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2015

25

Sep

Andreea Diaconu Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

Andreea Diaconu is labeled one of the most popular model from Romania…because all the other models from Romania look like this:

You know Gypsies, who train bears and to balance on balls, for their traveling carnivals…Which we all know isn’t true, because we all watch webcam models masturbate for us and a solid percentage of those Eastern European in the basements like the sex workers they are…when they aren’t trying to be bought by Americans for citizenship…

She started modeling at 13…sounds wholesome…like working at an ice cream shop or a summer camp…only more naked…amongst perverts…

She also dated Jack Gyllenhaal, even though he’s a faggot rich kid…

And now her big nipples are in Vogue…I guess Dreams do come true..for some people…if they are pretty enough…they can save their sex work for behind closed doors with rich people…as all models do…

GOOD TIMES…

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu

2015

25

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Uncensored Vogue Japan Picture of the Day

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WHo fucking cares…I don’t know if this is legitimately the uncensored Vogue Japan picture of Kendall Jenner, who is the covergirl of Vogue Japan…

It’s very possible that some lonely, sad, virgin loser…no not me….sat on photoshop, trying to get it perfect, so that the nipples he pasted on would go viral, for people to think they are Kendall nipples, and so they jerk off to Kendall nipples, when really the nipples were cut and paste from a dude and stretched out….

She got her nipples from her daddy…Caitlin…

She got her career from her mom’s relentless, gets what she wants, hooker turned mom of 100 persuasiveness…you know 40 years in LA fucking rich guys and guys who think they are women has her dialed in…

She got her ability to whore herself from every woman in her family, it’s their thing..

She got her celebrity from middle America fascinated by this family…because I guess where there are from the brown people don’t have mansions…and it’s fascinating to them and their Walmart jobs…

So if these are her nipples, in the free the nipple era, they don’t matter..they are just nipples, even though I like sucking nipples when I cum…

If these are some weird pervert with a computer, no friends, and a lot of time on his hands, because thursday in some small down is just like any other horrible day…

You’ll find a way to jerk off to it, I believe in you.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

25

Sep

Public Sex Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Motorcycle Accident…WHAT THE FUCK

Truck Break FAIL Slams Baby in Stroller…Everyone Lived…

Meth Head Goes Crazy

Drop Kick of the Day

Dog Runs Up Tree to Grab Frisbee

How To get a Hot Girl’s Car Out of the Way

K-9 Unit VS Cop Shooter at 2:30

Pregnant Dog Gets Saved

Woman Kills Tortoise…Thinking She’s Saving It…

THe Pussy DJ

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Sep

Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

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I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society….

Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit….

Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis…

But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”…

So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’

But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream…

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|SFW

2015

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to like girls who had gay best friends because it meant they were into anal sex…or at least trying it

But now everyone is gay and all girl are into anal sex…especially with my small dick…and it turns out that it’s not that exciting as it once was, because assholes are full of shit…and the smell…the terrible smells…

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The Guy Eats Corn While Listening to Corn with Cornrows
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These Girls Asked The Internet To Roast Them
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Just a Couple Topless Girls
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Sarah Harris SLUT
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Seth Cohen from the OC and a Girl from Gossip Girl Made a Child
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Two Year Old Fails…at Blowing Out Candle
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2015

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The first time I was accused of rape…no one to her seriously… because she was drunk…

LOL…this Rape Culture is so silly…

I have never actually been accused of rape…it’s just that any girl who has had sex with me has felt extreme remorse, shame and feelings of violation…even if it was at their own will..

It’s like “how could I do this to myself”….he must have tricked me…

It’s called charm and seduction…I’m irresistable when you’re roofied…

LOL…I can’t stop the rape talk…people hate this shit…but why?…..oversexualizing everything….where’s the romance?!

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Jordana Brewster Upskirt!
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Farrah Abraham had a Fight with Some British Hooker….Amazing
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Gisele of the Day
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Pouring Water into a Glass..
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Cameron Diaz Tight Jeans..
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Kim Zolciak Had a Stroke
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68 Jokes Only Gamers Will Understand
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Best Waterpipe Salesman Ever
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27 Shelter Dogs on their Way Home for the First Time…is Amazing..
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Some Chick Named Skyler at Some Bullshit Premiere
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Plane Lands in Orange County…
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Some Chick Named Pam Anderson at a Book Signing
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Chris Brown is Banned from Australia
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Fame Whores on teh Beach
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Kanye Still Running for President
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21 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Bad Tippers
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Xenia Deli Says Bieber Helped her Find God…
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Miranda Kerr Breasts
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Deniro Has Bad Attitude
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Weed and Bikini
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Man Disembowels Girlfirend
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Why Do Action Scenes Suck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Sep

Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

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Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy…

CONSUMERISM!!!!

All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

24

Sep

Alexis Ren Nipple for Planet Blue of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a tumblr, turned Instagram, sensation who has millions of followers because her and her boyfriend took pretty legendary pictures of themselves in really incredible tropical settings…giving lame women and pretty much everyone out there…this whole “Blue Lagoon” content…that they could fantasize about in their shitty lives and existence behind a cubicle..

IT was like “How could this great body 18 year old, live this amazing life, with this chiseled possibly mixed race dude…a fantasy that made them famous, got her work, made them money, and now she’s showing her nipple for a mall brand that I guess has gone a little racy…showing nipples…and as long as there are 18 year old nipples in this world…and mall brands use those nipples to sell product…when those 18 year old nipples are traveling the world fucking some dude in 5 star hotels…while I sit here hating my life…we’re in a good place..

Fuck all these idiots..it’s all so fucking boring…I don’t care about these useless it girls…who don’t deserve anything but a job as a cocktail waitress…seriously..

At least she’s not a Jenner…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Hilary Duff Doggy Style with a Dog of the Day

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Hilary Duff, possible scientologist but definite thick puck slut turned mom…who I assume fucked her boyfriend up the ass with a hockey stick…like it was Hockey Initiation…because dude was a billionaire and only played hockey for the lockerroom antics….is posing with her ass in the air with some puppies..

And she’s wearing a tight black dress….showing off those thighs…what the fuck is this…

I wonder how many of her core fanbase of perverts are jerking off to this shit liek she was still Lizzy Maguire.but not really…because I just assume all dudes jerk off all the time…I see it sent to me on snapchat because they think I’m a fucking woman…for some fucked up reason….and thinking about perverts jerking off to anything, including but not limited to Stuff by Hilary Duff…is pretty fucking homo.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Kate Moss is Still Amazing of the Day

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It’s like it was just yesterday that she was a single mom, dating some heroin addict rockstar, releasing videos of her doing blow at all the cool parties, when not on a yacht topless, for the world to see her mid 30s long, well traveled nipples…

It’s like it was a week ago that she was the Calvin Klein heroin chic it girl at 18, being shat on by everyone for being to skinny, while being cummed on by Johnny Depp and pretty much everyone..

It’s like it was just today, that she is in this photoshoot for some October issue magazine, called Vogue Paris, still looking amazing.

I’m a Kate Moss fan, basic maybe, but at least I’m consistent…