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2016

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

For as long as I can remember, I’m talking since I was 12 or 13, I’ve asked girls if they masturbate, if they have bush, how they masturbate and what they masturbate to…

Once things get lubricated and warmed up and our friendship is trustworthy, I ask what the weirdest thing they’ve masturbated to…the thing that made them question themselves..

Last night I asked a very normal, career girl with a Master’s Degree, not that that has anything to do with anything…what the weirdest thing she’s either got so turned on by she had to masturbate to…or the weirdest thing she’s masturbated to…

She told me “a picture of my great grandfather”…

I guess that’s not as crazy as this girl…who fucks her cousin….

I’ll just let that simmer – Here are the stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Fucking Booties
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Catherine Zeta HPV Tits
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Avril Lavingne Booty in Jean Shorts are Terrifying
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Guy Smokes a 65 Year Old Cigarette
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Ana Braga on a Bike…
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Izabel Goulart…
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Wife Called Out for Fucking her Cousin…
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Chick Who Accused Chris Brown of Assault is Naked – That’s how “Celebrity” Works…
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Lily Rose Depp is Amazing
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Scarlett Johansson in a Movie Poster
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UFC Fighter Punches Kid in the Stomach
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32 Badass Grandmas Who Don’t Give a F*ck
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Vin Diesel Peddling Street Sharks in 1994
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Megan McKenna Areola Slip!
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Rita Ora – Tight Dress
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Heidi Klum and Ben Stiller for Zoolander 2
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Lais Ribeiro Oiled Up
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Oxford Dictionary Calls Feminsits RABID
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Weird Marriage Laws You May Be Breaking Without Knowing
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Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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The quest for internet fame – should be the new “this is your brain on drugs” campaign for these idiot kids trying to go viral…and not in the getting Chlamydia way….
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Kanye and Wiz Khalifa had a Fight
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Paul Rudd Beats Stephen Hawking at Quantum Chess
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Karlie Kloss in a Magazine
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Arianna Celeste See Through Top…
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9 Year Old Girl Freaks Out Over Trump
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Great Places to Celebrate Mardi Gras
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Tori Wilson in Tight Dress
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Diane Kruger LEG
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Tattoos Inspired by Fallout
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Catherine Zeta Jones Titties
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Conan Trains with Military Dogs
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Olga Kurylenko’s in a Squat of the Dy
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Rihanna’s New Single…
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Ariana Celeste – Whoring on Snapchat
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Oprah Made 12 Million Easy
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Hot Naked Chick
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Skinny as Fuck Asian Working Out
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Hot Girls Nude Outside
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Awesome – See Through…
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Masturbating on the Beach…
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Tennis Titties!
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Creepy Gyno!
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Princess Levi in Panties..
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Redhead HandJob
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Tight Pussy – What What
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2 Drunk 2 Fuck…
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Mexican Defends White Woman from her Beating Husband
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Natalia Strips…
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Naked Dream Girl of the Day
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2016

27

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40.

She looks pretty good for 40.

I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18.

It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

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Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face…

You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture….

But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right?

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2016

27

Jan

What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is alot of hype, pretty much because she knows her angles. Bitch is a lie.

You’d be surprised at how shitty most of these bitches look in person, they are just fantasy, or lie, thanks to relatively decent, yet cheesy selfies and photos as they pretend to play model, in a properly timed era when that was a thing…and people fucking cared, before every famewhore on social media realized…that they could just do it themselves..

In more interesting news, here’s her boyfriend she likely cheats on had his fly down…

Fascinating stuff…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Words of Wisdom from Amber Rose of the Day

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Amber Rose tweeted this bullshit about fingering Kanye’s Ass, probably paid for by Kanye, who I’m surprised didn’t let her fuck him up the ass with the dick I assume she has, because she’s got that level of sex appeal…that of a tranny….

I don’t know why she thought this would be a big deal to all of us who assumed dude was gay…because every guy I know loves getting a finger in his ass everytime they get head…especially from whores. That’s why they pay them.

So in this day and age, how is a little innocent butt play a bad thing…for the person not getting shit on their fingers…

Amber Rose is a whore, still trying to whore, by kissing and telling, when any dude who has fucked a girl, has had a finger in their ass, or had a bitch eat his ass, I don’t like it but I’ve done it, and to try to leverage that for her own trashy stripper mom profile, is pretty fucking lame…and as much as I hate Kanye Kardashian, I can’t support a bitch trying to embarrass a dude who made her and paid her for things that aren’t even that big of a deal…when his fucking father in law is a fucking bitch…

You know what I mean, gay marriage is Legal, rappers have gang bangs, these rich peoole are crazy, getting fingered by Amber Rose, hardly immasculating…it just makes her look like a cunt…which I guess is a look she goes for…since dudes only want her to stick their dick in her..

Pornstar Lisa Anne got in on the fun…

I will spend the night organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted. all strippers rejoice! LOL

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) January 28, 2016

Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Some Chick who Accused Chris Brown of Assault is Naked

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Her name is: Lizane Gutierrez

Her story is: She accused Chris Brown of hitting her…and I guess no one cared or borther, they didn’t even really care when he beat the fuck out of Rihanna, at least not enough to get him arrested or to ruin his career. Motherfucker is still dancing like an angel for tween girls…

Her strategy to make it last is: To get naked wherever the fuck this is, showing the world her tits and pussy hair, because why the fuck not maximize whatever exposure you can get because when you’re a fake model, read PROSTITUTE, you do what you can to get that tabloid fodder you’ve dreamt of all your life to continue…

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2016

27

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s for Calvin Klein of the Day

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We can all agree that Kendall Jenner isn’t hot. She’s not interesting. She’s just a puppet used by her family to peddle product. She will eventually realize this in some kind of breakdown. I’m sure at this stage of Vapid and riding high, she’ll be delusional and love every second, but when the mom dies of cancer, and she will, she needs to…the rest of the family will crumble…making her as obsolete as she can be…no longer getting campaigns…eventually killing herself or doing something positive…

Doesn’t matter, because right now, she’s doing big things for every brand…including Calvin Klein…milk her when you can…everyone else is….except you…because she’s too rich, famous for nothing, talentless and bratty for that…

This bitch is everywhere…

Here are the rest of Calvin Kampaign pics…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood See Through for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood was in Playboy. She is only on TV or Twitter famous because she spread her vagina…naked…in that magazine and really she wasn’t really famous on TV, she was on some sinking show that made Olivia Munn, but that was still garbage…

Her posting her fake tits in a skimpy outfit should not be endorsed, celebrated, or even jerked off to…it’s been done, it’s played out, because if anything this is supposed to be the only thing she does…

If anything we should hate her and her fake tits for turning her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore….she has misused them and their fake titty powers….right?

All this to say…She’s had Anal Sex with Ryan Seacrest…we just don’t know who’s on top…

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2016

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

27

Jan

Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day

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I guess Will Smith has invested in Stance Socks…they are Mormon run and not Scientology or faggot run, which would make the whole thing kind of weird…if she wasn’t 15 years old…which is the average age of a Mormon sister wife…at least based on Mormon tradition…start pumping out those babies…and to really commit to our Mormon ways…let’s just do a weird sock fetish shoot with the 15 year old…because her dad’s into whoring her..because this isn’t a lot of clothing based on the Mormon underwear the mom’s of the Stance Socks dudes wear…seriously, google Mormon Underwear…it’s great…

This is not very Mormon…

Posted in:SFW|Willow Smith