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2015

12

Dec

Miley Cyrus Infantilism Fetish Music Video of the Day

Here’s Miley dressed like a baby in some spoken word video….for a song called BB Talk….

It’s got her brand of weird that isn’t that weird, but that is far more weird than Taylor Swift…

It’s her talking about how some dude she fucked talked to her in baby talk but she’s way cooler than that..and that she hates that shit…probably some bullshit TUMBLR feminism shit…because she doesn’t do cute…

This is hardly weird to anyone into infantilism, probably because they are sitting in a crib shitting themselves in their diapers in a nursery they set up in their house…waiting for their weird barren wife who never had kids to come tend to them…

But Miley dressed like a baby sucking her toe…works…for me..unfortunately, Miley Doesn’t because if she did, I’d be rich.

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2015

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone asked me why Santa doesn’t have kids…I had to explain that Santa is a pedophile…who loves kids…so much he breaks into their houses and gifts them so that they don’t tell their moms and dads…unless they are naughty…then he punishes them…like a masochist pedophile…I mean he is a man with army of kid-like fantasy creatures…who no one cares if he fucks…because despite being built like kids…are not kids…or even human…

Turns out it’s a joke and the punchline is “he only comes once a year”…

Fuckers and your jokes…Two Weeks Til Xmas…which is depressing for all the mall Santas….but exciting for all of you…

Morally confused…

Lil Kim is a Massive Monster
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Facts About Boobs
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Miley Cyrus and her Pasties
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Lady Gaga’s Nipple Pasties
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Lady Gaga Pasties for American Horror Story
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Slut of the Day
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Man Loses 100s of Pounds with Yoga
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X-Men Apocalypse Has a Trailer
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Caroline Flack Panty Flash
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James Franco’s Nipples
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Today in Nickelback News…
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Historical Myths People Still Believe
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty Through Her Blazer
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Em Rat Cow’s Pouty Lips at an Event
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Natalie La Rose Crotch Performance
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Kiston’s Closing…
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Kylie Jenner Trying on Lingerie….
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Naked Beach Girls from The Beach Girls
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John Stewart Does Trump…
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College Girls..
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Elders React to Star Wars Trailer
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Josephine Skriver Climbing
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Lana Del Rey See Through Shirt
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Myleene Klass Tight Dress
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Dad Loses His Shit Trying to Fix Sprinklers
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Arianny Celeste’s Half Nakedness
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Automatic Lego Cookie Icing Machine
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Amanda Seyfried at the Candy Shop
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How to Ruin a Fat Kid’s Birthday
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Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
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Mariah Carey Thick
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USAF Flyby
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Taylor Swift in Concert is as Boring as You’d Expect
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Sky Diver Lands on Powerlines
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Phoebe Price’s See Through Dress
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Britney Spears Doing some Sit Ups
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Mirror Selfies
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Girl Has a Twerk Off
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Midget Stripper!
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Double the Huge Tits
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Friends who Masturbate Together Give me Boners Together
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Hairy Pussy Solo
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Naked Spread Pussy
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Huge Downblouse Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Naked Linda Blair
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Greek Pussy of the Day
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2015

11

Dec

Irina Shayk Perfect Squat of the Day

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Irina Shayk is my favorite model, not just because she seems like she’s humble after all her hustling and sugar babying that has allowed for a life that she probably deserves…straight from the slums of Russia to the beard of a huge athlete to a life as a Victoria’s Secret model…to the wife of an A list actor…not that they are married, but they probably will be, because if that motherfucker Brad Cooper doesn’t get this thing pregnant, he has no understanding of genetics and how when something this good, clever, hard working and ambitious comes a long…you make babies with it…in hopes of creating a super human….because she’s pretty much a super human…

These half squat pics are what all girls should look like. She’s amazing…a Christmas miracle…

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2015

11

Dec

RIhanna’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

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We have all seen Rihanna’s tits, nipples, exposed because she’s overwhelmed by her fame and insane life, where that this small island girl is now the topic of everyone’s conversation, pretty much losing any sense of privacy, allowing for her to pretty much spread her vagina on the internet and not really care, because at a certain level of so many people watching…it must feel like no one is watching…so she’s just doing her…

And doing her is going to some exclusive events, but not that exclusive because EMRATA WAS THERE …..and EMRATA is low level…

Either way, Rihanna had her nipples covered, but her tits maximized, because if you’ve ever seen her topless, she doesn’t look this robust, but with the right straps and harnesees and possible pregnancy…shit looks Glamour model clown tit massive…and I like it…

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2015

11

Dec

Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day

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Amy Adams, the Academy Award nominated and possibly winning actress I couldn’t point out of a line-up, unless she was the only redhead, because like black people, redheads all look the same…or maybe because I don’t actually care about 40 year old actors whether they win awards or not…she just doesn’t give me a boner…even when looking at her ass…she’s just fucking average at best…

I’m not hating because I find red or orange pubic hair disgusting, I’ll admit in the 80s I did, I’d gag when thinking about it…as the weird redhead would ask me to eat her out…but in my old age….in an era of bald pussy…I’m like BRING IT…it’s something different…

I just find her…uneventful, even with botty flashing for the paparazzi…

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2015

11

Dec

Olympic Dream McKayla Maroney’s Vagina in Shorts of the Day

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Here’s your McKayla Maroney, American Hero, Gold Medal Winner…who was 16 at the time she won, and now probably pushing 20, but who spent those 2 years of famous and underage…being as slutty while innocent as possible…to not lose any endorsement deals…or to offend the Olympic team…all while speaking directly to her fans…a gang of middle age Olympic watching perverts who liked her youthful leotard clad body and it’s flexibility…

I’ve heard stories that all these obscure sports leagues, like Gymnastics, or swim team, or figure skating…you know the not PRO sports have a small group or scene that all fuck each other…because they are so embedded in it…and constantly see the same characters and stay at the same shitty hotels thanks to their parents forcing them into this…thanks to seeing talent and Milking it hard…

So she knows whats up…while I try to know what her vagina looks like…because I’m as perverted as you…

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2015

11

Dec

The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy…

I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny….

The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat..

But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated…

So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t..

With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day

And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day

That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day…

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2015

11

Dec

Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

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i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing..

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot…

Good enough for me.

Posted in:Fashion

2015

11

Dec

Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more….

It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told…

So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients…

Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on…

Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense…

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2015

11

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral…

I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame…

It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them…

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