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Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Most people with jobs are on holiday now, so they are with family, cutting down Christmas trees, eating cookies, getting fatter, fucking relatives, being molested or doing the molesting, hating each other, fighting with each other, repressing childhood memories….maybe they are skating or skiing or snowshoeing….but I assume you don’t work, because I don’t work…so we’re here…hi…I hate you more than your family does you shunned loser no one cares about…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning..

Thigh Gaps! For Christmas….
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ALyssa Milano is Turning Into Kris Jenner
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Demi Lovato in a Bikini
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First Fat Chick to Do Penthouse…and She’s VILE….
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Porn Stars Read “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” – PS – I made this video
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Amanda Seyfried in Lingerie…
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Darth Santa!
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Nicki Minaj Performed for a Dictator
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The Miss Universe Winner Scandal Video
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Sara Underwood’s Slutty Shoot
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Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme…
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Bella Thorne Looks Good
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American’s Try Norwegian Food
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Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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2015

Dec

FYI – Trump Owns 100% of Miss Universe Even if he Sold it of the Day

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Everyone says Trump sold Miss Universe, but even if he did, his name is so engrained in Miss Universe that he is still Miss Universe and if you don’t believe me – just look at his hair…

That said, I am amazed people still have cable, I am amazed those who have cable watch miss universe, seriously, How is Miss Universe a thing… I just assumed Miss Universe didn’t exist anymore and all the cheesy bitches with their stupid poses turned pageants into instagram modeling…..

I am amazed those who watch miss universe don’t know the runner up is always named first….I am amazed people care even if the wrong person is named…

Who watches these cheesy Sofia Vergara looking bitches with too much make-up and tacky dresses, looking like they are going to shitty prom, while doing silly bikini wearing walks and poses that make me want to punch a bitch in the face, but remember she’s probably paid for by drug Cartels…I’m talking to you Colombia…

What i am most amazed by is that you all forget Trump owns miss universe, 100 percent of miss universe, it was dropped by NBC in September, and he is using steve Harvey as a “Watch miss universe go viral.”

To believe this was a fuck up, to share it and laugh about it is to support and talk about Trump and his ventures….not that I care if you support Trump or not, he’s hilarious…

Just don’t believe the Internet or tv…every fame whore fighting for attention…some fame whores for presidency…naming the wrong winner is such an easy play…make the black guy do your dirty work.

Trump is miss universe…even if he says he isn’t…and if Trump is involved you know it’s a sensationalized way to get in the media…and people buy into it…MEANING…if you’re this easy to manipulate

I guess I am missing the point, and that is seeing girls who think they are hot, get that torn out of their hands, or in this case off their heads…and it’s so good…I am just sad it didn’t start a riot…from the Colombian camp….they’re a passionate people….

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today is a lot of people’s last day of work….they have the week off before Christmas….

My last day of work was around this time back in 2005.

Dreams do come true…if your dream is to be unemployed, broke, dependant on your wife to pay the rent with her disability check, while spending at least an hour a day talking shit on models and actresses…..

Lower the price of those dreams and making them a reality is pretty easy.

Here are some steplinks. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night……oh right we’ve still got a week…crash holiday parties – fuck bitches…

Girls Bending Erotically
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Audrina Patridge is Knocked Up and it is Part of a Pregnancy Test Campaign that is CLICK HERE

Cara Delevingne in a Dress…
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Hailey Steinfeld is a Flat Ass Pantsless Singer
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Hacker Builds Self Driving Car
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Glamour Model Abigail Ratchford’s Tits on the Red Carpet
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Hailey Baldwin is Boring and Short
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Azaelia Banks Bits a Bouncer’s Tit
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Happy Christmas from Bikini Wearing Liz Hurley
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Hot Rugby Wife of the Day
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Mirror Selfies…of Babes
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Mariah Carey in a Tight White Dress
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Gia Genevieve has Big Tits
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Elle Brittain Has Big Tits
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Lindsay Lohan See Through
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Madonna is a Whore
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Fat Ass Demi Lovato in a Bikini Bottom
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Jennifer Aniston is Old
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Fit as Fuck Girls…
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British Weather Report with Star Wars Puns
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Arianny Celeste’s Big Caged Tits
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Some Fame Whore in Lingerie in Public for PETA – Named Ashley James
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Kristen Stewart – Tight Jeans
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Selena Gomez’s Bikini Selfie in Case You Missed It
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Some Slut You’ve Never Heard of Because She’s Mail Order in a Bikini in Miami
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Avril Lavingne in a Onsey with a New Chad Kroeger
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Miss Universe Bikini Prelims
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Olivia Wilde – Bikiis
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty in London
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The Humman Barbie Doll is Out and About
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Phoebe Price’s Nipple
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Ciara Big Cleavage
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The Royals and Their Suburban Middle CLass Christmas card
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Can You Identify the Top Searched Porn Stars of 2015
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GIFT YOUR STONER FRIENDS WITH THIS BONG
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Mystery Illness Linked to Moldy Breast Implants…
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Sexy Japanese Egg Swap…What?
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Some Busty Housewife Slut
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Chick Birthing a Beer Can – Like Audrina Patridge
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Hulla Hippie Weirdness
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Some Chick and Her Huge Tits
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It’s always the right time to Scissor!
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Revisit Whitney Wisconsin the Dog Fucker Retrospective
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez Has a New Bra Wearing Video of the Day

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Selena Gomez is a calculated and contrived product of Disney….who is well trained, and has been exploited and media trained to deal with said exploitation since she was very young and her eager manager mom would do everything in her power to not have her little spawn ruin it for the family..

They’ve made a lot of money, but Selena on this trying to be a popstar kick, is still so bootleg, and should probably stick to acting in shitty TV shows, and fucking Bieber…an actual popstar…or hanging out with Taylor Swift…an actual popstar…rather than trying to be them…

The only interesting thing that’s happened with Selena is how she got breast implants that she pretends is a weight gain from Lupus steroids…and/or Chemotherapy that she tried to exploit RIGHT BEFORE HER ALBUM DROPPED… because chemotherapy gives terrible visions of dying babies, while Selena’s dose didn’t even prevent her from missing a party…

I guess the other interesting thing is that she’s sexing up her image with those breast implants in this sex tape looking music video that’s about to drop…

I don’t want you to think I’m excite about this, I just came across it and felt compelled to post it because Disney Stars becoming sluts is always interesting to me….an their 14 year old fans who look up to them and who the negligently show these kinds of sexual images to…

Here are some pics of her in INstyle UK…

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2015

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Loving her Body in St Barts of the Day

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Demi Lovato is one of those “love your body” ambassadors who has come to the forefront of women’s rights in the last 2-3 years, and I think these pictures are a good example why….

It’s never the hot skinny girls saying “love your body”….trying to make fat girls everywhere support them and buy into their bullshit…it’s always the loud chubby girls who are tired of trying to be skinny because their body types don’t allow them to be skinny and if the market wants them to be skinny they actually have to work at it…when they can make as much money not working at it…if they do the relatable “jsut be fat because that’s who you are”….

I think it’s safe to say, she’s better in her spanx leggings in concert…but even that’s still pretty gross, if you think fat dyke bi polar mexicans exploiting their fans while fucking FES from that 70s show, who has fucked everything are gross…which you should…and this should help…unless you’re into what looks like 45 year old mom body…

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2015

Dec

Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole…

I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right..

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2015

Dec

Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

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Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up…

Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really.

I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares…

Watch this on The Scene.

Here she is playing some tennis

Watch this on The Scene.

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2015

Dec

Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day

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Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs…

But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that…

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2015

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

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I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is..

Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid….

They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot…

Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models…

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2015

Dec

Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

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Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken…

I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth…

Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits.

This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive…

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