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2015

09

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Nude in Bed Snapchat of the Day

Bella Thorne who just turned 18, despite looking like she’s 40…something I like to attribute to her being 40…

I just assume she’s from some River Phoenix type weird cult hippie family, with a dozen kids, all of whom were thrown into acting in Hollywood…to finance the hippie family life…the other two made valiant efforts Dani and Kali, but the prized hen was this one….

Who has now gone to snapchat to show you a topless pic that isn’t topless enough, but it’s a start because she’s just turned “18”….has still be whoring forever thanks to parents with a dream of a good life…so she knows to ease into the nipple pics to maximize excitement, anticipation from her fans….that I call creepy dads forced to watch Nickelodeon…by their kids..

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2015

09

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl…

Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height..

Good ass though..

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2015

09

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day

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Apparently, you can see nipple in sweater thanks to flash bulbs and cheap Jessica Simpson fabrics used in her quick to market, K-Mart brand of clothing….that just can’t handle being stretched out over her notoriously huge tits, huge tits, that haven’t turned into pecs despite all the fitness she’s committed herself to, in order to fulfill her Weight Watchers contract and really to fulfill her obligations as a pop star, who may not do music anymore, but instead makes babies while her dad fucks boys, her sister makes half black babies, and her husband cashes in on being the dude who fucks the dumb blonde chick everyone wanted to fuck 15 years ago….

I guess what I’m saying, is that I think these pics are substantial, well deserved, a little late to the game with the nipples, but glad she tries, despite her billions of dollars..

I guess what I’m saying is that I love when married moms use their tits as the last thing they have going for them in terms of sex appeal to get attention..

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Here is a beautifully shot video of her from the night..

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2015

09

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas…

Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you…

As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders..

Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack.

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2015

09

Nov

Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck…

But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real…

I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in…

Here she is performing…

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2015

09

Nov

Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking….

I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program…

In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel…

Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work…

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This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid…

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2015

09

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Whore Hustle of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is another rich kid who wants to be a social media star..which is a weird fucking goal for someone who is set to inherit half of her dad’s billion dollar fortune…so I guess get those panty pics that used to reserved for selfies with boyfriends but why not put it out there for everyone – because those likes feel so fucking good…because daddy never said “I love you enough”…he was too busy fucking 80000 KISS FANS…

Either way, hard nipples, average body she’s working so hard for you to see, and whatever works in this attention whoring world we live in…right…

So whatever the reason for the fitness kick…and being fat on TV when she was on TV…and not getting famous from it…she can only blame being fat for that because blaming her personality…would be harder to accept…

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2015

09

Nov

Jackie Cruz Orange is the New Black in a White Thong of the Day

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Orange you glad to see Jackie Cruz in a thong bikini…

Orange maybe you’re like me and you have no idea who Jackie Cruz is…thanks to writing this badly written pop culture website with no knowledge of really anything that has anything to do with anything….but my own drunken sexual dysfunctions…

Well, she’s on Orange is the New black…where I guess she has lesbian sex…because I think that’s what that show is about…you’ve probably seen her naked, but I’m too lazy to google her

And she gets in thongs in Miami, as Miami people do…which isn’t all that exciting, unless you’re into her and her ethnically ambigous…gender ambiguous…face…and ass…in a thong…for the record…she’s Domincan….and not a Kardashian..

This is my favorite thing about her:

At age 16, Cruz moved out of her mother’s apartment and became homeless.[8] When she was 17, she was the victim of a car accident where she suffered a collapsed lung, as well as a coma and having to undergo brain surgery.[5][11][4][8] Her song “Sweet Sixteen” is based on the incident.[8]

Rough life – beach living..

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2015

09

Nov

Olivia Culpo for Galore of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some MISS USA, Nick Jonas NUDE MODEL FOR A MAGAZINE , trying to get more and more high profile, and having it work, because the world is pretty fucking basic and the tactics needed to get a career after already fucking a Jonas Brother, is as simple as getting naked..it has worked so fucking well for all these instagram whores…

Well, now she’s sucking a Fanta in a bikini for GALORE …the magazine that throws all the cool parties at all the cool events…who suck up to the celebrities they feature…because celebrities love being sucked up to…and I am not calling Olivia Culpo or any of the other instagram whores they hang with celebrities, they just think they are and get to fuck celebrities, like hookers…but less obvious than sitting on the side of the street with soiled panties from all the broken condoms and broken dreams in broken homes that brought them into that alley….

What was I saying again? I got too into my street hooker analogy…that visual…was less generic than these visuals of this hooker..

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2015

09

Nov

Jewel Tit for the 90s of the Day

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Sometimes you just need to remember all your broken hearts in the 90s that you set to a Jewel “Women in Songs” song…as you cried in bed over lost pussy you wanted to fuck but that wouldn’t fuck you…by looking at pics of her tit next to her kid…

Or…her talking about her sexually relationship with her guitar…you know she probably had sex with to make money back when she was “living in the car”….before becoming a multi millionaire…