…..

She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it…

Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW|The Love Magazine

2015

24

Dec

Former Miss USA Kentucky Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Her name is Allie Leggett, and nothing says Christmas Miracle like this outtakes, and some official pics from her new book put out by friend and photography genius Jonathan Leder…

The Book is available HERE and is a great thing to own, because books are more fun to sleep with a cuddle with when you’re all alone in your shitty fucking life…a shitty fucking life made better with the work of people like Jonathan Leder who have the ability to get amazing shots of amazing girls who don’t give me the time of day, because like Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines, is all about the scandal via nudity…

I’m in love….

VIA Imperial Publishing

Posted in:Allie Leggett

2015

24

Dec

Drunk and High Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything. She’s been the constant Christmas Miracle in my life, solely based on the the fact that she exists, even if she doesn’t acknowledge me, is enough to keep me going, it’s an anything is possible, she’s some kind of words of wisdom, survivor, crazy person…and I find that inspiring…it’s like what should be institutionalized, masturbating on the bus to swim day at the institution, because chronic masturbation is all part of her disorder, or dead from the drugs and crazy, and not just on the inside thanks to her parents exploiting her…yet she keeps going..with her rich friends because she’s Lindsay Lohan….

There’s something really inspirational about seeing Lohan out partying…it feels like home for the fucking holidays…

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2015

24

Dec

Santa’s Twerkshop – Top Christmas Twerk Videos of the Day

I have no idea why I looked up Christmas Twerks on youtube, but I was curious to see whether they existed, and it turns out they do, or they did back in 2013 when Twerking was a thing, not that it was ever not a thing, girls shaking their ass is timeless, but for a minute and a half, it was everything…now it’s just…customary, standard, expected…..I figured you could bust out your Roll-Uh-Bowl , get “lit” (lol), and stare at these for hours…

Twerk Queen Louise

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Christmas Special…

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The Music Video Twerk

Posted in:Christmas|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

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This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting..

“There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter…

Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day

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I bet black guys, on this not so white Christmas, are loving this glittery fat ass implant ass on a very large, random shade of shit colored, clown make-up, large and in charge, Kardashian, who as we all know is probably OJ Simpson’s daughter…

She’s like a horrible, terrifying Christmas ornament no tree is strong enough to support, even if she has the bone structure of something that lives in the trees, or in a cave, or wherever monsters live..

I Don’t really understand why she’s doing these nude shoots, but it is safe to say she’s been working out and wants to play make-belief, like a bootleg Kim K, as the family puts a lot of importance on this behavior…and she’s been too ugly to do this kind of behavior…until now…never too late to get naked…except when you’re Khloe Kardasian, in which case…keep your pants on…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Is White Christmas Not PC Enough for College Campus and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Students Celebrate Christas Running Through Library

Santa Financing Gifts With this KFC Christmas Robbery

Nothing Says Xmas Like a Man High on Flakka Tased and Maced

Christmas FIJI Island Tourist Helicopter Crash

Porch Pirating is the Art of Stealing Packages on the Porches of Strangers

Chasing Evil Spirits on Christmas

Christmas Tree Man in Tokyo

In China Bride and Groom Fuck for the First Time in a Room of Spectators..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my Christmas season has been Christmas road rage…I was in my friend’s car, boxed into a parking spot by two idiot cars, one full of girls and another by some ethnic bald man with headphones in, and for 15 minutes they were fighting about who would get my spot, without letting me out of my spot, only for me to get mad….and tell them all I’ll fucking murder them if they don’t let me out…and all of a sudden, despite being held hostage by these pieces of shit…I’m the bad guy….

The good news is that I got to go into a new Victoria’s Secret store, where I stared at their campaign video on a TV wall, until staff asked me if I needed help, and when I said no, I was just here to watch the free porn….they had security escort me out…it was a good time…not a great time…but a good time….

I guess what I am saying is that drinking during the holidays is more fun than other times of the year, so let’s keep that up. Go Team…

Here are some morning links…


Disturbing Christmas Pic of the Day
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Pierre Edwards is a Hot Fuck
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots..
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Selena Gomez in Lingerie
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Another Hot Teacher Fucks her Students…
CLICK HERE

Sara Jean Underwood Underboob
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Comedy Central Hates Amy Schumer
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Side Boobs
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Jessica Alba’s Thighs
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Miss Colombia Got a Porn Offer
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Charlotte McKinney is some Big Fucking Tits
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Country Sluts
CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Dec

Daphne Groeneveld for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is not a Kardashian, yet she’s getting modeling work in prestigious magazines Like Vogue, who are normally all about the clickbait and who use the Kardashians to get the clicks, but maybe Vogue Korea is different…and they take anyone they can get because it’s Korea and Koreans don’t know better…or maybe not ever model needs to be a Kardashian to get work these days…and amazing faces like Daphne Groeneveld are allowed to exist, prosper, make big money, and most importantly…find a rich guy to knock her up…which I guess is a different world than the one I’m in, but I don’t mind staring at her pics to remind me that the fat strippers I pay 10 dollars a song to…are actually the garbage I am treating them like…

You can see her nipple in one of the pics….that excites me…because I am pathetic…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW