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2015

23

Dec

Pheobe Price is Christmas of the Day

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I saw these pictures a few days ago, but had to let them fully digest, by staring at them for a solid 3-4 days, because they are on some higher level of fame whoring, that I don’t even think is considered fame whoring, since Phoebe has been doing this forever, it’s more just what she does…

She’s a friend of the site, obviously, how could I not adore a woman who has made a name for herself going where the paparazzi go, in an era before instagram…where if there was an instagram back then…she would have really dominated…like all these modern versions of her are…

I love that she’s going harder and harder to get noticed…as she nears 50 and still looks amazing, and I anxiously await the day she’s sitting on my face, it’s been a long time coming and the I know part of me will die like some kind of groupie after sucking a rockstars dick, knowing that I just experienced Phoebe Price…the goddess, or in this case..the reindeer…

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2015

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Huge Florida Trash Tits Distract from her Face for Love Magazine of the Day

I’ve give Charlotte McKinney credit where credit is deserved….she does have massive tits, and she has been very good at using the strategically to get ahead. Whatever that means, or entails,

Her life is a Christmas Miracle, well, really her tits are, her life is a series of strategic things she’s properly executed with those tits, like getting on TV and making herself household, far better than all her big titty florida trash friends who still work as cocktail waitresses and fuck black drug dealers…or worse…white middle managers…in khakis at the golf course…which if you’ve been to florida, you know those frat bros are all over the motherfucker…

Either way, this may not be a real Christmas themed video or a Christmas miracle…or really anything but big tits on the beach…but at least the tits distract from that krampus face…

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2015

23

Dec

Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day

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Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything….

That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing….

I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them.

VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com

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2015

23

Dec

Girls Sing Silent Night on a Sybian of the Day

The concept is simple, get Sybian to pay you or give you a Sybian, recruit models or porn chicks to sing Christmas while riding it, wearing Christmas costumes…because cumming on youtube isn’t porn if you wear Santa outfits….because it’s fucking Christmas…

I guess this is a modern take on “It’s a Wonderful Life”…if you know what I mean….

The girls are: @jolynelowery, @tiiinagram, @model_adia_, @sarah3dipity, @jocelinalbor, @sheshellonh @jennachapple, @fridaysydell, @withlovejeanne, @kristamatic

They are all terrible fucking singers…and not that hot, but I like how simplistic ideas succeed in this sexed up world…

Life lesson, don’t be a genius. The retards won’t understand, but use girls cumming while showing off their tits..

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2015

23

Dec

Paige Elkington for Purple of the Day

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Her name is Paige Elkington and she’s amazing, or maybe she’s just naked and I’m confusing that for amazing, as I often do, since naked is amazing and I’ve jerked off to some pretty fucking naked girls that I’ve thought were amazing, until I came and then I realized my boner over sold them…

But as far as I’m concerned, any model, or aspiring model who gets naked in a fashion magazine that features naked aspiring models all the fucking time, in what I guess they consider art…is that she’s still naked and that is amazing…

Christmas Miracles happen every time those panties drop or something…

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2015

23

Dec

Christina Milian Nipple Through her Shirt of the Day

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I don’t know if Christina Milian’s nipple really matters, seeing as Christina Milian barely matters, but she’s showing it, intentionally and subtly on her snapchat, through her shirt, because it’s less obvious that way, but still a level of whoring herself, or craving attention that she can live with….seeing as she can’t go through a day without whoring herself in one way or another…

The only fascinating thing about her, isn’t that she was Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj, it’s not that she’s a mom, who still parties at Vegas pool parties and is never with her kid, it’s that she is rich as fuck, and has solid child support payments, she gets money for Bieber’s song Baby Baby Baby Ohhh…as the writer…that is enough…but she wants more…and I guess nipples is how you get there…

That said, if you’re more interested in Nicki Minaj and how she diverts from the fact that she’s financing her brother that accused Child Molester’s legal fees…so that he can walk freely amongst your kids…here’s her ass…

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2015

23

Dec

Naked Woman Sprawled Out In Front of Store and Other Videos of the Day

Some Texas Girl Shoots Some “Throwing Shade”…Hate Video for her Rival – Including Her Naked Body…

Guy Catches a Woman Taking a Shit

Racist Guy at a Fast Food Restaurant in Australia…

Life Fucking Happened….for this Scooter Taken Out by a Coal Truck…Lucky Woman..

Santa’s Helper’s Great Round Ass

Stupid Skater Skates into a Car

Chinese Wife Fights Mistress

Indian Kid Tries Jumping from Building to Building and Dies

Crazy Cow Jumping Roof to Roof

Drone Almost Kills Skier

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love going to the stripclub this time of year. It is absolutely fucking depressing. To make things worse, or more amazing, depending how you look at it, I seek out the most bootleg strip club in town, you know the kind with pregnant dancers and three patrons, because they are the most desperate…

Last night’s stripper was exceptionally sad, she was 350 pounds, her tits spilling out pretty much in every direction, and she sat down with me to try to get a dance. With her weight and the club she worked at, you could tell se was Amateur…but maybe it was because she said “just take two songs with me fore 15 dollars, I need to make enough money to take a taxi home….it’s christmas”….

She had apparently made 5 dollars because some dude threw 5 dollars at her for mocking her….

When I told her she should consider other work, like BBW fetish porn, or face sitting..white dudes love fat girls sitting on their faces…she offered to suck my dick for 50 dollars…

Now as much as I want to experience a 350 pound, straight from Maury black girl blowjob, I am terrified of it…but Tis the Fucking Season…right…

Here are some morning links…

Laying in Bed on the Holidays
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Dance Move of the Day
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Robotic Dogs Pull Santa’s Sleigh
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Trans Chick Michael Phelps Fucked Tried to Kill Itself
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots
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Miley Cyrus and Her Pasties
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Hugh Grant Has a Fourth Kid…Not with a Tranny
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Some Great Booty..
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2015

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Publicity Department at Atlantic Records is trying to bully me into taking down a post on one of their acts, who was a titty model for American Apparel before being their pop star they are trying to push.

They Emailed me with their LAWYERS CCed on the email to take down the post, for no fucking reason….

THEY ARE TRYING TO CENSOR NEGATIVE PRESS AROUND THEIR ACT – WITH LAWYERS – TO ONLY HAVE FAVORABLE REVIEWS OF THEIR ACT. Hilarious.

So I decided to answer in a traditional Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather way….that I haven’t brought out in the last few years, because I haven’t had to…

Here’s what I wrote them…yes Atlantic Records….the billion dollar record label trying to BULLY me into taking down posts with their legal team

Hi Chelsey and legal Team

Can you clarify what LEGAL grounds you are asking for the removal.

I looked at the post and it is simply an embedded video from Youtube (public), American Apparel owned images, that I have the rights to use and you don’t have ownership of.

They are posted along with my analysis and commentary of your artist, which is satirical and comedic in nature, promoting her to my audience for free.

There is no stolen material….and my commentary, or my art, is from my perspective, freedom of press, my right to have an opinion as a media outlet and really as a free thinking individual in this place we call “THE WORLD”…

I believe, PASSIONATELY, that I have a voice, and I have an opinion, that I am entitled to voice. I do not think I should be shunned, or swept into a corner like SOME KIND OF SECOND RATE CITIZEN because you don’t agree with it….in a place we call “THE WORLD”….a place in which we are “ALL GOD’S PEOPLE”….even if you’re an Atheist…that I am sure you agree….however, I do have a Mexican name, and you are based in California, so maybe Atlantic Records and their representatives feel as though I am a second rate citizen. Maybe they feel I don’t have the right to my opinion, my freedom of Speech, my voice must be shunned because it is DIFFERENT THAN YOUR OWN….not very Politically Correct, or Inclusive.

That said, are you simply requesting it be removed because you don’t like the caption? You don’t find it favorable or nice? Are you against me having my own opinion?

I’d be interested in what your legal team is advising on this, because from my perspective, I’ve giving a relatively unknown artist attention, on my personal blog, with my person opinion.

Also, I am based in Quebec Canada, and would request all legal documents and letters from your legal team in French. That’s the law where I am, where my post was made, where my voice was written, where my art that you are trying to OPPRESS was created.

Let me know what you’re thinking, we can get through this together, I believe in us!

Chelsey,

I don’t care how mean you are to me, I think you’re great! I am so excited Atlantic Records emailed me, I actually have an album I’ve been working on, maybe you can refer me to the A&R department? That’d be so cool. IMAGINE this email, you emailing me, about an artist I’m sure you don’t actually care about, opened a lifelong partnership between us.

That’d be so cool. I like to think of this email from you a mean spirited, threatening, BLESSING IN DISGUISE, because CHRISTMAS.

Much love, Merry Christmas to All, and please send justification why the PUBLICITY department is threatening Legal action against me, when all I am doing is Promoting your ARTIST FOR FREE!!!!!!

FREE advertising, I guess the real Christmas miracle is that gift I’ve given you, because if you came to me and said:

Dear Jesus, I’m Chelsey from Atlantic Records and I’m promoting an American Apparel Model turned Singer, Can you Do a Post on her…

I would say “Sure, 10,000 dollars, because you are a big record label and that’s going rate for other sites for this kind of thing”..

Instead I said HERE YOU GO!!! FREE. I AM SO NICE!!!!!

Thank you on your behalf is more the email I expected from you.

LET ME KNOW THE NEXT STEPS!!!!!

Jesus

Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night….Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes..
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Christmas Panties!
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Girls and their Huge Tits..
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Paris Hilton in St Barts Bikini
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Tess Holiday – Still Fat
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The Netflix Fuller House Intro is Terrifying….
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Trump Deconstructed in Grand Rapids is Pretty Hilarious
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Mile Cyrus Pasties in Concert…
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Kid With Perfect Pitch
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The Best Christmas Movies of All Time
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Katie Holmes Birthday
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Candice Swanepoel’s Braless
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Nicki Minaj’s “Brother is a Pedophile” Diversion
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7 Most Amazing Unknown Places
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Top Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits
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Roselyn Sanchez 2015 Miss Universe
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Jennifer Lawrence Make-Out Story of the Day
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Pop Stars Sing Joy to the World
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The Worst Condom Horror Stories to Ever Happen
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Christina Milian See Through
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Miss Colombia is Psychologically Damaged
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Nerd Makes Real Life Light Saber
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Insane Christmas Card Picture
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More Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Rihanna
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Natasha Oakley in a One Piece
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Lauren Silvermen in a Bikini – No Idew Who She is But Who Cares…Right..
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Lesbians Can Play Women’s Basketball
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Insane Synchronized Martial Arts Training
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Doing a Backflip While Breathing Fire Under a Giant Water Balloon
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The Top 10 Star Wars Gifts of the Day
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s Love is So Real
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Slutty Christmas Sluts
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Bong Of the Day
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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Naughty Elf
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A Couple of Australians MAsturbating Together
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Gay Santa…
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Bathroom Floor Squirt
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More Love Magazine Day 15-18
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Insane Screenshots of a Webcam Girl
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Bathroom Brawls
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Miss Universe Swimsuit Pics
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Greek Whore!
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The Best Fame Whore Bikini!
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Hot Fashion Model Tits.
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Random TUmblr Porn Curated By Me!!
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

22

Dec

Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day

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The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco..

So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life…

These are from her snapchats…she’s good…

Tits the Season!!

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