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Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2015

Nov

J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

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J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the past found out that another girl fucked their man, only to get beat the fuck down..

Which is nice to see, even if I prefer seeing J.Lo being the one getting beat the fuck up, because I think she hasn’t exploited her Peurto Rican roots enough to have this massive fucking career…all while being unable to formulate a sentence on Spanish..because that’s just how Latina she is…

What I am saying at, is that all these years of her Spanish New York accent…pushing the Spanish booty…without knowing about the culture, and without actually taking time to learn the language to support her bullshit story….you know to make it more believeable..

What an idiot..but she’s in a bra…punching….and you like that…

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2015

Nov

Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal…

I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them..

That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride…

So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt..

Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool….

So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in….

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2015

Nov

I Want to Have Sex with Every Angry Femen Lesbians and Other Videos of the Day

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Camel Stuck in a Car

Guy at Walmart Fights with a Woman

Parents of the Day

Woman Feeds the Fish

Bus Driver of the Day

Bride and Groom in China have Sex in Front of Guests as Part of some Pervert Tradition

Baby Kangaroo Just Wants to Cuddle

Just a Guy with a Machete Shot by Police

Woman Taking a Shit on the Street

Apple Kicks Black Kids Out of their Store

Old Man VS Train

Sex at the Office

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2015

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a rumor around that a hollywood A-Lister is HIV positive and that he hasn’t been telling his partners…

People are guessing Charlie Sheen, which is the obvious choice, but I’d assume that would shut down the porn industry…and it’d be far more fun if it was someone less likeable….or gay.

The reality is that HIV isn’t a death sentence, or as big of a deal as it was in the past…but it’d still be great if he used his HIV as a weapon and took out some of the whores, we know are whores, who sleep with A Listers without a condom to have babies and get jobs, but instead get another “surprise”…

Not that I wish HIV on anyone, because it isn’t a death sentence, I just like the Black Plague Dot on the head of girls who pretend they are anything but slutty…

Ether way, it could just be a rumor, and really, who cares about Hollywood, let’s focus on me…and my HIV that I’ll never know I have because I don’t get tested and it would make fucking 20 year olds unprotected…more guilt ridden rather than leaving it the great unknown..

To my 20 year olds I have unprotected sex with…don’t read into this too much…but feel free to leave a comment.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Gwen Stefani’s Nanny Was Single White Femaling Her
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Girl Builds Alarm Clock That Slaps Her In the Face
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Pia Mia in a Bikini
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Kate England in a Bikini
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Rogue Potato Grower of Australia Has Great Eyebrows
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The Girl Who Dedicates Her Life to Rescuing Kittens
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JetPack Aviation – Test Footage…
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Kylie Jenner Ass
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J.Lo in a Bra
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The Tits Who Went to the VS Fashion Show
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Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Model
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How Hard Did Rockstars Party?
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Sheep Who THink They’re Dogs
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2015

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Crotch Shots are the New Butt Shots…So ladies jack your panties into your pussy…so this stepdaddy can see your pussy definition without seeing the actual meat that makes up your pussy…because sometimes that meat in pictures can throw a motherfucker off with it’s level of graphic…while pussy definition offers mystery and suspense and wonderment of how much meat is in those pantie…

I repeat, Crotch shots are the new butt shots…start posting crotch shots…I guess this is nothing new…I just repeat myself..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Crazy Fucking Asses Because Asses are Crazy
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Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again
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Kylie Jenner Thong in See Through Pants
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A Bunch of VS Show Pics
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A Bunch More VS Show Pics…
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Today in Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts…
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Slutty Secretary Smoking Weed…
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Gavin Rossdale was Banging the Nanny.
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Daisy Ridley in Elle Magazine
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Navy Veteran Swimming the Entire Mississippi River…
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32 Child Actors Who Died Young
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Kate Winslet Thinks Talking About Gender Wage Gap is Trashy – She’s Talking to Jennifer Lawrence
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Urine Therapy is Vile
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A Compilation of Chicks
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Kendall Jenner Panies…
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Hannah Ferguson in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn at an Event
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People Who Hate Their Own Inventions
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Kendall Jenner Banned Her Sisters from the VS SHow as Part of VS Contract to Get As Much Buzz as they Could about Kendall Being in the Show…
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10 Pranks to Try While High…
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Candice Swanepoel Leaving a Party…
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17 Spontaneous Choreographed Dances in Film
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Whores in Bathing Suits on the Beach
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28 Celebrities with Fake Teeth
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Plane Rips Donuts
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Amber Rose is Crying for Attention at Miami Strip Club
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Great White Shark Cage
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Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady When THey First Started Dating and She Found Out His Ex was Knocked Up…
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Girls Smoking Blunts
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Greek Porn Slut
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Martha Hunt Nipple
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The Russian Donald Trump
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Naked Hulla Hooping
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Drinking Squirt Juices
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Fun Things in Asshole
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2015

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day

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Apparently, this is a video of Jennifer Lawrence being clumsy, because she falls anytime she can at events…because she’s either hiding a chronic disease, like MS, or maybe she’s just an awkward and clumsy bitch, when not in the various characters that have got her nominated and winning Academy awards her entire career…when she’s not complaining about being underpaid, despite being overpaid..she plays make-belief, but don’t tell these vapid retards that…they are so into themselves that they actually think they are doing somehting important, with movies like Hunger Games – even though people could just read the book…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that we can all agree her best character she has played was slutty sexter, with a possible facial pic…because those pics that were leaked of her, made all her annoying, awkward, lesbionic, jokester weirdo ways…totally acceptable..because bare tits….make me like people…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Sunglasses of the Day

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Just when you can’t get enough of GIGI HADID…there’s more Gigi Hadid..

This is the most over exposed girl around right now…and there is really no logical reason for it, she’s just everywhere. The industry has just decided they like her, that she’s not offensive, that her half Arab look is hireable, possibly because she works for free…or maybe because she has social Media fans…but this is the 5th post I’ve done on her, or mentioned her in today…and I don’t even find her exciting, hot, interesting, compelling, talented…if anything, I just think she’s a waste of opportunity. A vail little ego who wants to use her access to pose in pictures for brands…I find the whole thing insane..

And here she is in bathing suits for a Sunglass campaign…again..not that hot..but her name is Gigi…she was destined to be an it girl…for a few minutes…before another one replaces her…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

Nov

Charlotte McKinney’s Nipple for GQ of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney generally has a shitty looking face, But she sure has big tits..

She looks alright in this GQ photoshoot, that I’ve already posted some of the pics of…she sure has big tits..

She’s the kind of girl, who is straight from Florida, which means even if she’s rich, she’s still white trash…but she sure has big tits..

Those big tits got her one campaign for one brand…and boom, she becomes the tits…in Dancing with the Stars…because she sure has big tits..

She did not have any star status at all…but she sure had big tits..yet the TV show called her a star…because she sure has big tits..

So now she’s trying to leverage that experience so that she sticks around, by reminding you that she sure has big tits..and NIPPLES!!

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2015

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Along with being the social media whore that Victoria’s Secret cast, and yes, I am talking about this Victoria’s Secret fashion show a lot for someone not getting paid by them, but I guess it’s in protest of what they represent, even in their re-branding to become more instagram friendly..using instagram models…and posing pics like instagram filters..but I’m doing it in hopes that the ratings for the show are a fail…

Well here’s their newest star, instagram model Gigi Hadid still not being instagram no more…but instead Vogue, in what I call mocking the fashion industy…in an “all you need is instagram followers and everyone will scramble to you”…

It happened with Blogs 10 years ago, all the big media companies didn’t know how to do the internet, so they bought up all kinds of bloggers, and the bloggers who were just assholes with no business having readers became multi-millionaires…only now it’s with vapid cunts who aren’t even that hot in pics…

Fuck off, but at least they made her look like a clown…and at least this isn’t Kendall Jenner…who really has no interest in being a model. You see at least Gigi is tall and even if I get the vibe she’s milking her situation and playing make-belief, there’s not much different between her and other models…where as Kendall..that girl is just garbage…but unfortunately GIGI has a contract with Kendall to carry her…in exchange for all the BFF social media action she got…I wouldn’t be surprised if Kendall’s team was hired by Gigi’s team to create Gigi as the BFF storyline…either way it worked…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

Nov

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey..

SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration…

But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”….

Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit…

I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell