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2016

15

Jan

Winona Ryder Model of the Day

The weird thing about Winona Ryder is that she went from doing everyone and everything in Hollywood, from massive movies by Tim Burton like Beetlejuice to Edward Scissor Hands, to every other movie made from 89 – 95….only to disappear…it’s one of those make that money, cash the fuck in and hide.

At the time of her success, I didn’t understand the hype, it was a Jennifer Lawrence, why the fuck does this bitch keep getting work…until I realized under her 90s ill fitting clothing was a set of tits…

Well, she’s the face of Marc Jacobs, which is a weird comeback….and these are the pics…doing what she does best…hiding her tits…

And here she is wearing a bikini in 1990….before instagram bikini whores…when bikini pics mattered…with her tits…25 fucking years ago…

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2016

15

Jan

Queeny van der Zande for Olympia Activewear of the Day

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I don’t know who Queeny van der Zande is…but I like this activewear campaign…mainly because half of her tit is hanging out of her activewear shirt…like some activewear wearing mom at the starbucks…after mom/baby yoga…ready to breast feed…because if you’re a modern woman, even if you’re not pregnant, you need to be ready to pull out your tit, to show your support for breast feeding…a campaign I think a pervert dude came up with, possibly the same pervert dude who created instagram as a place for girls to post slutty pics..

Who cares…it’s Friday..

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2016

15

Jan

Helicopter Catches Couple Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a chick and her Shuttlecock Dance…

Teen Gets Knocked Out

Great Boobs on TV

Building Collapse in Egypt…

TV Host Loses Bikini Top…

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2016

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s winter, so I like to hibernate with as many girls who aren’t my “stay at home wife” on disability….

So I’ve got this one girl named Ruth and whenever I cum in a girl named Ruth, I think, shit, I’d hate to impregnate a girl named Ruth…sure I’d hate to impregnate any girl my half hard dick throws up inside, but having to say that name ever again, mainly in sex, is terrifying to me….

So if you’re name is Ruth…I feel for you…legally change it, find a nickname, because I can assure you I am not the only one who is cumming in a Ruth who hates the name…but I guess when you factor in the pussy you’re having unprotected sex with, names don’t matter….I mean the majority of girls I’ve had sex with have no names…

That said, Hi Ruth…I hope my penis doesn’t get your vagina’s cold…

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Mirror Selfies…
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What the Hell is Going On in this Pic
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The 24K Gold Crystal Donut
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14 things Trump Believes…
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Things that Bounce GIF
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Hannah Davis in a Bikini
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Mark Cuban Gives Shitty Advice
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Some Kate Bock Model Slut
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Girls in Bed…
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2016

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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David Bowie’s album is number 1. Hopefully most pop acts try the same strategy after their album release….

So I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners.

Which is rare because even my Spaghetti Squash we’re eating instead of pasta gives me a fucking boner when I cut it open to see it’s warm healthy goo….

Not that I’ve ever fucked healthy goo…most girls I’ve had my dick in would be a goo that was as far from healthy, and I guess awake, as you can get.

Either way…I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners, she looked hot in her tinder profile, but I had zero urge to fuck her…and I am aspergers enough to be overly honest and direct and tell her that she does nothing for me sexually and I can’t figure it out…because I find the sex appeal in anything…

While she didn’t care about my take on her sex appeal, because she didn’t want to have sex with me, no one ever does, even when they are doing it…she also told me that she has countless dudes who are after her pussy that she finds it refreshing that I feel zero sex when I’m alone in an apartment drunk with her…

To which I said “Yeah…guys who fuck trannies”…

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Jerry Hall – Model thus Hooker and Mick Jagger’s Ex Wife is Engaged to Rupert Murdoch!!
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Starbucks Refuses Bathroom – guy Shits on Floor
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Koutney Kardashian Eats a Kitkat
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Kendall Jenner – and Hailey Baldwin – Both Fuck Bieber
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Warcraft Movie Trailer…
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Charlotte McKinney in FHM
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple
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Terry Richardson – Baby Shower Cake Insanity….
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We Don’t Know What was Passing You Either – Leo!
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Gigi Had Nipple – Tight Pants – Skinny – Garbage
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Girls – Real Life Amazing Girls – Tugging on Clothes – BEcause They Acting Like They Super Models Bro
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Toni Garrn TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS TANNING…
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Granny Does a Knock and Dash…
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Katie Del Castillo in Leather Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Why Are Texas Instruments Calculators so Expensive in an Era of IPhones
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Rebecca Gayheart is Terrifying
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Farrah Abraham is Mother of the Year
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Why are Monkeys Stealing from Tourists
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Jemma Lucy Topless on te Beach
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Elle Fanning Chest Bone
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Best Local News Interview
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Annalynne McCord in Leggings
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Sluts vs Water
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Shay Mitchell in lingerie…
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10 Weird – Lottery Spent Fortune…
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Man Builds a 230,000 House in a Cave…
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Julianne Moore – Naked in a Movie…
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Mylene Klass in a Black Bathing Suit…With Big Tits…
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Rogue Wave VS Tourists of the Day
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Toni Garnn Topless Sunbathing….
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Charlie Sheen Did ALternative HIV Treatment in MExico
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Obi Wan Remembers the Past in Sadness
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Perky Tits….
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Unethical Relationship with Ken Doll
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Naked at Laudromat….
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Classy – Redhead – on Kiss a Ginger Day – on a Fuck Machine
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Slutty in Church
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Lesbian Dildo Porn
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I must have been drugged…
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Bryci and Katie Banks Massage
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

14

Jan

Toni Garrn Ass for Leo’s Oscar Nomination of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a model that Leonardo DiCaprio probably manages, because why else would he fake date these girls for the media, since he’s gay. It’s gotta be for business reasons, you know to make a career…but I guess it could also be diversion and since he pays well and the girls think he’s so great to talk about shopping with…they never rat him out, he’s a good contact….and girls generally only hate dudes who fuck them…

Well, the ass in a thong is a good way to celebrate his Oscar Nom, because it’s safe to say , this is his year….it’s his time….he’s just been at it too long that if he doesn’t win, the Oscars, who nominated ZERO black people, are just a easily manipulated sham…outdated…to celebrate people who already won…

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2016

14

Jan

Charlotte McKInney’s Nipples for Attention of the Day

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…and I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

No one cared about her before she was in Dancing With the Stars, no one cared about her when she was on Dancing with the Stars, husbands forced to watch it were thinking “hey I’ll watch this show with you with less complaints thanks to tits”….but when not being a star to begin with – even that isn’t enough to keep her in the that limelight she craved so hard….and now she’s trying to keep it going…

By showing off as much tit as she can…without being called a whore, even though we know she’s a whore..just look at her body (of work)…she’s pretty much painted a clear picture….when really she should be painting her face…to look like someone else…because tits or not, she’s ugly..

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Julia Restoin Roitfeld for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Julia Restoin Roitfeld is 30, I don’t know if she’s the model in this campaign, or the person behind the campaign, because I don’t know who Julia Restoin Roitfeld is…but according to WIKIPEDIA, she’s a graphic designer but more importantly her mom was the editor of Vogue Paris…which led to Julia Restoin Roitfeld being in a bunch of campaigns, rocking the scene like a Kardashian, and now as a mom, doing this…

I don’t think Agent Provocateur is as interesting as they were years ago as a boutique brand, now that they are in malls and have hookers getting rich guys gift them with it…and I Hate black and white pics of anything when I know it is shot on a digital camera, and run through some hipster for “artistic” effect…I only like black and white pics on film because motherfucker is too broke to afford color film and color film processng and a digital camera…

I know that makes me sound like a pretentious art faggot cunt, when I shouldn’t even know what a picture is, seeing as I’m pushing 40, practically homeless, always drunk and into street hookers, but thanks to this site – all I do is look at stupid fucking pictures, so fuck you and your lack of respect for my ability to say digital black and white pictures are fucking lame…because I like seeing skin color when I jerk off to asses…you see I can’t remember EVER jerking off to any black and white pics…ever…and life is about jerking off – so fix this Julia Restoin Roitfeld…

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2016

14

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Compare Asses of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are together…showing off their non-existent asses that even their leggings don’t push up and support like they are designed to do, because these bitches just starve themselves in efforts of being mistaken for REAL models…when they are not real models, but they are rich and in the rich kid scene and have fucked Bieber…

They are garbage, overrated, over celebrated, for no reason other than that they have a good team behind them.

I am convinced that Hailey tries to maintain this relationship with Kendall, trying to be her groupie and friend, possibly paying Kendall 10 percent of her earnings to be invited places and on jobs, while Kendall acts like a PREMIUM Kardashian….who works in the real companies, magazines and brands, like a real model, because magazines and brands are idiots trying to get in on the hype, like they were Bieber’s dick, but I guess different…and less annoying.

It’s a scam, they are a scam, they aren’t even hot…and they are milking this hard, and I hate that it’s working.

The world is so fucking lazy.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass of the Day

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Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money…

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