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2015

22

Dec

Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day

When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs…

It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting…

I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it…

She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’….

But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug…

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2015

22

Dec

Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day

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I am very into Daisy Lowe…I don’t really know why, there’s just something entertaining about her and her massive scenester tits..maybe it has to do with finding out that she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter well into his marriage to Gwen Stefani, furthering strain on their now dead relationship, that I’m sure Gavin Rossdale doesn’t miss because he prefers his trannies to still have their dicks…

Right….

It could also have to do with her being famous for being a famous scandal, before it was cool to be famous for being the product of a famous person’s one night stand….and she’s always had the right level of daddy issues to make her naked in most of her campaigns and shoot..which may not be shocking or exciting today…since everyone gets naked for free…but that is still pretty magical..

Either way, she’s part of Love Magazine’s calendar for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas every year…and she’s glorious..

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2015

22

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day

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Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad.

She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems…

Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal…

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2015

22

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Nipple of the Day

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I feel like I’ve posted this too small for her chubby body nipple pic before, but let’s do it again….

There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage and just crazy Disney kids coming into their own strategic fame whoring, before having a falling out, as these Disney kids do, where one got heavy into drugs and had a breakdown before packaging herself as someone in recovery, who loves herself, and the other wears strap ons on stage in shows that feel like a cartoon version of being high on a lot of pills…

Well..the non-Miley one flashed her nipple…that I’m sure many have licked…both with and without Wilmer Valderamma, Hollywood’s hispanic man slut who’s fucked everyone and ended up on this shit..

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2015

22

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is Partridge Family David Cassidy’s daughter who may or may not be the product of pre-aids sex with a groupie, because when you’re on the Partridge family, you’ve got no choice but to bang out all the fans, when the drug addiction takes over after the show is cancelled, because people are fame whores and will still fuck David Cassidy today because of his Partridge family fame….so get on a hit show in any era and you can ride the shit out of it because he was their childhood, teen, early adult crush in a simpler, how interest rate, AMerican made oil crisis, TV dinner, horrible color schemes 1970s time…

When really they should want to fuck his daughter. that body is on point…

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2015

22

Dec

Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl….

Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat…

I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model…

Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl…

< =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner.

But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits….

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2015

22

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights…

Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

22

Dec

Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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I hate….no, I fucking hate…bikini catalog pictures.

Her name is Shanina Shaik…and this is her being terribly fucking dull in efforts to sell bikinis for some random fucking brand…that probbaly paid her a ton of money…by taking boring fucking pictures of her.

I’m not saying that an ecommerce site should have a sprawled out, spread eagled, laying in the bottom of a shower, getting pissed on by 8 other bikini models, to be compelling and artistic…even a little porny…for people shopping for bikinis, trying to get a good look of the bikini and how it fits a body that is nothing like their body..

I am just saying, that fuck these are boring fucking pics…

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2015

22

Dec

Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans…

Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”….

I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them…

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2015

22

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content….

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