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2016

13

Jan

ThePornDude Presents Kate England’s Pussy Flash of the Day

I saw these pussy flash pictures of some chick named Kate England, and I just assumed she was an aspiring instagram model pulling stunts to get noticed by the paparazzi….

I wasn’t too far off, because despite what my friend, ThePornDude says…I actually hate porn…so I had no idea this was a porn chick…and porn chicks do what instagram chicks do…they crave an audience and fuck for money…only porn chicks do it on video…daily…so in many ways are far more respectable than instagram models who pretend they are real models and not whores..

So as Kate England being a porn chick, I don’t think her getting out of a car with her pussy flash counts as news, or even a pussy flash, despite blogs picking it up, because they love a good pussy flash. This is one of the most basic staged, crying for attention bullshit..paparazzi moments…because everyone is just trying to make some fuckin’ money…

If you want to see porn, or Kate England in porn CHECK OUT ThePornDude …I think seeing her getting slammed, double penetrated and taking loads….is probably a more interesting way to see a battered pussy…you know the process of getting battered is like the journey, where the pussy flash straight up is the destination – and you know how that works…

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2016

13

Jan

Ashley Graham’s Fat Girl in LIngerie Campaign of the Day

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Ashley Graham is a big….deal…and model…she’s just big across the board..people are booking her because the market is fat girls and in this PC anti misogyny or objectification of woman…the industry needs at least one fat chick for affirmative action…and they need that fat chick to do things that the skinny chicks do..but for fat chick brands…so that that can’t get criticized…for giving unrealistic body image and if they do that – they can continue to use the skinny chicks and use the fat chick like racists use their “I have a lot of black friends” before saying something racist…

BBW has always existed, so luckily, we can still objectify this fat chick, who gets half naked like some kind of circus freak….novelty act….making money for people and herself, allowing body positive people to use her as their hero…postergirl..

Now I’m not into fat chicks, mainly because I married one, and they are disgusting and smell, but really skinny dudes, black guys, some latin guys and lonely people who prefer sex to masturbation love fat chicks and can focus on their tits…so this one is for them….

This is not for any of you forced to sit next to a fat person on a plane…for a long haul flight…praying he’s not going to sit next to you as he squeezes down the aisle…

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2016

13

Jan

Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is the Victoria’s Secret for people who have a little bit more money than working as a Walmart clerk….receptionist…middle of the road person who has accepted that they don’t deserve to have hopes and dreams…but rather live within their means…buying panties on deal that seemingly have more sex appeal than the department store kind…or black chicks, strippers, and mall shopping teens around america…you know who don’t want to go for the 150 – 2000 dollar “high concept version”…

This Agent Provocateur shit is a brand I’ve actually been into, when it was doing vintage lingerie, you know quality lingerie, fetishy with a look that the fabrics wouldn’t give you a yeast infection…

But it has become the sugar baby, instagram, brand of underwear that allows them to feel really classy in their whoring..thanks to marketing..

This is their Spring campaign…I think, I don’t remember, I just saw pics of girls in panties and pulled it to post here…because I like girls in panties…whether they are self produced whores, or brands pandering to these self produced whores, especially when they are no Victoria’s Secret, unless Victoria’s Secret actually owns them in some backdoor deal…because backdoor is all I assume the sugar daddy’s who buy their girls this shit are getting….it’s how they keep the gifts coming…reward your sponsor / master / employer….

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW

2016

13

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas…

Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you…

Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that…

Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good…

Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2016

13

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Creepy Shoe Company of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has always been creepy…

Like some robot child, who is now 21, but when she was 7 or 8 and getting nominated for Oscars, would do media and have adult conversation, and adult disposition, up on some Doogie Howser shit, only instead of being a fake doctor closet case, she was thrown into entertaiment…in a “whore our child, she’s so quirky and advanced”….

Well, she’s still getting work, her parents are still rich off her, and they have that approval on their ego that their offspring have commercial viability, who can star in this terrible fucking campaign….but she’s wearing gladiator sandals and showing a lot of leg….so Dakota Fanning fans can appreciate it, but unfortunately, I know her real fans go for something a bit younger than 21…if you know what I mean…disgusting.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

13

Jan

Lily Aldridge for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret, LA Rich girl, who like Gigi Hadid, was very into the scene, did some commercial modeling, and in her case married a guy in a rock band, taking that commercial modeling, to the top of commercial modeling, where she’s spent the last 8-10 years of her life…working for the biggest brand as one of their angels…pretty crazy right…not really, I mean Victoria’s Secret has been pulling “it girls” even before there was social media to work for them, it’s just all part of their marketing, because as you know, there are hundreds of thousands of girls hotter than Lily Aldridge in the world…and in her own home…her sister Ruby…is everything..

Not that that matters, what matters is that working for a sweatshop driven, repackaging made in china shit, and basically painting it gold and adding sparkles to it, figuratively, by using well designed stores and models…has become the stamp of approval in pop culture…and this bitch has it…even Vogue Spain is into her…

Posted in:Lily Aldridge|SFW

2016

13

Jan

Old Man Takes a Pee in the Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Armed Customer in Subway Packing Heat Refuses to Show his Permit – LOL At the Fat Cop

Waffle House Employees Treat Their Weaves in front of Diners…

Robber Helps Lady He Knocked Over Trying to Rob – Then Robs Her

Security Guards Stealing Money in an Orchestrated Scam at the ATM from People…

Teen Girls Beat an Old Man Up…

Birds on a Plane

Oregon Militia – Mad at the Dildos

Child Slips Through Cracks on the Subway Line

Car Hits a Bunch of People and Flees

Friends Lock Dude Out of Room Naked

Riding the Subway in Brazil is Pretty Wet

Intense Slap Fest

Weird Wedding Night Se or Rape in front of Everyone that I Don’t Understand…

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2016

13

Jan

Zoey Deutch’s Tits in Some Magazine of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…I guess more interestingly to you fucking nerds she was the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did and that’s weird…

But this isn’t about her, this is about her daughter, the tits she made by getting cummed inside, who is on a show called Ringer, and was on a show called Suite Life, which is some Disney shit, and unlike other stage parents with Disney kids, this one probably didn’t have to fuck her way to the top with the execs who fuck children, but she’s probably just as fucked up, thanks to being in on that LA rich kid bullshit, that has existed forever, Melanie Griffith, and is doing exactly the same thing as every other rich kid in LA is doing ,getting slutty on the internet and in life trying to be famous…because they can…and it’s easy…and people praise them…while their Hollywood parents continue to be the shittiest fucking people…

She’s 22, and has tits.

Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch

2016

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some girl offered to be my mental girlfriend, because I guess she doesn’t want to fuck. To which I said “I don’t want a gf or a mental gf…I want my ass eaten while i jerk off”..

Still waiting on an answer…

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Girls in Flannel…for You Canadian Winter Fetishists I Doubt Exist
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Jude Law as the Pope
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Korean Girls Try American BBQ for the First Time
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Lady Gaga Nipples…
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Gwen Stefani – Caught the Bouquet
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Fame Whore Kate England Ass Flash
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The Nerds Want George Lucas Back
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Kaley Cuoco’s Breast Implants..
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Terry Richardson’s Condoms at his Baby Shower
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Raging Fire Tornado – Insane
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Naked Sluts Being Sluts
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Anal Loving Julianne Hough
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All Actors are Gay – Here’s The Latest to Admit It
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Girls Holding Cameras
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Tom Brady Has Never Tried Coffee
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New Treadmill Lets You Walk in Every Direction
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2016

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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David Bowie’s album is number 1. Hopefully most pop acts try the same strategy after their album release….

So I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners.

Which is rare because even my Spaghetti Squash we’re eating instead of pasta gives me a fucking boner when I cut it open to see it’s warm healthy goo….

Not that I’ve ever fucked healthy goo…most girls I’ve had my dick in would be a goo that was as far from healthy, and I guess awake, as you can get.

Either way…I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners, she looked hot in her tinder profile, but I had zero urge to fuck her…and I am aspergers enough to be overly honest and direct and tell her that she does nothing for me sexually and I can’t figure it out…because I find the sex appeal in anything…

While she didn’t care about my take on her sex appeal, because she didn’t want to have sex with me, no one ever does, even when they are doing it…she also told me that she has countless dudes who are after her pussy that she finds it refreshing that I feel zero sex when I’m alone in an apartment drunk with her…

To which I said “Yeah…guys who fuck trannies”…

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Jerry Hall – Model thus Hooker and Mick Jagger’s Ex Wife is Engaged to Rupert Murdoch!!
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Starbucks Refuses Bathroom – guy Shits on Floor
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Koutney Kardashian Eats a Kitkat
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Kendall Jenner – and Hailey Baldwin – Both Fuck Bieber
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Warcraft Movie Trailer…
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Charlotte McKinney in FHM
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple
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Terry Richardson – Baby Shower Cake Insanity….
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We Don’t Know What was Passing You Either – Leo!
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Gigi Had Nipple – Tight Pants – Skinny – Garbage
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Girls – Real Life Amazing Girls – Tugging on Clothes – BEcause They Acting Like They Super Models Bro
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Toni Garrn TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS BIKINI TOPLESS TANNING…
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Granny Does a Knock and Dash…
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Katie Del Castillo in Leather Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Tight Dress
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Why Are Texas Instruments Calculators so Expensive in an Era of IPhones
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Rebecca Gayheart is Terrifying
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Farrah Abraham is Mother of the Year
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Why are Monkeys Stealing from Tourists
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Jemma Lucy Topless on te Beach
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Elle Fanning Chest Bone
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Best Local News Interview
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Annalynne McCord in Leggings
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Sluts vs Water
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Shay Mitchell in lingerie…
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10 Weird – Lottery Spent Fortune…
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Man Builds a 230,000 House in a Cave…
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Julianne Moore – Naked in a Movie…
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Mylene Klass in a Black Bathing Suit…With Big Tits…
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Rogue Wave VS Tourists of the Day
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Toni Garnn Topless Sunbathing….
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Charlie Sheen Did ALternative HIV Treatment in MExico
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Obi Wan Remembers the Past in Sadness
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Perky Tits….
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Unethical Relationship with Ken Doll
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Naked at Laudromat….
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Classy – Redhead – on Kiss a Ginger Day – on a Fuck Machine
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Slutty in Church
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Lesbian Dildo Porn
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I must have been drugged…
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Bryci and Katie Banks Massage
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