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2015

04

Dec

Gigi Hadid and Real Models for Versace of the Day

Gigi Hadid won a loyalty award contest at the head office of Versace, where the daughter of one of the bigger Versace shoppers, because her mother is cheesy, would get cast in a photoshoot with actual models – Raquel Zimmermann and Natasha Poly….

Gigi’s parents did the same thing for her back when she was a kid for Guess?…you know being rich and hanging out with rich people allowing you to grow up with the right contacts…at the right parties…growing that instagram so brands use you…because “it girl insta models matter”….is a much more interesting story than some Russian broke as bitch human trafficked to new york to model because she’s 8 feet tall…

I wonder how the real models feel about being support act to Gigi…are they excited to be part of the GIgi experiencer, she’s the Jennifer Lawrence of modeling…or are they just happy not to be in War Torn cold water flat communist camp they are from….who knows….who cares..don’t ask why…there is no rhyme or reason…just look at the pics of blondes…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW

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Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands…

The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears…

Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage..

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

04

Dec

Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day

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Good angle Amber Rose…when a sex worker, always play the feminist angle to justify your sex work, because you’re doing the sex work anyway, might as well make it some social and political statement that other sluts will get behind and that will make other girls on the fence of being sluts sluts…which works out well for guys who love sluts…which is all guys…until we all get aids and die…even though it’s not a death sentence..

Either way, AMber Rose is disgusting, sex worker, gold digger, sugar baby, trash….or not…I don’t find her hot…

Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day

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Genevieve Morton has been either working out every fucking day all day because she’s been fat the last 5 years and no one treated her like other fat models…even though she had fake tits..always being the second rate citizen in the fat model in the bikini model world…

Or she’s getting her fat sucked out of her….and posting pics of it…because she likes to mock herself and the fact that she’s 40 and this is her last big titty shot..

I consider her a friend…a friend who helped her realize in her career she can’t be fat…but if you’re a blogger you can…lucky me…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

04

Dec

George Zimmerman Deleted from Twitter for This Post of the Day

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When you get acquitted for a racist killing in a gated community that sparked this Black Lives Matter shit..with people united by wearing hoods…in gated communities…to say “this was fucking murder not self defense”…

It’s always good to post nude pics of your ex who cheated on you with a guy…and pointing out he’s a dirty muslim…for your fans who I assume a black haters who wish they too could shoot black kids and get off…

This guy’s a fucking joke, seriously, this is hilarious but not as hilarious as the fact that no one has killed him yet..when clearly he needs it…#florida

Posted in:George Zimmerman|SFW

2015

04

Dec

45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log

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I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show that made this guy famous. I do remember his wife, the slutty neighbor on Will and Grace, because it was the 90s, and the 90s are a horrible fucking place where I didn’t have internet but I did have TV and I did change the channel every time that shit came on…

I did see him in some other movie, and figured that watching him drink Whiskey for 45 minutes…for a Whiskey company that paid him millions…and here I am promoting it for free…

Posted in:Nick Offerman|SFW|Videos

2015

04

Dec

Woman Wants Fresh Cookies and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Shot 7 Times Outside a Gay Club in Australia Because Gun Laws..and Muslim Extremists…

Drunk as Fuck Girl in Vegas…

High School Kid Fight…

Women Beats Girls Cuz They Classy

Powerline Chilling

Woman Falls in a Well

First Person Shoot Out

Beer VS Truck

Detroit What?

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyday, I have to deal with the fact that I have the lamest job in the fucking world…

I am like a teenage girl, where that I write about my everyday musings…similar to a diary.

“today, i went to the movies, and my mom was such a bitch”…..

I write a teenage girl diary for my life..

What the fuck is wrong with me…but then again..I always had low expectations for myself.

Here are some morning links…

Coco’s Huge Tits Made Babies
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Girls in a Mirror Selfie
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Topless Albanian News Anchor
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Zoe Saldna Ass in Leggings
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Daisy Lea’s Side Boob
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Melissa Castagnoli Ass in a Bikini…
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Scott Weiland Has Finally Died Because Self Destruction Does That
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400 Happy Rocket Scientists
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3 Girls – One Instagram
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Mark Hamill Undercover as a Stormtrooper
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Atlanta Taylor in a Bikini
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Girl Drives Full Size Truck Through an Obstacle Course
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Hot Girls Laying in Bed
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Charlie Sheen’s Ex is Suing Him for Aborting the AIDS BABY
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2015

04

Dec

7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day

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This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you…

So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right…

1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape

2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on…

3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future…

4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties…

5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick….

6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid…

7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to…

GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW

Posted in:Ad|SFW|stepLIST

2015

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may not be warm hearted…but I am a warm hater…meaning I don’t really hate anything, I just say hateful shit about horrible people, and that brings warm over me…making me feel complete…like it was Christmas everyday….without any of the gifts….it’s like being warm hearted with more of an opinion….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pam Anderson Will be the Last Naked Body in Playboy – Might as Well Go Down with the Ship…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Hot Fucking Girl in a Bikini
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Atlanta Bean’s in a Bikini
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Julianne Moore at an Event
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Tawny Jordan is the Bikini Slut of the DAy
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Slut of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is a Disgusting Looking Pregnant Chick
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Snowboard Run Through Peace Park
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes is the Fucking Worst – Here’s her Ass
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Sting’s Tranny Kid Wants to be known as Ungendered
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Kim Kardashian Naked in the Dessert
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Naked Jessica Morris from Some Movie
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Liya Kebede Air France Magazine
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Overfilled Basketball Exploding
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Miley Cyrus Has Rope Balls On her Head
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Katie Price Lives and She’s Amaizng..Flashing her Ass…
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Edward Scissorhands GIFs That Are So You At Brunch
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The Saddest Photos of Celebrities You Will See All Day
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits with a Selfie Stick
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Cosplay Sluts are Disguised
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Brooke Burke is Plastic in Plastic of the Day
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2015 Movie Trailer Mashup
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Coldplay is Doing the Half Time Show – Without Gwenyth
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Too Naked for Anyone Kim Kardashian
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Joanna Krupa’s Slutty Big Tits
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Some Whore Named Jena Freumes
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The Light Switch Video
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Girls Sticking Out THeir Tongue
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple for Think Magazine of the Day
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Myleene Klass Booty
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Katherine McNamara Staged Fitness Pics
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Marching band Performs Hello
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The Russian Official Who Lost Her Job for Being Too Sexy
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Slutty and Amazing Drunk Girls
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THIS IS THE BEST CAM GIRL SITE TO FALL IN LOVE ON – AND IT IS FREE – THEY WORK FOR TIPS – YOU DON’T HAE TO TIP…
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A Couple of Tit to Tit Tits
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Her name is Stella and This Video is Great
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Girl Does Weird Things with her Tits
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Real Girls Gone Bad!
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This Greek Chick and Her clown Tits is Amazing
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Weird Ghetto Booty Shake VIdeo
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Japanese Milk Enema!
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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