Arianna Grande may hate America…so much that she’s flashing you her ass…her round, young, fit, annoying, but it’s a picture and not her shit music playing on repeat at the mall I walk around in when I’m bored and looking for girls who need help trying on clothes with my mouth…something I never find, but consider it to be a treasure hunt of sorts, the holy grail, forbidden fruit and I may get arrested for asking before getting a Yes from asking, but it gives me hope and hope is all we need…if she lets me dress her with my mouth…
That said, Arianna Grande, rumored to be a slut, according to a pornstar, which is just crazy…has an ass…she wants you to see in efforts to forget the donut licking, and not the good kind of donut licking you can jerk off to, but the gross kind that makes you hate eating food that’s out on display in stores…unless stranger germs is your porn…which is probably is…since anyone who knows you stays as far away as possible…making “people I know germs”…just an idea…not a truth…
My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina …
Those nudes were officially her best work…
Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes…
Here’s a model named Anastasiya Scheglova….a name that doesn’t sound mail order at all…
Maybe it’s just her stage name so that people talk about her like she’s mail order…
Or maybe, just maybe she was imported by the people at Treats! where I stole these pics from, thrown into a circle of silly rich men, who like to surround themselves with hot women, because what else are you supposed to do with all that money…and what else is a hot girl, willing to show her tits to do with her time…work? That’s just crazy talk….why work when you can be like Irina Shayk…
Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media…
Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber…
Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint…
She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing.
Kristen Cavallari is old news, you probably don’t remember her as being the girl from Laguna Beach who decided to drop out of The Hills and move onto better things like an acting career, only to realize that acting dream was her ego from the attention of her hit show, and not actually based on her talent or celebrity, so she crawled back to her show only for it to get cancelled because she’s the worst…
I fucking hope you don’t remember that…and I hate myself for rememebering that…but hey, girl’s pregnant as fuck and showing her milk filled, hormonally jacked tits in a bra…which I guess is a fetish to at least one person who probably lives alone in a basement apartment, so sad and lonely, dreaming of one day having a pregnant girl of his own, so that he doesn’t ever feel this alone again, while jerking off to pregnant hookers getting fucked in ready to drop porn…
Because to the average dude, pregnancy…is disgusting..it breaks pussies..don’t blame me, blame science..
Alessandra Ambrosio has fake model tits…used to make girls feel inadequate about their tits…hoping their 50 dollar bra from Victoria’s Secret will save…which will work, if they take Alessandra Ambrosio’s lead and buy a set of tits..that have nothing to do with their bras her employer makes in “sweatshops” overseas to sell back to middle of the road American mall shopper …unless they work for the brand and get paid millions a year…
I know what you’re thinking..who gives a fuck about what might as well is a 100 year old model and her nipples through a see through shirt.
I guess I am stuck in the past…I run a fucking blog…that’s pretty late 90s…like Ambrosio’s sex appeal…
Dov Charney the founder and CEO of American Apparel got fired from his own 600 million dollar a year empire, because corporate executives wanted to take over his powerful brand….so they decided to destroy his public image to get rid of him….and their angle was that he sexually harassed his employees….so he lost his company because he “sexually harassed girls”….something that was never proven….and was only settled out of court because the insurance company wanted to get rid of the issue….and even if he did…you can’t lose your company for that shit…not to mention all that went down before 2011.
I know American Apparel employees and they treated Dov as their leader, like it was some cult, because they were drawn to his money and power, and threw their pussies at him…as girls do….
I love that when I support people who have been made guilty by the press, because the press is lazy and don’t actually look into things, and the press love a story that shows a mean man abusing his power to lure in girls, rather than showing girl seducing powerful men with their youthful bodies, braless light cotton shirts the dude created and shorts that have asses hanging out of them….I get called a slut shamer, or victim shamer, or body shamer…or whatever…
When the truth is, the general public are clickbait clicking morons, who create an opinion off something based on laziness and what is being thrown at them, rather than independent thought, and those same people are usually taking stances on things, they don’t even agree with or no the real story behind. It’s like when people start passing around fake stories on facebook, the assholes click share before googling or researching the validity of the fucking story, and here I am reading nonsense that is just nonsense, because I clickbait too.
That said, American Apparel is what I consider a revolutionary brand in a lot of ways… It was created and helmed by Dov Charney. They hired babes, they redefined what blank shirts meant. They brought back style and sexiness in basics. They helped a generation of girls dress hotter, more body proud than girls in my era who wore oversized sweaters and ill fitting tapered Gap jeans…and it was all Dov Charney’s vision.
I think paved the way for Instagram shoots…these hipster models, that are now mainstream, all with a fucking brand and he was taken to the chopping block due to corporate politics….leaving him with nothing…and that’s just shitty…
I believe, men aren’t predators when girls are sluts…
People need to stop being so boring…and now American Apparel is going bankrupt…for no reason….and I hate seeing innovative people getting robbed…
Here are some pics from their campaigns…that are hot…
Miley Cyrus is so hip…so cool…so tumblr fresh…even though any real hipster knows that having a tumblr is so mainstream, and being on instagram is so mainstream, it makes you look like your trying….way too hard….
It’s safe to say that Miley Cyrus….is a fucking phoney created by Disney…puppet of the media…But she’s naked…or naked enough…to matter…covered in white foam…like it was her new boyfriend Dane Cook…who most people know as the fucking worst…
I didn’t watch any presidential candidate debate…because I am canaddaian…
I did not have period sex because period sex is good for AIDS…not aides..even if it was with a young girl, who one could argue, I could rob her youth from her uterline lining in some science experiment in my basement that my wife would get mad at me about…and that I could get arrested for…
