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2015

Dec

Treats! Magazine Uses Instagram Models on their Latest Issue of the Day

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I find the idea of getting excited about an instagram model being naked in some bullshit LA based magazine, that is hardly about editorial anything, and more about rich guys throwing parties and needing an excuse to get the hot girls in….impossible…

I find the idea of getting excited model, who’s entire existence is based on being naked or at least hanging out with rich guys in order to finance their lazy life of touring event to event like they fucking matter…pretty fucking boring.

I am sure with a little google, you can see every single one of these low levels, who may pretend they are bloggers, or swimsuit designers, or travel experts who get free hotel rooms for a plug on their repetitive, boring, lack of creativity but they have tits account….

I know at least one of these “Cover Girls”…is a bottle service girl, another who did bootleg playboy…that means not even the real Playboy, but the Playboy run by Pornhub, another is named Rocky Barnes and she converted to be Jewish to marry some rich dudes she has since divorced, the other is Sahara Ray who was some low level hipster with a Surfer dad and big tits, Jasmine Sanders I don’t fucking know and never head of, but she was in Love Magazine Advent earlier today and I said

“On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..”

I stand by that…

Ellie Gonsalves dated a Jonas Brothers or some shit…or maybe she’s an “Australian swimsuit designer and three time Australia maxim cover girl”…shut the fuck up..

Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, but if she was she’d be more interesting…but I guess people find her interesting because she’s got 126,000 followers…thanks to posting butt shots and plugging teeth whitening products..

You get the idea, all the girls have over 100,000 followers and are eager…the guys behind it want to use their followers, who are all perverts, to grow their audience…basic marketing…and to get fucked by them, since rich guys like hot girls who take selfies all day, otherwise none of these girls would be financed or exist…

The only one worth noticing is Mel With a Rose…I like that one…I mean I don’t dislike any of these girls, I just find the whole thing so silly…brands thinking these people can sway me to buy anything beyond their tits…is just dumb and the fact there’s an insane ecosystem that is funded and these girls make 100k a month…blows my mind…it’s gotta end eventually…but tits have always got hits…

These are instagram models, in a bullshit nude photoshoot, for a magazine that isn’t a magazine, to attend parties for the magazines, to appease the rich guys who finance the magazine…like Ryan Seacrest and the Facebook twins…which is ok with me, I just call it out, I don’t actually care about why it happened, or even if it happened, but I’ll look at the instagram model tits, as their plight is nonsense, their relevance questionable, and their longevity a guaranteed no fucking way…

10 Covers for their 10th Issue using 10 Photographers and 10 Instagram models with over 100k followers…is I guess a recipe for success…

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2015

Dec

Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day

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Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life…

I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation…

I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics…

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2015

Dec

Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

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I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger…

Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this…

I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice…

I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born…

I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi….

It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy.

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2015

Dec

Demi Lovato Falls On Stage of the Day

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23 minutes into this video…Demi Lovato…the lesbian, definitely dyke even if she fucks that guy from that 70s show…Disney star with an insanely loyal fan base…Demi Lovato falls on stage….and does a weird turtle on it’s shell…hands and legs in the air struggle…because the spandex in her outfit, that is attempting to make her look fit thick despite being sloppy thick…in a world that fucking loves thick girls…it’s trendy to be plus sized and to say “love your body, embrace your body”…it’s like a Dove soap campaign and fat chicks everywhere, who happen to be the masses EAT it up like it was baked goods…

I figure it is safe to say that the scam in this 23 minute clip is that she saves falling until the last minute because she wants to force you to watch the whole thing..

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2015

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Just when you thought Bar Refaeli was done, she comes out in some lingerie for a lingerie brand like she was still at Victoria’s Secret and fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…because from what I remember…which is very little…she’s the first Victoria’s Secret who he either pretended to date because he’s a homo who fucks dudes, or actually dated, because it was before he decided girl sex was so basic, when every model throws themselves at you…

I guess being recently married, 30, ready to settle down and make babies on her pile of money back home in Israel, isn’t enough to hold a girl who is so trained at getting naked…with her big titties…to get naked…with her big titties…even though no one really cares about Bar Refaeli anymore…she’s pretty much fallen off into obscurity, but maybe the brand is going after the Jewish Market, you know there are only 12,000,000 of them but they account for 90% of the world’s wealth…and 72% of the world’s lingerie purchases for their non-Jewish mistresses…

I made that stat up..

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2015

Dec

Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day

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Natasha Poly, Liu Wen, and Mariacarla Boscono are the models selected for the La Perla Spring / Summer 2016 campaign…and shit is pretty fucking boring for a lingerie company…

I’m not expecting these higher end version of Victoria’s Secret, and less interesting version of Agent Provocateur to go down the Miley Cyrus route of strap-ons and fucking ridiculousness, with midgets and obese women…on some sideshow kick..

But I’m not expecting them to be as generic as Victoria’s Secret, or even more generic than Victoria’s Secret, I mean even Victoria’s Secret is more interesting to look at than this…

The funny thing in all this is they hired Mert & Marcus, who makes 80k a day for this kind of thing…which to me is a huge waste of fucking money….unless they are marketing lingerie in some Christian Weekly paper, I don’t get this at all…

But here’s some expensive models, shot by expensive photographers, for an expensive brand, and the end result is some bootleg shit…

Posted in:La Perla|SFW

2015

Dec

Marisa Papen is the Naked Model Trying to Make it of the Day

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Thanks to the internet or social media…everyone is a photographer, or more importantly, everyone is a model.

So standing out amongst the crowd is a lot more difficult. In the 80s or 90s, or really any era pre-internet, you had to either be scouted by someone from the bigger cities vacationing in your town, or you had to be cocky enough with your looks to tell your family to fuck off with their convention, to hop on a bus and fend for yourself in Los Angeles or NYC…

Now, you just need to use basic online marketing tactics, either from your home, or from LA, where you have based yourself out of, thanks to making enough money selling plugs to diet Tea companies and sucking Sugar Daddy dick to pay your rent….I mean when you’re an egotistical cunt, you might as well go to the source or hub of egotistical cunts, to try to make it out there…telling your family and friend’s you are a model or actress without realizing there are far too many models and actresses to go around, to really allow this one to break and her fanbase, if she even has one…is solely based on butt shots and early instagram popular page hustle…

What I am saying is that it is all a lie, but here are millions of hot girls out there, and even tens even hundreds of millions of girls I’d consider good enough to fuck, so chasing this nonsense dream is idiotic…it’s like focus on your a skill, or talent, you lazy bitch…

But the good news is, they all get naked in their quest to get out there, and it worked for Emrata, so it could work for anyone..who works the rich guys at Treats who realized being rich wasn’t a good enough excuse to get bitches naked and posing…but being rich and owning a magazine to feature them in was…

Sure it’s not rocket science, or even that clever, but I’ll looking at nude pics they put together, and so are you…so I guess we should thank them for sharing their free models / girlfriends / sugar babies with us….they spent years building up their own brand and money, that a good brag feels good, but we haven’t done any of that positioning and still reap the rewards, so I guess what I’m trying to say, is that thanks to the internet, it pays to be lazy…and not bother, because you get the rewards from the comfort of your own obesity filled couch.

Her name is Marisa Papen…and she’s here to be taken seriously…

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2015

Dec

Christmas Shopper of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Dad Tells Daughter He is Going to Stab Her Pussy….

Drunk White Girls…in Kansas….

Couple Fucks in an ATM

Half Naked Twin Sisters in a Fight

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2015

Dec

The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you..

On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..

Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men….

They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities…

I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you.

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl asked me if I could ever get hard for her, possibly because I joke about my impotency, when really I just have a micro penis…

I told her that I could if she was whispering slutty things in my ear while jerking me off while a hot girl posed naked for me….

Needless to say…she didn’t go for the challenge…

Santa Selfie!
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Demi Lovato Falls On Stage
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The Indenpendence Day – Resurgence Trailer…
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Danielle Lloyd is in a Bikini in Barbados
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Mylieene Klass in Leather Lingerie
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Flame Thrower VS Firehouse
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The Singing Telegram Lady in CLUE
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How Australians React to Crashes
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The Edge from U2 is Raping the Earth
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Michelle Obama Rap Video
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Lady Gaga Nipple Pasties
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Martha Hunt in a Bikini
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Big Tits and Glasses….
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Weird Pig in Lingerie Costume at a Wedding…Must be Russian…
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